#stalker wanted

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke X College Student Naruto

# ♠ STALKER WANTED ♠

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Nice long shower. Water hot, and hum of the song in his head keeps playing.

" ♪~ Down bad, baby. You're down bad oh honey-oh ~♪ "

The lyrics are a little jumbled at the moment, but they're flowing through nicely. He feels oddly inspired after meeting Sasuke properly. He was really cute in person, makes him wonder why his drummer is so adamant about his not hate boner for the guy. Although he did seem much more fidgety than he expected.

He hears his door open. " ♪~ Shika Shika Shika Shika ma ma ma RU ~♪ , ya still up? ", scrubbing the soap out of his hair. " Is the shower not your hint? ", sets bag on Shikamaru's desk. " Hmm, nah. You could've left it on. ", turns off the shower. " you think I'm that lazy? " flops onto his bed. " I mean, Kiba did that. Sooo... ", deep sigh. He walks out with a towel on his head. " Yes, you can barrow my shower. Just don't cum in the drain. ", ¿ミಠಿ▿ಠಿミ? " Huh? Why's that you're only concern? ", (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) "... You forgot about the mass plumbing issue in the guy's dorm didn't you? ", ミ(⁠・⁠–⁠・)ミ" there was a plumbing issue that... Affected the whole dorm? ", " yeah, there were so many guys were jerking off in the shower that it caused a bukake blockage in the pipe system. It took weeks for the school to figure out what happened. ", ミ;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏミ" Eeew...I was staying with Iruka that semester. "ミ(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣ )ミ, it takes a minute, but ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ!! " Oh that's right. Guess you missed it. ", ミ=ω=ミ " hehe, lucky me. But I don't want a shower yet. I have evidence!! "

Naruto starts rummaging through his bag while Shikamaru is drying his hair. " Is it your “stalker booty call” again? Dude, come on, I don't think they're using real pictures of themself. It might be a scammer that's trying to blackmail you. ", wraps towel around his waist, sits on the bed. " But they sent back a lot of sexy pictures. ", ミ･ั⁠﹏⁠･ัミ" Yeah. At Onlyfans level of quality. How likely is it for a Stalker, a freak that can't ask you out for a date like a normal person, to have pornstar quality selfies? " (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)

~{ "aaaAACHOOooo" (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)⁠・⁠・⁠・}~

Naruto ignores him and pulls out the little blue box and that other gift that he had received today. Shikamaru looks unconvinced as he's handed the little box, thumbin' through the pictures, examining the neat-ish hand writing. " Yeah man, these are like good pictures. I have a photo copier at... ", loud moaning fills the room. Naruto hands Shikamaru his phone that has the matching video. " ...These pics could... just be stills from... ", Naruto gets up, locks the door properly on this one, moves his bag to Shikamaru's feet and shows him the pictures of today's game. " That's... the library... ", he swipes to the pictures that have the... grabs the Polaroid pics that have the little—new message. Video. Shikamaru, looks up at Naruto, shows him the phone. " Uuuh, what is...", takes a looks, watches the preview... smiles.

" Watch it. " ミ.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.ミ

ʘ⁠_ʘ. . . Shikamaru... Looking at the phone as if it's possessed...presses play.

~{ He feels that tongue wrap around his tip, teasing him as they jerk off the shaft. He hears footsteps nearby. " Shit! Fuck! Stop! Pause! Someone's coming!!! ", they stop for a moment...does a thing...then fully engulf his cock again. " F...fucker. " }~

He looks at Naruto for moment, looking confused. He's about to ask something, but then they both notice that there's more video playing. They keep watching.

This mysterious figure, clad in all black, keeps deepthroating their partner. It's a view from the floor looking up, deep Purple lips wrapped around his cock. Neck bulging full, then empty and full again as they make love to his cock. Orange shorts peeking from the sides of the chair.

~{ He's tapping on his thigh, trying to signal that he's tapping out to his admirer. He feels a smile against his flesh as they simply lace their fingers with his and... swallows. }~

His legs are trembling, you could almost see the pressure in this person's throat as they held still. Neck tensing and relaxing as they gulp down their prize. There's a sound of footsteps coming closer from off screen. Stalker, carefully readjusts themself and reaches for the phone first. Pushing it forward a bit to hide their face with the chair. The only glimpse of their face being their deep purple lips. They fix themselves up a little bit as the vid continues.

~{ Yawning like the Dead. " Oh, hey Naruto ", chilling like he's innocent, " Sup, Shikamaru, You're—" }~

Video cuts off.

(⁠٥ ☉_☉ )

He slowly turns to Naruto. " Was that..." He gets up, shoves the hem of his shirt in his teeth, drops his orange shorts and... purple lipstick kisses, bite marks, developing hickeys and... " Mine. ♡ Mine. ♡ Mine. Hot. Gorgeous. ♥ Delicious. ♥ I want you. Need you. Fuck you. " . . .

And those are just... just the words he can read... The rest are scribbles.

ミㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁミ

" ...they're... fuckin'...real...", Shikamaru is... he's buffering. Processing the information like he suddenly running on Internet Explorer. He's brought back to AkatsukiGX ( not sponsored ) speeds and feels something hard and plasticky get placed in his free hand. Looks at it. It's the clicker. " ...Questions... ", ミ◠⁠‿⁠◕ミ" go back to the upskirt picture. ", Swipe, swipe. " M'kay... ", he looks up to question further as Naruto reaches down and pulls purple panties out of his bag. Eyes wide, squints at the picture, swap swipe, bracelet pic. Cat charm. . .

" IsThisAFuckingVibratorRemote? " Σ⁠(ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ) , ミ⊙ω⊙ミ" Pfff... ", Σ⁠(ರ‿ರ) " NARUTO!! Did you—Did did you seriously trick me into getting your Stalker off? IN the Library!?!? What the HELL MAN!?!? ", waving the fucking sex toy remote around. " hey, I was just going to do it myself but you took the clicker from me. ", pointing at him with the little plastic bit of sin with a kitty cat keychain. " because YOU were playing with it when you were supposed to be STUDYING!!! " " YEAH!! And you were clicking it more than I was. "

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ . . . ರ⁠_⁠ರ . . . ✿⁠ ರ⁠_⁠ರ ✿ . . . " Fuckin damn it. . ." ミ^⁠ ω⁠ ^ミNaruto snickers at him a little. Shikamaru huffs, speechless. . .plays the video again, watching this mysterious stranger go to fucking town on this friend in the recording. Just...wanting to confirm... Good God, do they even have a gag reflex? He feels heat growing between his legs. " Good–Fuck. This is making me wet... ", " I mean you diiid get out of the shower. " " That's not what...Fuck off. " ✿⁠ (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) ✿⁠ He laughs at him. Pillow bonk. Warfare. Retaliation. Pillow bonk... Eeeh too tired... Naruto flops on the bed next to him, Donald Ducking it.

He looks through some of the pictures a bit more as Naruto kind of rambles a little bit about the Stalker again. Making a couple of guesses of he things that might be behind the screen and behind the creative censors they keep doing in each video and pic. He's seen soooome of them before from passing glances, and accidental fat thumbing. Shikamaru just figured this was a quirky booty call Naruto made who's been really getting his rocks off lately. The mysterious person has been doing a reeeaaal good job at hiding themselves in most of these pictures. It's genuinely difficult to guess who this person is aside from their build, even then he couldn't exactly rule out any kinds of Photoshop. This person's really pretty. He looks at the bracelet picture again.

He kind of tunes Naruto out a little bit as Shikamaru focuses on the bracelet, looks at the little cat charm with a remote, and he closes his eyes...to remember something.

When he was flirting with Sasuke. He was getting a little flustered. The guy usually has a rock solid poker face, but he was looking a little... heated. Like he was trying to hold back from...something, he assumed he was trying not to strangle Naruto again like usual. But he was a lot more chatty, civil, playful. Like he was in a good mood. He was getting a little red toward the later half of the tutoring. Sasuke kept darting his eyes at the distracting fucking clicker. Yeah sure, Shikamaru was spam clicking it like a fucking moron, but like... After confiscating it from Naruto, and Sasuke confiscating it from him...

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ . . .ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ!

Shikamaru lounges back. Naruto slowing his ramble bambles, recognizing that look in his eye. " Somethin' up, Shika Shika? " Pause... Flicks at his arm, " Ow." stupid nickname. . . Starts humming a tune.

" ♪~ because you're down bad, baby .You're down for the crazy-azy~♪ "

ミ ರ‸ರ ミ Naruto looks annoyed. Starts humming along with the tune anyway. " ♪~ Oh you're down bad, honey. You're down bad oh honey-oney. ~♪ ♪~ You're down, down for the institutional insane ~♪ " they bob their heads a little bit, making up other filler lyrics for the rest of the tune. They look at each other. ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ " Pff...Glad you agree with me. " ミ ತ‸ತ ミ " Shut up. " (⁠٥⁠↼‿↼⁠) " So are you still going to try to send a pic back? Well duh, I'm just waiting for you to give me my phone back. ", blinks. Offers the phone. Naruto reaches...

Shikamaru pulls back, flips through through Naruto's selfies. ミ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ ミ " if you wanted to look at my dick right here. ", " Yeah, yeah. " Pats his cock. Swipes through the pictures. " You started getting lazy with your pictures part way through. " " Hey, don't make fun of my dick pic game. I gave my Stalker advice for their pics. " " And they've gone and out played the Teacher. Looks like they even started doing timed photos. " Shows a picture example of stalker showing a lounging upskirt shot. " Oh yeah you're right... " Hands the phone off to Naruto as Shikamaru bounds up, drops the towel. " Alright, get up. I wanna test something."

ミ ಠಿ‸ಠಿミ? " Test what? " Panties to the face. (⁠↼‿⁠‿↼⁠) " Put these on. And look at my Tobi mask. " ミ(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)ミ" Eh? "

•••

Sasuke closes the door to his apartment, a little tired. Antsy. He had to take the toy out part way through the day cuz it was starting to hurt. Battery is properly dead. He needs to shower.

Crash!!

“ Suigetsu, you slut!!! ”

Sigh. What's happening now?

The sight he walks in on is glorious. A Rush of white hair in a stolen mini skirt rushes past him as a raging rapid of red rushes over to the prancing criminal pirouetting away. Sasuke stops in place, hands in pockets as he's circled by a pair of angry red and white chihuahuas in the visage of people.

“ I thought you hated this skirt. ” “ I hated how it looked before but I never said you could borrow it!! ” “ you can't take tackies-backsies something on the donate table!! ” “ I can if I know it looked cute on my butt!! ” “ you're just mad cuz Kiba slapped my ass. ” “ He WHAT!!! ”

oh boy.

Sasuke grabs Karin by the armpits and pick her up as she flails angrily in Suigetsu's direction. Putting her in air jail while Suigetsu backs up and does the middle finger dance, swishing his hips in that way too short skirt.

“ LET ME GO!!! I'LL KILL HIM!!! I'LL PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!!! ” " Karin, calm down. He probably thought it was your ass. " “ No, he knew it was my ass. Watched it jiggle and everything. ” well that just turbocharged Karin's red head rage. Sasuke lost his grip on her as she dove to the dolled up twink before a pair of brought arms catch them both holding them up by the scruff of their shirts like kittens. “ barely got home and already there's a fight? That's a record. ”

Sigh of relief, " thank you Jugo. ", he nods. “ so who's angry at who right now, what I miss? ” Karin angrily points at Suigetsu. “ this whore stole my skirt and is putting moves on my man!! ” “ Sasuke? ” " No, it's Kiba this time. He took Karin on a couple dates. " “ Ah. ” looks to Suigetsu, “ why're you hitting on her boyfriend, Sui? That's not nice. ” “ Tsk, have you seen the way she treats him? I'm a saint compared to miss flaming happy trail over here. He's practically touch starved from the lack of ass this one has. ” “ OH THAT FUCKING DOES IT!! ”

A super slap fight, double dick kick and mutual violence ignites between bitch and bitchier as Jugo is forced to dodge flailing strays as he walks them into the back entrance of their townhouse apartment. Sasuke undoes his tie as he walks over to the living room closet. The yelling and screaming gets softer, Sasuke grabs a couple of towels, than screaming and yelling is louder and louder than a big hefty splash. Silence. Jugo comes back in a little damp.

“ Those two... ”, accepts the offered towel and sets down a pair of red glasses on the topmost towel. “ thank you. ”, gives a tired smile and nod. There's a sound of splashing water and bickering coming closer from outside. Bitch and Bitchier enter back into the kitchen sopping wet like a pair of scrungly drenched cats. Karin drags her feet over to Sasuke, reclaims her glasses, grabs two towels. Yeets the second towel into Suigetsu's crotch. Goes down like a wet paper towel. All of the cheap shots. All of them.

" Was that really necessary? ", “ Yes.” Suigetsu is wheezing. “ you always fight to win, don't ya?” , ignores him. “ Sasuke~♥ Sui's being mean to me. ” “ Hey! ” Karin starts flirting with Sasuke like a distressed damsel. Cooing at him they're downed roommate struggles to his feet. She rests her head dreamly on Sasuke's left shoulder. “ he's so mean and cruel and annoying purpose. Don't you think we should kick him out? ” leans on Sasuke's left shoulder. “ so you're asking to kick me out as opposed to you, who's annoying on "accident". ” Anger rising. They're about to pounce on each other, Sasuke ducks back. Trips them both they head smash into do each other. “ Ooough, mah teeth. You should really file all those down. ” “ MY teeth? ” Sasuke pulls out his phone calls out for Jugo.

" I'm going to order in some dinner, what're you craving. ", He dries his hair and lifts up his head. “ Pizza. Hawaiian. And I want pineapple on all the rest of the pizza. ”, " Got it. One Hawaiian, three pineapple, one personal pan for myself.", Karin and Suigetsu both wheeze in horror.

“ Oh come!!! ” “ Noooo!!! ” “ That's blasphemous!! ” “ both of you are going to hell!! ” Jugo yells from the other room. “ All Praise The Nine-tails!! ” Karin sulks, heads to her room. “ vegetarian and breadsticks. ” Sasuke flames on the back of the couch as he makes the order. Suigetsu cheekily walks up to the food lord of the evening and drapes his arms on both shoulders.

Still looking at his phone, then looks too that mischievous smile. " Meat lovers, right? ", nods sweetly. Plays with his hair. (⁠~⁠￣⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠~ “ you look really hot today. You know that?~♥ ”, (⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) " Mmm hmm. ", no reaction. “ ... ” " problem? ", starts I'm doing some other buttons of his work shirt. " How do you doing. " (⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) “ nothing just, helping you out of this. Just trying to be... helpful. ” ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ Sasuke pauses then looks at Suigetsu, Sui leans in...

" Double pineapple then. ", “ FUCK!! ” pulls back. " Triple for swearing." Puppy eyes. “ Nooo. ”, holds up phone in a silent threat. Deep breath, exhale. Suigetsu loses. “ Fiiiine, I'll drop it. ”, " and apologize to Karin when you get a chance. " (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) “ Okay... ”

He still rests his head on Sasuke's shoulder, taking in his scent. Sasuke doesn't move him. It's easier to finish the order like this. “ you smell nice. No Kiba? ” " Nope, someone else needed help. " “ Ah. The fresh air must be nice. Who was it? ” " It was...new person. " “ Aww, don't want me to meet em? That's cold. ” doesn't dignify him with response. Finishes up the order, glasses when it should arrive, phone in pocket. Sui starts playing with the black undershirt. “ We should film something together. You'd look really good on camera.” " Pass. " “ Why not? Camera shy? Stage fright? ” " ...I'd like to keep my scholarship. " “ you could still have both. Just got to be stealthy is all. ” " As stealthy as you? " Brief silence.

“ right through the heart. Ow. ”, chuckles. Sui kisses him. A little peck. He teases a deeper kiss, then Sasuke pulls back suddenly. He remembered. ??ಠಿ 3 ಠ “ Hmm? ”, licks the side of his mouth. Sasuke flicks at his jaw. “ Ow. Hmm. Salty. Did you snack on something before... ”, ✿⁠ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ ✿ ಠಿωಠಿ!!! “ did you hook up with someone? ” ✿⁠ ಠ_⁠ಠ ✿ " shut up. " Walks upstairs. Suigetsu is having a little "knew it" dance in that still way too short skirt.

He passes Karin in the hallway. New clothes, waves. Sees the wet spot. “ Did he... ”, " He's drowning in it. ", Karin erupts in evil laughter as she heads downstairs for something. Heads into his room, closes himself off from a second argument scuffle that's bound to happen. Locked.

They're both annoying.

Throws his bag on his side table, shirts come off. Pants. The stockings stay for a moment as he hears a message. Work phone? No, the pizza isn't here yet. Other phone? Ooh, a new message. It's a picture of Naruto with his shirt up and the unhinged scribbles and kissy marks that he... Wonder if I went too far on that ...

He looks at the picture again. Naruto's in front of the mirror, there's a little peek from off screen of something purple clinging to his hips. Sasuke squints as he sees a guy in a mask holding the phone and the reflection.

What?

Video.

Thumbnail is dark.

... He checks the door, yeah it's locked. Check the pizza order. Still a little bit away. Headphones, robe, lays on mini couch. Play.

Video opens with Naruto. He's in his letterman jacket, and tank from this morning. No shorts. He's clearly hard and looking at someone else he's in the room with. This is a...kinda different space. Cleaner. He recognizes a poster or two. It's kind of dimly lit, with focus on Naruto and the other figure kind of pops in and out of the edges of the camera. New guy is humming a tune that...sounds... The second man enters the frame with a hefty bag. He brings the camera closer focuses it on Naruto again. He looks nervous but still very smiley. The figure crouches down in the camera frame to look at Naruto. He's in rugged work pants, a ripped up shirt and a dark baggy red and black cloak. He's wearing an orange swirled mask with long black hair picking out, framing it. Mystery man is dressed as that horror movie character that came out. Terrible Tobi or something? He forgets the name of the film and character. He lifts up Naruto's shirt, confirming what was teased in the first picture. The underwear...that he had... The delicate lace wraps tightly around the blonde's wait, clearly a size or two small for him. The writing and the lipstick and the...paired together... He's made to bite at the bottom of his shirt as the Slasher Cosplayer looks at the camera and waves. Singing that song that's... The Slasher does something off screen that makes Naruto tremble. There's a wet spot forming in the panties as he's brought to full mass. The Slasher enters the frame again and settles behind Naruto. He pulls his aching member out of his...his painties. A cock ring. And...

Knock knock kock.

“ Pizza's here. ”

Soul left body. Hit the ceiling. Fell back to Earth. FUCK!!!

Sasuke awkwardly shuffles to open the door to accept his food. Very very awkward. “ You ok in there? ”, " Yeah just...dozed off. ", “ you want your food stored for later or. ”, " No, I'll eat it now...Hungry. ", Jugo gives him a funny look. Shrugs, walks off.

Deep breath. Food on table. Continue the video.

He pulls his aching member out of his...his painties. A cock ring. And starts toying with him. He teases the head of cock til Naruto is humping into his hand. He's desperate for for it. Naruto closes his eyes as he's chases, chases his—Lets go of his cock. A sweet, pathetic whine is pulled out of him. " Please...please... " Slasher lifts his mask a little. Still hidden from the camera, but Sasuke knows who this is. He kisses Naruto ear, and starts biting at him a little. He's clearly whispering something to the blonde before... doing SOMETHING ELSE that leaves Naruto with the dreamiest expression. Sasuke is biting the collar of his robes. He feels like he's... He wants too... Slasher is tracing the writing that was drawn onto his skin. Almost in appreciation. Naruto smiles, embarrassed. Sasuke's face heats up. The Slasher halts his praise in favor of looking for something in that mysterious bag he brought in. He looks around for a moment, pick something up that he hides from the camera and walks in front to the side of Naruto to show him what he chosen. Naruto's eyes light up, go wide as his face turns beat red. Video ends.

What?

What it the—New message. Link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo6HeKPiGEg

. . .

He knows this tactic. He lives with Suigetsu. . . He rewinds the video a bit. . . Naruto looks so pretty when he's . . . He's smarter than this. . .

. . .

He clicks the link.

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[ Note: the parasite...it has consumed me yet again. I'm probably gonna write more of this. It's making my brain happy and I wanna make you laugh coffee out your nose like a caffeinated dragon. Or orange juice, I don't know what you drink. ]

{ # ♠ stalker wanted ♠ is a tag name I thought of if you wanted to tag it (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠). I got more in me }

I am SO happy to read more of this >:3 you have given me brain worms too

I love all the interactions with the side characters, I love the dialogue, I love the casual intimacy, it’s all so fucking good!!

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke X College Student Naruto

#♠ STALKER WANTED ♠

~{ Continued... Also thought of something funny. ( Also also, I'm going to give you this bit early. There's a chatty chatty scene I'm playing with that has a theme in the jokes ) }~

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Sulking. Chatty nonsense. OoOoh. Get it, Shikamaru. Door closes.

Vocalist tries to get up. Up. Stan—FUCK!! Noodle legs!! ミ(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠ミ" Pffft" Smug ass dumb fuck. Helps him up. Picture, pictures, pose for the picture. Shower time. Shikamaru might've capitalized on the wobbly legs for a bit of princess treatment and got Naruto to clean up his mess , I mean, he did hit him with the Drummer's Paint Job™ after all. Might as well. Gives Shikamaru some time to mess with the video while he's out. And hey, both are hungry. Why not?

Naruto throws on a change of clothes and heads out to grab them some food. Giving the Vocalist time to edit the video and...watch back on what Naruto had... and how he probably didn't need to hit the wall so... Oh God, is that what he sounds like when... ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄ He didn't fully think this through. He hears a soft door creak from the room next to him. (⁠ ͡⁠°_⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)

. . .

That's probably fine.

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Naruto exists the mini shop with his bag of goodies and needs. Just for the fuck of it. He scrolls through the list of things that his friend asked for while he's off for the take out question when...

Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠) " Let GO!!! Give that back you SEWER TROLL!!! "

Σ▼ರ □⁠ ⁠ರ⁠▼ " No way Uchiha!!! You're not using whil—OW!!! DICK!!! "

...He spots his developing migraines duking out on the quad. Oh boi...

Sasuke has Kiba in a headlock. They're fighting, yelling, punching each other while it looks like Dog Man is playing keep away from the normally put together classmate. Sasuke starts digging his knuckles on the side of Kiba's temple when Naruto snatched the forbidden treasure that these men had been fighting over.

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ ??? Sasuke does a double take. Looks him over. ミ ⁠ー⁠_⁠ー’’ミ " what's even happening here? "

▼ ꏿ⁠_ꏿ ⁠▼!! " Ffff—Hey Naruto, quick. BREAK IT!!! " , ರ⁠_⁠ರ " DON'T. " , " BREAK IT!!! IT'S EVIL!!! " , " DO IT and you're buying me a new one!!! " , oh no Naruto's little shit instincts are kicking in. He looks at the thing he grabbed and— oh it's a perfume. Puzzled, he looked at the both of them trying to figure out what to do. Eeeh, fuck it. Sprits a little on his jacket sleeve for a sniff. ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ . . . Σ▼ ಠ⁠ ~⁠ ⁠ಠ ⁠▼ " Gaah, Dude. " ミಠಿ ω ಠ⁠ミ" What? It smells nice. " ▼ ಠ⁠ _⁠ ⁠ಠ ⁠▼ " not to Akamaru, it doesn't! " ミ(⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠メ⁠)⁠ミ " Kiba, did you sneak him into our dorm again? "

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ " Who's Aka—Oooph!!! " Gut chop. Choke hold. Arm bite!! " FUCK!! " FREEDOM. Kiba rubs at his side. " My dog. " Turns to Naruto. " Well, at least it's just sleeve. It'll be fine if —" Sasuke takes the perfume Naruto's hand and quickly sprits him some more, then sprays himself. Flips him off.

ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ

▼ ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ ⁠▼ " ...Bitch... "

ミ(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)⁠ミ?? " ... I'm lost. " ▼ ತ⁠_⁠ತ ⁠▼ " every time I come home smelling like This Fucker , Akamaru pisses on the bed. " ミ( ಠ__⁠ಠ ⁠)⁠ミLooks to Sasuke. ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ " what? I thought you liked the smell. " Petty fucking asshole. ミ( ⁠ರ‿ರ メ⁠)⁠ミ " Didn't even do anything "

There's a distinct haunting cough behind them.

◖ || ʘ‸⁠ʘ || ◗

▼(⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)⁠▼ (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠) ミ◑⁠ ⁠□⁠ ⁠◑⁠ ⁠ミ

" D'AH!?! ", scared shitless. Naruto scoops Sasuke up, he drops the perfume. They run off with Kiba. Fleeing from scary fucking Yamato. . .

The teacher picks up the spray bottle. Looks at it. Little sprits.

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[ ★ ] V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V Ellos, it's been a minute. There are amazing consequences between raw dogging a fig in a Tumblr ask thingy and writing it out and writing document like a normal person. You won't believe how much smarter smoother that is!!!

~{ also, sorry sorry if I'm sending too much at a time. I haven't had the courage to write fanfic until recently. And the gay ninjas were the ones that did it!! Lol. I think it's because I missed watching shows that had shenanigans in them and it made me want to do some writing myself. }~

I haven’t looked at my ask box for a while and holy criminey x3 the devil works fast but the fujo raccoon in my garage works faster

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke X College Student Naruto

#♠ STALKER WANTED ♠

★ V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V (⁠✷ SHOTGUN BLAST ✷⁠) V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V and now, back to your regularly scheduled smut (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

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~{ hours earlier }~

The bed's creaking. Sweat dripping down his face. Pushing his weeping cunt into that feral mouth. Shikamaru leans his forehead against the wall his bed is pressed up against, both hands tightly gripping blonde hair. " Fuckin God. So good. " , he has his mask pushed up so he could see Naruto eating him out. He's sucking at his sensitive flesh as if his drummer had just broken his fast, Shikamaru smiles to himself. Maybe he has. D'OH — Fuckin!!! He braces an arm up against the wall, humping Furiously against Naruto's face. Guitarist fully losing the fight with the drool leaking out of his mouth.

" Fucking Christ!! Let me think, man!!!~⁠♡ ", Naruto just moooaaans into his sex. Sticking his tongue deep, deeeeeep , inside Shikamaru's sopping wet pussy. He's still wearing the coat and ripped shirt of his Slasher Tobi costume. The bottom of Shikamaru's shirt obscured Naruto's mouth, little rips giving him a preview of how he's working his tongue. The blonde is groping at Shika's ass while he's buried between his legs. Shikamaru barely adjusts himself before tanned arms shoot up forcing him back against the drummer's maw. " SAHSK—Fucking!! ANIMAL!!!! ", Blown out blue eyes meet dark eyes, and. He. Fuckin. Growls into his cunt. Sending tremors up throughout Shikamaru's body.

He chokes on his own tongue, (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓<⁠๑⁠) " it's... fumick... Hot when you do that... ", Shikamaru's is practically clawing at the wall while he's being eaten alive. He really shouldn't have agreed to sit on his face. Naruto always gets carried away when he's been really, really pent up.

{{ He remembered when Naruto wanted something real bad, forgot what , and he was giving Shikamaru the old puppy eyes shick. And when that didn't work, dumbass straight up offered to eat him out. Sex bribe. No fucks given. He. . . DID say "no" at first. He wasn't gonna misuse their friendship to get his rocks off. But then. . . He kept beg insisting on it, and at one point. . . When the puppy eyes stopped working. . . Naruto took his hand. . . Brought it to his mouth —}}

" HOLY HELL DUDE!!! ", GOD his fuckin' voice cracked!! That Damned tongue just makes Shika so damn STUPID when he—Pound. Pound. POUND on the wall. Fuckin focus for a moment damn it. You have...plan... what was the... Ow! He feels the scratch of a broken cuff as Naruto moves his hand to reach for his dick. " Oh no you fucking — COME HERE!!! " " GAH!! FUCK SHIKA—HMMmm!!! ", he grabs his arms, pinning both wrists above Naruto's head. Shikamaru gives a deranged smile. " YOU'RE NOT GETTING UP TILL YOU FINISH ME OFF. " Naruto shaken from his determined feast, he gives an unfocused glare. Annoyed, he sucks at Shika's clit in revenge. The harsh intake of cold air weakens his grip, giving Naruto a chance to slip a hand free and shove Shikamaru off by his thighs, throwing him off the bed.

He tackles Shikamaru into the ground, knocking the phone camera over as they start wrestle fucking on the floor. They're fully just grabbing at each other. There's a rip and tear SOMEWHERE. Couldn't be damned to care where. Naruto is sucking at his face when Shika spotted the camera. It's downed but the recording is still facing them. He remembers, and pushes Naruto up by the chin, readjusts his horror mask to hide the side of his face. And he just lets Naruto slip from his hand to attack his lips again. Uuugh, his fuckin' tongue man...

He gropes at Shika's ass, desperately humping at the thighs. Naruto frustratedly jerks off the egg vibrators the vocalist was torturing him with, then he moved to thrust home and make him ♪~ sing ~♪

Eyes roll back. Brain, mush. He's got one leg down and another leg hooked around his thigh. Naruto is mumbling, slobbering into his neck. Thank you. Thank you. Whining into his ear like he was begging for a favor before... Hmmgh. He's just stirring up his insides. Shikamaru's mouth feels so wet. He looks down through the blondes loose shirt to see how they're connected. Seeing a peak of purple lace and a smudged up writing... A sick knot twists a grin on his face.

" You're really fucking me after getting sucked off by your pocket freak. so desperate that you'd let anybody use you. ", hips stutter. Blue eyes balk at him. " What?! " He grabs Naruto by the hair, cackling in his ear. " You're a whore , Naruto. A cheap fling that'll go for any— FFFAAAAA!!! " Bites his shoulder. " SHUTTAP!!! " Naruto manhandles Shikamaru into a meeting press. His eyes are dark, he starts pounding into him, gripping tightly at his ass. Making it hurt with. Each. Smack. " ♥~ Shiiiiiika~maaaaru~♥ ", he doesn't know what does it. The harsh fucking. The death grip on his ass. The visible bludge in his stomach. The messed up hair. All he knows right now is that...

... Naruto looks absolutely beastly.

" Ksh—FAAAACK!!! ", he clings to him. Head thrown back, gushing around him. Shikamaru sees White. Naruto keeps going. Shika's frantically grabbing, Klein at his back. Overstimulated. Oversensitized. The big olf just drapes himself over him. Flesh slapping together till Naruto has his fill. He's close. Closer. Pushes himself up and pumps his cock between Shikamaru's thighs. Quickly rubs at his clit. Two, three smacks, second eruption. Shika squeezes his eyes shut as he's drenched wet and painted with cum.

Pant. Pant. Choked gulp. Pant.

. . .

They're both dazed, coming down... down from... that. Long pause.

ミ;⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠ミ " Shika...maru? You okay? ", (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠) " eh...no " ミ⁠●⁠﹏⁠☉⁠ミ " "NO!?!" Are you ok—" (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠) " I can't see ", ミ⁠(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)⁠ミ " can't...oh. Pffft." ;⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙; " Dude, stop laughing. I can't see dick! I think you— ", he feels the thick plastic get lifted up off his face. The room suddenly too bright, it takes a moment for Shikamaru to blink his eyes to the dim-ish lighting of the room. Brows furrowed, then raised with a smile, Naruto's looking at him. ミ(⁠ ⁠╹⁠﹏╹⁠ ⁠)⁠ミ " yo. You gud? " He blinks a couple times ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙ " Oh, There you are... " looks lower " there's your dick. ((⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)⁠☞ what the fuck is your problem? " Questions the cock like it's not attached to his best friend.

Naruto starts chortling at him. ミ;ಠ﹏⁠ಠ⁠ミ? " D...do you need a minute? " (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠) " 6 to 9 business days...holy shit. That was a fucking ride, man....", ミ;ಠಿ⁠‿⁠ಠ⁠ミ the drummer just sits there, with a big smile just looking at his friend in this strange and unfocused State. Almost zombie like as he's slowly coming back down to earth. Naruto gently shifts his legs down, rubbing at the sore spots where he kind of got a little... Hmm... Oh hey, Shikamaru looks normal again. He gives Naruto a shaky laugh and smile. ミಠಿ⁠‿⁠‿⁠ಠミ " welcome back ", " Yeah. Heh, did I go somewhere? ", " yeah, I think you died. I think I killed ya. " , " Aaah, you bitch.", " I'm sorry man. I didn't mean to. " , " Eeeh, it's fine... " Grabs mask. " I'll respond in the sequel. "

ミ;ಠಿ﹏⁠ಠ⁠ミ " when you get back, could you explain what that was? " (⁠٥⁠↼⁠﹏↼⁠) " I don't know man. I think..." Looks at mask (↼‿⁠↼⁠) " I think I got "possessed " ", ミ(ಠ‿⁠‿ಠ)⁠ミ " ah, that sucks. I really liked Shikamaru. Guess I gotta double tap ya... make sure you stay down . " Leans down to kiss him (⁠↼⁠﹏↼⁠) " you fuck head. " Kiss. Bite. Knock knock knock. Fuckin. Who is... Ignore it. Knock knock knock. Shikamaru groans annoyed into Naruto's mouth. Spell broken. Naruto reluctantly gets up, Shikamaru covers his crotch with his cloak. Turns to his phone. " Kiri, stop recording." , Naruto answers the door.

ミ(⁠ ⁠╹‿⁠‿⁠╹⁠ ⁠)⁠ミ!

It's Sakura. With a shocked expression. And a mysterious third hand that is puppeting her outstretched arm. Mysterious third arm is connected to Ino. Happy surprise blink. She waves at him with Sakura's hand.

(⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠) (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

" Oh... Hi Naruto. "

ミ⊙‿⁠‿⁠⊙⁠ミ " hi..." He looks a little startled and confused. Ino peeks inside, waves at Shikamaru who slips his mask back on. Sakura is still as Stone while Ino is practically peeking around her to see the evidence of what just transpired like a snoop. So I got to looks back up from where she was staring, locking eyes with Naruto who's now just as stiff. " ... how much of that did you..." "Uh uhh" Pinky fumcking turns tail and runs , Ino not even bothering to stop her. Clearly staying for the tea. ミಠಿ‿⁠‿⁠ಠಿ⁠ミ". . . Is she going to be all right? " ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ " She'll be fine. So what are you guys up to..." She waves her finger around like a wand before laser focusing below the wais—eyes wide. Pulls shirt down to cover his junk. Looks at Ino. Looks at Naruto.

Turns inside the room, " Shikamaru help. " Deep ungodly snore. ミರ‿⁠‿ರ⁠ミ. . .ミಠ‿⁠‿⁠ಠ⁠ミ..." I fell down some stairs " (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) " pretty mean stairs " ミರ‿⁠‿ರ⁠ミ " Brutal. " the blondes nod at each other. Psychic blonde hair agreement. Naruto awkwardly looks her over, points at the book in her hands. She remembers her visit, then pulls out a piece of paper. A syllabus, hands it to Naruto. " Oh, Yamato Sensei wanted me and Sakura to check up on you. You guys missed an entire class. " THAT wakes him up. Shikamaru panic checks his phone for the time. Naruto's still chill, but confused. " What's the big deal? It's just one class." " Unfortunately, today was a group assignments. Everyone else is grouped up and you missed picking your partners."

ミ;ರ‿⁠‿ರ;⁠ミ" wait, does that mean Shikamaru and I are gonna get paired up with you and Saku..." (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) " Pfft... You know, we were actually going to pair up with you two... But then I argued against it since you guys were late. I regret that now. " (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) " yeah I bet you do " he awkwardly grumbles to himself. " So who did you two pair up with and who's left? " She continues. " Sakura and I paired up with Choji and Sai. And the syllabus has the last two who are left. " She unfolds the paper and shows Naruto the last classmates that are left.

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Σミರ‿⁠‿ರ⁠ミ

" That's not funny. "

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[ AUTHOR'S NOTE: hooray you found it!!! Also, hooray I'm the Fujo Raccoon!!! *Leaves more yaoi on your planter* ]

Enjoyeth

★★ ( this is why I wanted to write something sweet-ish )

★†★ [ Authors Question: would you like another fujoshi raccoon lore update on the behind the scenes chaos for this chapter? I cooouuuuld type it out at the bottom here, but as you know , I fucking type / yap too much. And I don't want to overclutter the story Tumblr asks with behind the scenes info if you're in the mood to keep story fanfic and chaotic nucleic nuclear engineering information separate. that's just my bias and picky eater habits talking by the way do what you want. I'm not your mom. I'm a raccoon V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V ]

Oooo shikanaru 👀 and TRANS Shikamaru 👀👀 I’m locked in

I would love more fujo raccoon lore, however that might come. You do like to yap but I like to read (and I’m nosy x3) so it’s a win win!

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke X College Student Naruto

[ rewrite: author, who looked back at their reference screen record noticed an order oopses. Felt compelled to fix it. ]

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A couple minutes passed.

Click. " Do you understand? " Click. " Nnnnope... " Click. " What don't you understand? " Click. " Hmmm... When did Hashirama make the treaty again? " Click. Click. " It was after Madara's return to fight off the Nine-tails. Because she made a slideshow for that in class. " Click. " Oh right, I think I fell asleep during that lecture. ", Click. Click. Click. ClickClickClick. He squeezes his thighs together, leans back, hands on face. OhMyFuckingGod, this guy.

He's making me fall on my own advice.

Thank God that these chairs had a plush cushion on the seat, it helped muffle the sound of the goddamn toy he should have removed before... well. Vvvvrrrr ( I wonder if an actual fidget toy would help Naruto concentrate? ) Vvvrrr ( I wonder if it will help me concentrate... )

" How did you even get as far as you did in Kakashi's class? ", he wants to Shikamaru as he raises his hand. " Ah. . . Wait, I've never seen you take notes during any class I share with you. ", Shikamaru pulls out his other earbud, " Don't need to, got a steel trap of a memory up here. ", Naruto bounds up like a puppy. " Shikamaru, you should teach me!! I always get good grades when you help me out. ", click. Eye twitch. " If "helping out" just meant reminding you to study, then you wouldn't be here right meow. ", ತ⁠_⁠ತ bored expression. " Oh come on don't be like that. Help me study!! ", ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ he caught that. ," Hey, you have a perfectly wonderful tutor right here who's trying his best. Be nice to him. ", click . Click. Rubs at his face. " Much appreciated, Shikamaru...", click . ClickClick. Staring at Naruto's hand.

Finally annoyed. " Dude what are you playing with right now? ", Naruto pauses. " Oh... It's a clicker? ", it's still on. " You sound reeeaaal unsure of that answer. ", oh my God. " Oh it's cuz I... fooouuund it. ", terrible bullshit liar. " What do you mean you found it? ", resting head in hands. " I just found it. ", tensing his muscles. " Where did you find it? ", In the dorm hallway. . . ", that's such a stupid answer. " I don't think it's just a clicker, Naruto. It might go to something. ", he adjusts in his seat. Trying to keep a straight face. " You suuure? Wouldn't know what it goes to. ", cheeky fucking asshole. " I think I might have an idea...", fuck. Fuck. Fuck!! Fuck!!

Sasuke closes his eyes. The rumbling is getting to him.

" It might be someone's car alarm or something. "

. . .

Click.

Finally, mercy.

" oh yeah. . . Probably. ", give him a moment. . . He starts fidgeting with the clicker again. Fucker. " Maybe that's what's distracting you. ", intensity turned up. " Hmm, Naaaah. Couldn't be. ", intensity turned down. " Well it's distracting ME. Gimme that. ", Shikamaru takes the fucking "clicker" ರ⁠_⁠ರ " Heeey, that's mine! ", Sasuke's staring at it between Shikamaru's fingers. " Not right now it isn't. You're not getting it back till you finish this. ", points at Naruto's school work, laying down the law. " Thank you. I guess. " Blinks. He waves him off. " Don't mention it. Naruto can be a drag sometimes. ", eyes scanning the both of them. " Yeeeah, I'm starting to see that now. ", NowTurnTheFuckingThingyOff.

With a steady breath, Sasuke continues his tutoring. Screaming internally as Shikamaru starts to examine the little "trinket" that was indeed left in the dorm hallway. He hears a soft click as the personal torture device is switched off. Sasuke relaxes his shoulders a little and adjusts in his seat. Now he can focus normally. Mostly. Shikamaru still thumbing at the little cat charm of the remote. He looks to Naruto who seems to trust his friend with his "trinket" , so he lets himself relax the rest of the way.

He's able to make good progress with Naruto on their studies and shikamaru's occasional input ends up being quite helpful. He just occasionally comes a tune of what Sasuke had just said and Naruto gets an easy way to remember the info. A little childish, but hey, it works. Maybe Shikamaru should consider being a tuto—Clicl. ClickClick. Click. Click. ClickClickClick. This mother fucker is worse than Naruto.

He's just fucking looking at the remote, flipping it around, examining it while he's writing something in his notebook. Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠) " Are... Are you bumming off of Naruto's tutoring lecture? ", (⁠ー⁠_⁠ー ) " Huh? Oh no, this is for something else. ", ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ " ... You going to tell me, ooor. ", ミ╹⁠▽⁠╹ミ" He's writing music. ", ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ he looks to Naruto, then peeks over at The notebook. " Really? ", Shikamaru looks nonchalant, still playing with the goddamn... " Yeah. Naruto and I have an upcoming show this weekend. " Intrigued. " A show? ", Naruto looks all giddy. " Yee, we're in a band together. Shikamaru's the lead guitarist and vocalist and I'm on the drums!! ", he starts drumming on his textbook with his pencil and pen ✿⁠ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ ✿ " ...Oh. " how did he not clock that? . . . Click. Click. ClickClick. ✿⁠ ಠ_⁠ಠ ✿ This fuckin'. . .

Naruto smiles cheerily. " Ooh, you should come! We're playing at the Ichiraku Bar. They got some really good food there and they serve the BEST ramen I ever had.", choose on his lip, this is unexpected. " Hmm. " Click . Click. Click. Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠) " I don't know, I got to check my schedule. ", ミᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕミ " OH COME ON!! I never see you at parties!! ", it's nice watching him beg in person. " I don't know it depends. You asking me out? ", ミꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;ミ Stammering. " Oh. I uh. Was hoping to meet someone there. ", ಠಿ‿⁠ಠ " Really now? "

" I could take you. " ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ? " Come again? ", pauses (↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) He looks up. " Come. " Confused. Startled. Sasuke grabs at his chair and table. ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ!?! " What!?! ", Shikamaru huffs a chuckle before continuing, " If Naruto's passing on you, I could take you to the party. ", another surprise. Click. " Date Theif. ", ミ ತ⁠_⁠ತ ミ" You ask him out, then turn him down and now you're calling me a date thief. I'm offended Naruto." (↼‿↼⁠) He teases. " Hey, I wasn't... Shut up!! " ミ(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣)ミ The incessant clicking continues.

Well this is an interesting development. They keep bickering back and forth in front of Sasuke. It's friendly bickering and then he... " Gahh!! Hgm. Dick. "... Tugs a little at Naruto's ear, making him blush. Still smiling, he pulls Naruto closer to whisper something. " ...let you... ", the blonde returns redder before settling down. Shorta having a hard time maintaining eye contact with Sasuke. What did they... Shikamaru looks at Sasuke and blows a kiss.

✿⁠ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ ✿ " I'll ... think about it. ", oh Lord.

Click. ClickClickClick. Click.

✿ ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ ✿ " Okay, now you're distracted by the clicker. ", (⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) " Hmm? Oh, . I'm using it like a metronome. " ✿⁠ ಠ_⁠ಠಿ ✿ " a what? " ミ(⁠・⁠_⁠・)ミ " One of those ticky thingies that goes...", Naruto waves his arm back and forth while clicking his tongue to mimic what a metronome does. " Ooh. ", he might be safe then. ミ´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`ミ " You might accidentally set off the owner's car alarm. ", (↼‿↼⁠) " That's the plan. Give myself a consistent rhythm to think of an instrumental.", they both look at him incredulously. " You dick. You might kill their battery. " ミ ತ⁠_⁠ತ ミ " it's not my problem, so what's the harm? " (↼‿↼⁠) " Oh My God. " ✿⁠ ಠಿ﹏ಠಿ ✿ face in hands, what the fuck is happening?

" Wait, ssshh. I think I hear something. " Shit! The toy is still on. It's on a low setting, but Sasuke could still hear the soft buzzing, if muffled. No sugar tomorrow and Naruto are both focusing on the ambient noise. Sasuke shifts in his seat, nervous pretending to listen in. Praying they don't hear the...

Honk. Honk. Honk. Honk.

A car alarm?

Shikamaru leans back, finger through the charm ring as he raises his arms in celebration. " Hell yeah, free honk-tronome!! " (↼‿↼⁠) Naruto joins in the undeserved, but coincidental celebration as Sasuke just slums forward a bit in his chair. That was close. Unfortunately for him, that also means Shikamaru stopped pressing the button and the fucking "thing" is still on.

Sasuke unthinkingly, starts tapping his fingers on the table.

Shikamaru starts humming a tune to the repetitive ambient rhythm. He's getting a good beat actually. Hmm, catchy.

Naruto completes the band by drumming on his book again. GodDamnIt!!

Sasuke claps his hands to grab their attention, ✿⁠ ಠ﹏ಠ ✿ " FOCUS. Both of you. ", Naruto laughs, embarrassed. " I'm not part of the lesson plan. ", (↼‿↼⁠) smug asshole. " Well you are now. And you're distracting him. " ✿⁠ ಠ_ಠ ✿ , Shikamaru starts playing with the remote again, spinning it on his finger. Not pressing any of the buttons. " Honestly, I think I'm distracting you, Teach~♪ "

✿⁠ ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ ✿ Stares at him. Takes deep breath. Gets up, grabs remote, presses a button in the direction of the honks to turn off the... Pretends to fiddle with it more.

The Honks continue. (↼‿↼⁠) " Ha. Get fucked. ". . . Mother fucking hard to read asshole. Sasuke drops the remote in the middle of three of them. He spots Naruto trying to sneakily reclaim the remote, Sasuke quickly snatches it back keeping it away from fidgety button pressing McGee.

ミ;ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;ミ" but that's my—" ✿⁠ ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ ✿ " No. " ミ(⁠^⁠_⁠^⁠メ⁠)ミ " But—" ✿⁠ ಠಿ_ಠಿ ✿ " No. " ミ;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ;ミ" can I just—" ✿⁠ ರ⁠_⁠ರ ✿ "No."

Naruto silks like a kicked puppy while you're tomorrow laughs at his suffering. Sasuke shakes his head, shoves the remote in his pocket. Keeping it out of hands of both these button pressing idiots. Continues the lesson plan, Naruto noting down Shikamaru's musical remix notes.

•••

Finally, finally, the tutoring lesson is finished up for the day. Shikamaru's precents, while unplanned for, ended up being a big help for the teaching part of his time with his secret crush, Naruto. And as a bonus, he got to learn a little bit more about the both of them during the hangout.

He ends up exchanging phone number for Shikamaru and they head off to their separate classes. Sasuke had a free period so he just grabs a water, grab some cafeteria napkins and heads to his car. He parked a little far, in the shade of some trees. The car horn is still going off.

He looks over and sees professor Yamato looking at a dent in his car that he parked closer to the school. Awe, poor guy. Sympathy nod. Keeps walking.

•••

In the car. Big drink. Quick scan. No one's nearby. He'll be quick.

Heated, Sasuke lounges his seat back to give himself more room to hide and to wank. He's biting at the bottom of his tie while he plays the plug and thrusts into his hand. Good GOD, he's been on the verge of finishing right in front of them. And fucking Naruto just letting his friend play with the God Damn Sex Toy Remote on the way God Damn well what IT—HMMGHH!!!! Yeees!! Right there!!! Please!!

He pictures himself on Naruto's lap, kissing him deeply. He can taste the sweat and sake on his lips. Naruto is deeeeep in his center, cock weeping at the abuse of his insides. Sasuke's close, getting closer. A four in the hand grips at his hair as he's pulled back. Sasuke's gays is forced away from those blue eyes to meet those tired lazy enigma that is...

Sasuke tenses his legs as he cumss on his shirt, finishing far faster than he expected. He lets himself cool down, turning on the air of his car to help with the "sudden" and stuffiness in his vehicle. Grabs his pilford napkins and does what he can to clean up his mess. Breasts his hands on his stomach, closes his eyes for a moment.

. . .

Post-nut clarity.

Oh damn, just now. He really just... Sasuke feels weirdly guilty for picturing Shikamaru while he was... He was picturing writing Naruto and then... Is Sasuke a whore? Does that count as... No... Maybe? Uuuggghhh. Stupid Shikamaru. Maybe he should just delete his number or someth—second-nut clarity. He just remembered the show at Ichiraku Bar that Naruto invited him too and how...

”... They keep bickering back and forth in front of Sasuke. It's friendly bickering and then he... " Gahh!! Hgm. Dick. "... Tugs a little at Naruto's ear, making him blush. Still smiling, he pulls Naruto closer to whisper something. " ...let you... ", the blonde returns redder before settling down. Shorta having a hard time maintaining eye contact with Sasuke...

... Shikamaru looks at Sasuke and blows a kiss. ”

✿⁠ ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ ⁠✿

. . . Sasuke crosses his arms and looks up into nothing.

Maybe he doesn't have to feel too bad about that...

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[ author's note: the cute moments got reshuffled weirdly when I wrote this raw dog style. It was important to me damn it!!! (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) ]

THE MISSING CHAPTER HAS BEEN FOUND!!

This is meant to go in between Sasuke blowing Naruto then turning up normal to start tutoring after Shikamaru shows up and Naru n Shika leaving and making that video for Sasuke

I told you it was in there fujo anon!! I’m just a lil silly uWu

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke X College Student Naruto

" be sure to act natural, Naru~♥ "

He gulped. Hands tracing the lines of his gym shorts. The patterns. The seems. Almost like this mysterious stranger wanted to unravel the fabric. Be carefully plugs in earbuds pulls up the video. This stranger is in some comfy clothes. A little cropped t-shirt and cardigan, no bottoms. They pull up wand and a note, " new toy ", and turned it on. Naruto bites his lip as he feels those delicate hands groping at his cock. OoOoh fuckin' hell...

The blonde keeps darting his eyes from phone to his surroundings, trying to fight off a growing blush on his face. He feels himself getting pulled out of his shorts, his Stalker stroking him eagerly. Naruto gasps at the tongue flicking at his tip, then widens his legs, giving them more room to work with. The video plays.

He's been given two interesting things focus on. He watches as the subject in the video uses the vibrator on themself. Almost hesitantly teasing the vibrating head near the back of their cock. Their movements are almost shy in the video, almost like they're using the toy for the first time. Is it genuine, or are they playing it up for the camera?

Shy kisses along his cock. Hands touching everywhere they can reach. The stop and start of their attention on his shaft, to his balls, groping at his thighs and the obsessive nuzzling at crotch.

Yeah. Yeah, this might be a first for them. Be it for getting to suck on the real thing or getting to have their crush's cock for real, hard to say. Naruto just knows that he has to get that mouth on his dick before he explodes!

Looks around around, all clear, reaches under table and points at his tip. Guiding them to focus their attention to where he wants. Naruto feels the wet warmth wrap around his cock, sinking into their affection as he continues the video.

They've become more frenzied now, in the video playing. Hips trembling as he turns to vibrate to their own sex. Hips jerking against the toy as they drag it against their weeping member. Stalker keening at the pleasure. Needy. Desperate.

Shaky breath. Naruto remembers something. He reaches into his pocket and starts fiddling with the cat charm remote. The Stalker jumps, gags on his cock. Coughs. Turn up the vibrations. Soft whine, reaches for his hand. Keep away. Keep away. Delicate middle finger. How fun. New message.

" that's very mean of you, Naruto. ", tongue lapping at the underside of his cock. Low whisper, " you could try...talking. ", pause, new message. He clicks on it, then jumps at the sudden engulfment of his cock.

" Can't. Mouth's full. "

Little Brat. They've seem to have decided to focus on sucking his dick. Methodically bobbing their head, twisting their tongue around the flesh a little differently every time. Experimenting with what feels good to him. Naruto's sweating, that mouth is finally, finally on his cock. It's maddening at how good it feels. The gentle hum of his admirer as they taste him feels like worship. The moaning from the phone and the devotion to his dick pulls at his desires.

Naruto peeks under the table, getting a glimpse of purple lipstick, long black hair and a pair of big round glasses with a purple to orange tint. He's pulled back into the table, " naughty naughty, no peeking ", and he's fully engulfed and that's sinful mouth. Naruto grunts, covers its cough. Averting attention away on a stray student strolls by. He starts texting and apology to his oh so cruel Stalker, then starts fat thumbing the keys as they start bobbing their head.

Closer. Closer. Closer. They suck deeply and pull off his cock with a wet pop. Fuck, so close!! " Wait, please keep going. ", he hears a soft dryer pop that leaves him confused until he feels his shorts ride up and the tip of a marker on his skin. Naruto is oh so ticklish and struggle to focus on what's being written. It doesn't help every stroke of ink is paired with a kiss. A lick. A bite. Sucking at his flesh every now and then till he bruises. It's a Herculean task to keep a straight face under this attention. The contrast of they're noisy pre-recorded video, and the Stalker 's shockingly quiet handling of him is messing with Naruto's head. Seemingly only making noise if it's to make him nervous.

Asshole.

He feels that tongue wrap around his tip, teasing him as they jerk off the shaft. He hears footsteps nearby. " Shit! Fuck! Stop! Pause! Someone's coming!!! ", they stop for a moment...does a thing...then fully engulf his cock again. " F... fucker. " Naruto's panicking. He has one earbud in, he's tracking the footsteps, he's listening to the voice. Shit, they're coming this way. He's tapping on his thigh, trying to signal that he's tapping out to his admirer. He feels a smile against his flesh as they simply laces their fingers with his and...swallows.

Oh my... How are they doing that with their mouth? Feels so good. Feels so good. Naruto covers his mouth in a silent, thank God , moan as the Stalker swallows his gift. A salty treat from the blonde.

The footsteps come closer.

Yawning like the Dead, " Oh, hey Naruto. ", chilling like he's innocent," Sup, Shikamaru. You're up early.", " Am not, it's 8:00 p.m. ", "I mean that's early for you.", "Oh can it, will ya.", he walks over sets his back down on the table. Shit. " How come you're in the library? I never see you on here. ", " I got a low grade on a test score. I'm here to get my grade back up.", " have you tried thuuu... ", blowjob motion. " I failed my history test. ", "ooooh, and your teacher's Kakashi right? ", Naruto slums forward, sad nod. " Hmm, are you going to try studying alone then? ", he sounds... Cautiously concerned with that question.

Naruto scowls. " No...he assigned me a tutor. Sasuke Uchiha. ", " Oooh, lucky you. I heard he's pretty smart. ", " yeeeah. He's hot, but... he's also pretty annoying. ", he smiles to himself a little when a little finger drum on his thigh. " Careful not to let any of the girls here you say that. I hear there's an unofficial fan club for the guy. ", eyes perk up. " Really? News to me. ", " yeah man, there's this crazy redhead that is kiiind of in charge of it. ", " Uuuh, is... does she have glasses? ", he feels the Stalker carefully handling his junk. " yeah, kinda goth. Punkish. ", " OH, that's Karin. ", they pause.

" oh, you know her? ", " I know of her from Sakura. And a little bit from Kiba.", " Huh, what's the connection? ", " Karin and Sakura started fighting over Sasuke and Kiba asked her out on a date. ", " Tsk... wild. ", the hands carefully resume their task. " Hey, do you have any ones? I feel like grabbing snack in the vending machine. ", " oh right uhh..", he grabs his wallet, looks through his cash. Fuck, no—delicate hand with a few $1 bills. Blink. Blink.

Takes the ones, hand yoinks a $5, pats him away. Stupid. Stupid. This is stupid. Naruto gets up and walks off with Shikamaru. Tries to excuse the wobbly legs with pins and needles.

Stalker smiles, sends a message from his work phone.

~~ ミ;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏミ~~

Naruto sheepishly continues the little bout of gossip with Shikamaru, ignoring some of the message notifications on his phone. Yeah he miiiight be a little Hasty to get back to his table but come on, can you blame him? He's just a little nervous about Shikamaru being a tag along. Seemingly unaware of what had just transpired under his nose.

As soon as he gets back, he sees the person he dreaded to be saddled with take a seat on the other end of the table next to Naruto stuff. " Took you long enough, Usuratonkashi. ", Fuuuuuck Sasuke Uchiha... it's like he summoned him. All buttoned up and proper. Looking like he walked out of a business meeting or some shit. How annoying.

" Greeaat, you're here. I was wondering if the garlic worked. Guess not. ", went from annoyed, confused. Licks the inside of his mouth. " Hmm. Whatever. Did you bring your textbooks? ", " oh yeah, they're in my bag. Let me just... ", Naruto carefully crouches down hoping to seeeee—they're gone. Aww man. No sneaky study blowie. Pouty face. " Am I that bad? ", confused. Looks up to a bored face. " Eeeh. Only a smidge. ", that got a laugh. Hooray, he is human. Naruto continues to look through his bag and finds his textbook... and the purple panties from his mysterious admirer.

Big smile on his face. He closes the bag and sets up for his tutoring.

" What's up with your face? Find your brain in there? ", big dopey grin. " Hmm, no..." give him a minute, "Heeey.", Sasuke laugh at him. " Hey, are you here for tutoring as well? ", Shikamaru looks up from this book. " Nah, I'm catching up on my own shit. I'm just going to be the emergency backup brain in case Naruto gives you trouble.", agreeable nod. "Ah. Much appreciated.", " I'm right here still. "

They look up, then Shikamaru and Sasuke both looking opposite directions. " Where are you? ", offended by the sudden clownery alliance, Naruto sulks a little bit before the start up the remedial lesson. Sasuke seems to be in a good mood. Wonder why? Maybe...

" hey Sasuke, did you know you have a kind of fan club on campus? ", oh cool guess he can ask about that now. " I... didn't. Where did you hear this? ", " Sakura. She got into an argument with this Karin chick. She's real crazy about you. ", " Karin still has a crush on me? ", " oh so you know her, too. Is she an ex? ", " Hardly. She's friends with Suigetsu and Jugo. She asked me out a couple times and eventually stopped. Didn't know about the fan club... "

" Yeah, you should be careful. Pretty face like yours might have a secret creep or two lurking around. ", Ow. "...What if they're hot? ", "are you willing to stick your dick in crazy?", brief pause... Lounge back. "... Don't judge me."

" Aaaand THAT'S how you get killed in horror movies. ", " oh shut up. ", they keep badgering back and forth before Sasuke just coughs into his fist. " Shall we get started? "

" Oh right, sorry. "

Annoying. (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

Hehehehehe Sasuke is really ramping up the freaky now. I can see him desperately trying to calm down in the bathroom, face red, lips glossy, heart racing so hard he can hear it in his ears. He tries desperately to steady his breathing so that anyone walking in doesn’t see him being a total freak. He remembers how he stuffed his lacy purple underwear in Naruto’s bag and wonders if he’ll find it right then or if he will discover it later. He is so achingly hard but unfortunately his fantasising will have to come later cuz he does need to actually go help Naruto and make sure he doesn’t fail all his classes

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke X College Student Naruto

Eye twitch.

Eye twitch. Eye twitch.

Yawn.

"now then, since you boys already know each other I was hoping Sasuke here could help boost your grade since you've been slacking off so much. Naruto...", this has to be a joke right? "You're kidding me...", this has to be a cruel fucking joke right? "I'm afraid not. I just figured since—", "Are you seriously considering me getting tutored by the likes of him!?!" Naruto lashes out. They had an argument previously on the correct way to pronounce "gif" and it ended in a wrestling match. A hard 'g' by the way.

"you can't seriously be expecting me to teach him...", didn't even get a breather today. "I do actually. It's just Naruto could use the help and you're my best student.", flattery, how typical. Sasuke is trying really hard not to freak out. . . "I don't need help from him!! Can't you get anyone else to tutor me?" Unfortunately Naruto is very loudly objecting. Ugh, why does this have to be so difficult in person?

He keeps yelling some more as Kakashi seems to be bored out of his mind leaving Sasuke to just pull at his own face, head in his hands. Naruto keeps complaining, "I know I can get a better score!! Just let me do the test again and I'll get it right this time!!", "and skip...the...studying part? You do realize I'm giving you a free do-over after you've failed two other times. If you don't really study, and I mean really study you're going to have to take this class over again.", Naruto grumbles a bit more theeeen..."Wait. How come you can't tutor me sensei?", "it's my day off. It'd be irresponsible of me to overwork myself.", biiiig hefty yawn like he hadn't spend part of the class time napping. "Figures."

"Well fine then. I guess I'm stuck with you. ", ತ⁠_⁠ತ "Wow, I'm so moved." Deadpan. "Fuck off.", shoves his hands in his pocket and grumpily. "no really, I'm touched. These are real tears right here." Ooh boi. Kakashi starts giving a rundown of how to retake the assignment while Sasuke is trying real hard not to look at his dope of a classmate/student apparently/guy he's stalking. Naruto's starting to look bored as fuck until—buzz buzz. FUCK.

Kakashi looks startled for a moment looks for his phone, then Sasuke quickly grabs his own phone. "Oh, I've gotta take this", and swiftly walks the inner direction to take his "call". . .

Naruto raises a brow as he keeps playing with the remote in his pocket. Returns to focus on Kakashi's lecture / school work retake breakdown.

~~ ミಠಿꞈಠミ~~

~~ ⋋⁠✿⁠ ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ ✿⁠⋌ ~~

Sasuke was able to hold it together this time, now that he was expecting the buzzing. A warning still would have been nice though. Tsk, as if he could ask for it. Regardless, he fakes a conversation on his phone to give himself the excuse to NOT edge in front of his teacher and crush while he waits for that fucker to turn. It. OFF.

~~ ミ눈⁠‸⁠눈ミ~~

Yada yada yada, boring school work, yada yada, "...this should boost your grade from failing to pass it if you get a high enough score. Just because I'm being lenient with you right now, doesn't mean you get special treatment." "Doesn't feel like special treatment...", "GuyWho'sFailingSays, What?", "Huh?", stare down stalemate. "He hehe hah", "I know you're smart, you just need the right motivation.", Naruto is given a supportive pat on the shoulder before he heads off to meet up with Sasuke on his long ass phone call. He looks pissed.

"You good man?", yes he's very good actually, "...Nope. A... client had misplaced some of her files I had just sent to her. I'll have to resend a copy of the files again." Pinches the fridge of his nose. It's a lie to mask his current annoyance. "Oh... What do you do again?", "I edit essays and paperwork on commission.", "Oooh. Sounds boring and... easy.", exhausted sigh. "Not when the essay is clearly plagiarized.", he doesn't want to remember the other many clients that caused him agony. Naruto offers a confused yet sympathetic look.

The vibrations turn down. Awesome.

The chat a little bit more back and forth before Sasuke, following his excuse, and strategically placed shoulder bag, makes a brief escape to his home in order to definitely get his books and definitely not FuriouslyJerkOffLikeAFreakExhibitionist.

NOPE!!! Totally normal here!!! [ ☜⁠  ￣⁠ᴥ⁠￣☜⁠  HA!! get it? ]

... After taking his "breather" , Sasuke takes a moment to freshen up and looks through his closet to pick out two outfits in order to set his game in motion.

XD poor Sasuke caught off guard cuz Naruto is just a weirdo and plays with the remote at all hours and places during the day. Taking all his strength to not jump Naruto’s bones right there at Kakashi’s desk

[starry-delusions]

Stalker Sasuke x College Student Naruto

The photo battle goes back and forth between them. Sasuke gets a little bolder. He sending close up pictures of himself licking, sucking at an orange and blue dildo with a "wish this were you" message attached. He receives videos of Naruto's appreciation in return. It's a strange little courting that's happening here.

Naruto, who's become a little more confident, is a little more social. Talkative. It gets the little pervert stalker jealous when he sees him get too friendly with Hinata. Heated, he sends a pic and angry message. Naruto sees it. Eyes pop up in surprise, and immediately Sasuke starts panicking, thinking he crossed a line. He's typing out a sorry, looking up and down from his hiding spot and, huh?

He waves Hinata off then... Naruto starts walking towards his direction. His hiding spot noOoOo!!! Sasuke spam sends another picture. Didn't look but Naruto does and...he looks around confused. And a little bummed before walking off in a different direction.

He gets a message back, and Oh...oh no. Naruto was trying to find him. He thought Hinata might have been the person that was stalking him but Sasuk's impulsive message cleared his assumption. And now the stalker is having to deal with becoming the stalked. Not sure why that happened. Naruto is weird.

Kettles.

Ooo Sasuke getting jealous and sending Naruto some mildly unhinged messages. But Naruto is a freak and kinda enjoys it >:3 he loves the hunt, trying to figure out who this stalker is and he likes that he’s getting under Sasuke’s skin. Being overly affectionate in public to everyone just waiting for his phone to buzz with a series of crazed messages. Naruto sending back “if you want this to be you, all you gotta do is come here”

[harlothandbook]

can you sign up for a stalker like a sugar daddy yet. have any of the younger mentally ill queers done this yet.