“Yoho, yoho, the pirate life for me” [--sings as she waves at the camera ] I fell asleep while watching Black Sails, which is if Pirates of the Caribbean was one ounce accurate in its portrayal of pirates and if it did not keep shit PG, because pirates were not fun and cuddly. At least, Assassin’s Creed 4 got that right. Still salty that my real otp was cockblocked by the main’s lover since forever. Anyway, enough talking and let’s jam to the topic, shall we? Trolloscopes seems to really interest the masses for some reason. So, I guess I’ll continue down that lane today as well. I mean they are quite fun and different. [--wiggles her eyebrows ]
If each sighs where Pokemon trainers or gym leaders what type would they most likely have in their party? Or how would they be before an important match?
Aries: Fire, steel and fighting ftw.
Taurus: Bugs, rock and grass, but also Poison.
Gemini: Depends on the mood. It can be either deadly or nice.
Cancer: Water and electric and ice and dark.
Leo: I personally believe that there’s at least an Arcanine in this party.
Virgo: A bit of everything so Virgo have at least one Pokemon that can deal with each type. Probably never has the exact same party every time, so research is futile.
Libra: Made some research on you and arrives with the perfect team to destroy you. Still wants a pretty balanced party.
Scorpio: Probably has a cute Pokemon to attract the ladies or a super cool Pokemon to attract the boys. Then, Scorpio has those other Pokemon that he uses just to destroy your team.
Sagittarius: It’s not about type, but Sag’ needs that Pokemon who can Surf and that Pokemon who can Flash and that Pokemon who can Fly, so that he is equip to travel to be honest. If one Pokemon could do all of it that’s even more perfect.
Capricorn: Dark, ghost and psychic types that goes with Cap’s mysterious airs.
Aquarius: Joke around with Ice types just to be able to sing ‘Do You Want to Build a Snowman’, but interestingly enough, has a bunch of normal types, when everyone would think that Aquarius has like a bunch of legendaries. He’ll use normal types and still own you bishies.
Pisces: Probably that one person who will have fairy types and fluffy Pokemons. We all know how some cute Pokemon can be a little lethal, because don’t judge from the appearances.
[--chuckles ] To be honest I’m just messing with you, because that is the most unpredictable. Every trainer are usually different and it’s not exactly all about signs. I’ve seen trainers max their Pokemon to a certain limit before going to hit the gym. It is possible to defeat the lightning with a water type Pokemon, if that Pokemon is hella strong. I remember in Leaf Green, I destroyed the Lightning Gym Leader with a Blastoise, because, back then, I would only rely on a very few selection of Pokemons. Nowadays, if I look at the latest game I have on my precious 3DS, I’m the type to have an array or selection to demolish others. If I surprisingly spoke the truth about your sign up there, well wow...I’d be really surprised.
This is how I crown my first month of vlogging. Hurray. La Cucaracha, la Cucaracha [--super excited and dances a bit ] Oh, and there’s this girl, Jieun, I think she is pretty known by some of you. Her name is Song Jieun and she sings and stuff. She wanted to host a very fun contest among the Youtuber and Vlogging community. What she wants is to host with my help a great variety contest. I’m just throwing the word out there, so be prepared., aight? This was your favorite color, Blu, and I’ll be back with a bit less trolling next time. Byeom~
Trolloscopes continues today my friends as well. I have a few ideas in stores such Once Upon A Time, Th Walking Dead, Orange Is the New Black, Sense8, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Pokemon and what about Naruto or, even, Sword Art Online? If you have an idea, you can simply ask me any time and any day. I am kind of really enjoying this at the moment, because it is rather lighthearted and that I have been calming down and bit after my litle rant. I'm sorry that you had to soffer through that guys I really am. I'm currently crashing at my friend's house and, really weirdly, her nickname is Lime and her house smells like Citrus and Vanilla. It's really good, but like she lives up to her name [--laughs at her little lame pun ] Also, you may or may not have noticed, look at my hair, just look don't touch. Because, seriously, you'll be touching your screen and that woul be hella weird. I cut it and I should have done that before the beginning of summer. Like shorter hair means no real need to dry your hair, no overheating and not much time to waste. I can waste more time every morning on makeup and choosing my clothes for the day, sorta, because my current job has a uniform and the future job I might have also has a uniform. [--sighs ] Also, some people say I look old. That's pretty sad, but at least I got curves to make up for it. Anyways.
Today is not a fight between rather or not Detective Comics aka DC or Marvel Comics is the best. I am so not about that life. I mean I really enjoy a tiny bit more Vertigo so I'd have to side with DC, but, at the same time no. My stance will always be that Marvel has really cool heroes and DC has really cool villains. Also, any characters who has a weakness that is a damn rock that isn't common are bad. Yes, I am a Superman hater come at me. [--winks ] Okay, so, moving on, today's topic is either villain or hero what kind of character each of the zodiac sun signs would be. I mean I bet many people would sure love my imput on that one, right? I'm giving myself way too much credit sometimes. For the sake of people who don't really know comics, I'll stick to the mainstream although I really recommend you guys to go read. Comics are mostly images, so that "I don't like reading" excuse is really lame. [--cringes and wipes her invisible tears ] Do I really have to go on with the movie verse, because the real beauty and greateness of the characters that I love so much are in the comics where everything usually made sense [--side eyes mentally New 52 ] I mean I don't mind certain things, but 90% of what was shown on the big or small screen was fucked up pretty severely. You know the feeling that diehard ATLA fans had when they saw the live-action movie? That is the feeling many diehard fans of various characters had. I did enjoy the series Gotham, so not everything is bad. [--thinks of the Governator and that one Batman movie that shall not be mentioned ] It is really hard for me to stick to those characters that everyone really knows such as the whole Avengers crew or the X-Men, but I will try my best.
Aries is going to be that one leader that you will look up to, because of his natural charisma and leading qualities. When I think of this leader who is capable to stay strong against adversity, who can be the impulsive type and who does not really care about opinions, I often going to say Green Arrow and Iron Man. They are natural leaders, but they are not the one who really regards others opinions and they have a hard time showing their innermost feelings. They sometimes take decisions on impulses rather than thinking thoroughly. They are loyal to those they care about as well. If you want a villain, I'd say Deathstroke, in New 52's Suicide Squade and what seems like how he will be portrayed int he upcoming movie. Aries mostly seem like the hero type, so even if I tried to come up with a villain, Aries is most likely going to be the hero with a couple of flaws.
Taurus is kindhearted, a little bit old-fashioned, caring and quite the stubborn type. Like if there is on sign that is extremely stubborn is got to be Taurus. I would personally say that when I think of a female Taurus, I will go with Barbara Gordon also known as Batgirl. If you want to know how stubborn she can be, go get a comic, and start reading the arc when she is Oracle, because, dear lord, Barbs. She has been a strong support for the rest of the Bat family in the comics, sorry, I can't deal with her cinematic portrayals. Taurus are very strong individuals, they can be a bit resentful at times. A male Taurus, more of the leader, but he did not start of as one is Captain America, cinematic franchise. You all remember the boring movie that was later followe by a greater movie thanks to the Winter Soldier and Hydra. Captain America is pretty old fashion, he can be the bullheaded, but he cares about his people a lot.
Gemini is the one with a black and a white personality that makes them quite complex to grasp. They always seem to evade us even i they attract us very much. I was about to say that they might be those characters to fight between good or evil let's say the Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader [--pauses ] I know he's from Star Wars. This franchise is a sister to Marvel now thanks to Disney. [--pauses again ] or the Jean Grey/Phoenix. I would say they are more in the lines of the Riddler due to their eloquence and their certain charm or they are more of Mystique who has been through a lot cinematic verse or comic verse. They are part of the villain and antivillain realm if you ask me, never, exactly the typical hero. Doesn't mean that they cannot do good deeds. They are complex and really intelligent and that is how we love them.
Cancer is the sensitive soul, the nurturing soul. They tend to be rather in and out of their shells, which can be really hard for others to communicate with them. I've always said that they could the potential "emos", but that is not exactly going to help in the comic or cinematic world considering that most have really sad stories. First of all, I think that Cancer could be the Alfred. Reliable support that has served as a great parental figure, because of Cancers are like that. I also see Red Hood in them. Those who know the story of Jason Todd and how emotional it was from his Roin days to his "death" to his rising as "Red Hood". I can actually see it. Now that is just me, you don't have to agree on this. Cancers are the antihero of the lots or the caretakers.
Leo is really powerful and royal. They are remarkably generous and they are quite smart even if people do not seem to realize it much or sometimes people cannot actually discard the mere fact that Leos actually have a head on their shoulders and that they are really intelligent They are fearsome and fearless and they can be a bit on the arrogant side. That is why I would say Arsenal from his portreyal in Young Justice and in Arrow. A Leo will only remain a sidekick to learn, but, after that, they will fly on their own wings. That is in their nature. They also like to enjoy life. They have a sense of duty. Arsenal may have fallen along the way, but he does follow what his judgement tells him to do. Another hero I could see a Leo follow the path is not just Nightwing, but Dik Grayson as a whole from his Robin days to his Nightwing days and even his Batman days. He was even the leader of the Teen Titans and of Young Justice. A Leo is more of a hero, but some can be royals in hell.
Virgo is one of the intellectual signs. Extremely analytical and sometimes more distant than others, they do care, but they are not going to show it people all the time. Both their words and their actions are important. They are perfectionist that put a lot into the details. They can be sassy, well, they are pretty straightforward in their critique. A Virgo is not really black or white unlike how misconceptions tend to portray. They are sensitive too, but not all of them are really good when it comes to communication. With all this in mind they are pretty similar to Raven, from DC, or to Rogue, from Marvel. They have really walked on thin ice. They have embodied the word 'anti' one way or the other. Being both really independent and resourceful, they have been able to handle themselves pretty well. They have showed how they cared about others many times while due to certain aspect of their life they could not show their affection straightforwardly. They have been shown worrying about others while also giving their input on things. If telling anyone how their plan is wrong and give them a list of why is not a Virgo thing to do than...[--chuckles ]
Libra seemed like the vigilantes, but they are not really. They seek justice and sometimes they might get their hands dirty for it. Keyword, might. Easygoing in nature and, sometimes, often indecisive, they are really smart. They are good listeners, but, also, quite frankly a shrine of wisdom. When they talk, it is better to simply listen to what they have to say. I personally would put characters like Black Panther or Black Widow there. They are often overlooked, I mean, Black Widow is more than what the cinematic verse have shown so far. Those characters have been around for quite a long time. They have seen and have been through enough to actually speak wisdom. Black Widow or Black Panther are all in for the justice in the way they perceive it, but they will look at a situation before jumping in. The indecision would often be due to the fact that they often weigh both choices for a bit too long. When they do take a decision, you know that they have put a lot of thought in it at least.
Scorpio is hard. Magnetic folks with a lot of charm, of eccentricity and of innuendo. Just I think about that, I will automatically assume that a Scorpio would fit John Constantine very well. However, Scorpios are not just really charming and gods in bed. There is more to them. They are strong-willed, they are really team players, but they can be very jealous and resentful. I could put Harley Quinn in there for the will and the resentment. God knows how she wanted to kill Batman after what happened to Joker. However, I will say that a Scorpio is either Catwoman or the Human Torch in Fantastic 4...not really the cinematic one. They are passionate, they can be romantic and they like to play with danger or fire. No pun intended, sorta. They are also people who rely on their intuitions a lot, which is what I see in those four named. If they have this gut feeling, they will want to follow it even if you come up with a pile of documents. They'll go see for themselves. They'll also won't stick around if it's not to their advantage.
Sagittarius are always full of life and they are really loyal and they are quite something. They are travelers and won't always settle down just yet. Sagittarius is often one of the trump cards in the crew. They are not to be expected to just hang around in one place. That is why in term of cinematic heroes I would go for young Wolverine, because the old one seems to be so in love with Jean Grey in the movies that he sticks around at the academy. Casual reminder that in the comics, he may love Jean but he still travel the world and do awesome shit. He doesn't become the resident uncle of the academy solely. I'm just saying. Sagittarius are really grey as well and are not always going to follow the rules for the sake of good. They are your atypical heroes. I would also like to wrap it up with a blast of all those qualities with Starfire. I mean she does embody all of this along with sex appeal in the comics not in the animated series of course.
Capricorn are can be boring and they don't care. They will not force themselves to even be remotely interesting to peasants. They are diplomats and they are intelligent and they are capable of anything that is in the book of how to be a vigilante. They are the really pessimistic about things or they really see the world darkly. They is not light in this world and they is no true justice. They are the type of people who can be very caring and protective of those they care about. They have a sense of duty and honor, but unlike previous ones mention earlier, they will get their hands dirty if they have to. They will impose their own sense of justice. That is why I would say that a Capricorn is Batman. Batman is the vigilante by excellency. He has battled crime for many years, but not exactly legally. Reason why the police won't always acknowledge that they have been working with them. Those who stick to the law will really be like James Gordon or Nick Fury. The Nick Fury not in the comics, because the comics version is pretty cool. Yeah, he does not give a damn, but he was never really boring in my opinion. A Capricorn's arch-nemesis will be characters like the Joker or Viper aka Madame Hydra who are not to be underestimated.
Aquarius are the unpredictable inventors. Already that gives way to the Hulk, because he is a Scientist by he also is the Hulk. I mean I'm not going to start to explain. They are really hard to grasp, they follow a certain philosophy in their live, but, really, they are a weird bunch. For me when I think of an Aquarius, I cannot discard the little geek or nerd in them, but the really weird ones that are simply adorable and affectionate and awkward. I could say that they share a few traits for them to follow the path of Static Shock or Spiderman, who has many versions of himself if you now what I mean comic fans, but I will not say no to people like Beast or like Professor X who were humanitarians always there for the mutants and who, as a philosophy, wanted peace among both human and mutants. However, if I would say that they are unpredictable, then that means that I have failed as a comic reader and fan, because quite frankly, they did what was expected of them most of the time. That leaves me with no other choice, but to nominate Deadpool.
Pisces, the dreamers of sorts and sometimes idealist. They always seem to surprise us, because they are often perceived as weak mostly of will, when that is such an injustice, because they can be really strong and passionate about what they do and love. They are really in their head and are really imaginative sometimes a bit of the escapist side. When you think about it, when they think that they failed, they sometimes abandon and they need reassurance. They need that extra courage that they comrades can give them. They will stand on their feet and be capable of the greatest of things. One of the characters that I bring to the table is Storm. Ororo, that's her name, is not always strong. She seems like it, but she did have her moments when she breaks down and it can be seen in the comics and the...movies. She has shown that she can lead as well. It's a prejudice to not see that side of some Pisces who can actually bring people together. The other mutant who fits there is most likely Kitty Pryde. Another character that I want to bring is Daredevil. Daredevil is blind yet after gaining some courage he became one of the most loved superheroes who Netflix made more justice than the movie, oh lord...[--sighs ] He had his moments of weaknesses especially when Kingpin pretty much destroyed his professional life and his personal life.
You may love or hate this list, but I think that I kinda did well. I really tried to remain in the mainstream and mostly in the cinematic verse, but it is tricky and very hard, because I spent a lot of time reading those comic books. I still do till this day. I mean I could have throw the Runaways, Uncle Sam, The Sandman, anyone from the American Vampire...but would you have known them? I could have used Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Black Canary, Cyclops, Doctor Strange, Flash, Captain Marvel, Magneto, Nightcrawler, The Thing, Ghost Rider, Thor, Loki, Hawkeye...but I am not presenting a thesis or anything, so I hope you are content with what I brought to the table. I hope that if I thrown a few characters that you were unfamiliar with...that you will go and read. [--smiles ]
Hi everyone! Yesterday, I mildly trolled. I assume it. I mean what is so important about learning about which houses that you might be sorted in if it was solely based on your zodiac sun sign. Because, by the way, most of you are too old to go to Hogwarts and, supposedly, only people born and raised in Great Britain can go there. Fear not, there are many more schools of wizardry that exist across the globe! You can actually keep on dreaming. Maybe there is like this university for you young adults who have noticed that perhaps you have a particular unexplained skill which could be a sign of your magic abilities. [--muses amused ] Today, I wanted to talk to you about another of those fiction topics. It is known as Battle Royale or as Hunger Games or as Danganronpa or as any society where there is some death game going on and there can only be one winner at the end of it all. Featuring, once again, your sun signs and no cuspians, because baes that shit is hard. First of all, let's break down common traits that I approve when we talk about each signs that will benefit them in the battles to come or not.
Aries: Adventurous and Witty vs. Daredevil and Impulsive
Taurus: Patient and Reliable vs. Resentful and Stubborn
Gemini: Versatile and Eloquant vs. Inconsistent and Nervous
Cancer: Protective and Cautious vs. Overemotional and Clinging
Leo: Generous and Enthusiastic vs. Bossy and Pompous
Virgo: Analytical and Meticulous vs. Harsh and Worrier
Libra: Easygoing and Diplomatic vs. Easily influenced and Indecisive
Scorpio: Determined and Intuitive vs. Jealous and Obstinate
Sagittarius: Straighforward and Optimistic vs. Restless and Careless
Capricorn: Ambitious and Disciplined vs. Pessimistic and Fatalistic
Aquarius: Inventive and Intellectual vs. Unpredictable and Detached
Pisces: Sensitive and Imaginative vs. Idealistic and Escapist
There are many more traits to each of those signs, but I will stick to those that strike the most and that would actually affect how the sun signs will act in that kind of situation. Compiling these and how I perceive the signs. This is how I actually everything go on. At first, when everyone understand the mess that they got themselves into, they will try to remain united as one till the end. However, Aries, Capricorn and Leo will try to be the leader. It will ultimately either be two teams. Capricorn will remain a questionably loyal sidekick until he backstabs Aries, because the impulsive Aries would have most likely cost the lives of many, because of his impulsive nature. [--pauses ] using the masculine or the feminine interchangeably so do not be offend. moving on [--continues ] I think that Leo and Virgo will headbutt, however, as long as the diplomatic Libra remains around the tension can be kept at a low minimum. Taurus and Scorpio will probably end up alone if they do not let their jealous side or their stubbornness aside. After a certain time, Virgo will end up leaving the others if the odds are against them and if she sees that it is better for her survival to be rely on her own. Aquarius, the inventor, probably already constructed his nest by now and is willing to keep people around, but will not be one to fight unless necessary. Sagitarrius, the adventurous, is taking it easy. He loves his freedom so he wouldn't be at ease in a group especially with big heads like Virgo, Capricorn, Aries and Leo. Gemini might actually end up swaying people to his side; however, he needs strong support, because he can be a bit of an inconsistent character. Taurus and Cancer to the rescue since they are known for being the nurturing people. Scorpio mostly rely on his intuition. The deals is off is he does not really believe that you are the right leader to keep him alive. No hard feelings even if he can be resenting. Pisces is imaginative and will try to come up with a brilliant plan. Of course, she is sometimes living too much in her head than in touch with reality, so the plan might not exactly work.
[--smiles ] Now, as you may know, not everyone will survive. So let's start with the killing. In my opinion, Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Capricorn and Pisces might be the five who will survive the longest. The wild cards are Cancer, Leo and Sagittarius. Now reason why Scorpio, Aries and Gemini might die first. If Leo and Aries would fight for the title as leader, they could end up killing on another. Aries being pretty impulsive could end up being too reckless. You should think before you act in those situations or any situations where your life is at stake. Gemini has this level of inconsistency and they are often perceived as two-faced. Someone might think that Gemini is playing them an about to backstab them, so they'll end Gemini, unless Gemini is freaking witty and planned it all. If Gemini does so, Gemini is going to be the winner of the Tournament in all honesty, because Gemini will play everyone into killing each other instead of doing the dirty work; however, Gemini is not the only witty one. Scorpio is very nice and magnetic, but once those bad traits kicks in and he storms off, well he might end up dying. Simple as that. That leads to Sagittarius and Aquarius who are most likely going to be the ones who will be independent in their bubble. Sag', unlike Aquarius, is more of the type who will go on an adventure even if his life is at stake. This brother will be like I'll enjoy life what it will last. Brother, why? Aquarius, on the other end is resourceful, and I actually would say that him being unpredictable can be an advantage, 'cause you don't what he'll do and he might surprise you. Reason why I put Aquarius on top. Virgo, Cap' and Libra are those three others who will actually plan shit out and play it intellectually. They could be victorious or not. They are maybe in the ones I say would win, but one mistake could cost them dearly. Those three play it well actually, because they won't step up as leaders. Instteand, they'll remain number two and pull the strings in the back. Have you seen Ouran High School Host Club? Tamaki is the face and Kyoya is behind pulling all the strings. They are the actual leaders, but they won't show it. Libra's are the most likely to be victorious, because they actually value people's life, when Virgo and Cap' might not actually care all that much, but then Virgo are worriers so that can be their downfall as well. Cap' being a pessimist might give up on life if he was wrong. My two other wild cards are Leo and Cancer. Cancer are protective and might actually sacrifice their lives for others, which is why I don't think that they might actually win, because of that trait that can go against them. However, it is nice to have good individuals in this world. Leo, if they are capable to step down, are very creative and broad-minded. They are sometimes overlooked intellectually, but they are very smart. It's just that they can be a bit too much on their high-horses sometimes. That is not all Leos by the way.
That is pretty much for my analysis. For me, the winners would solely depend on their performances, but I believe that it could be Aquarius. They are the most creative ones of the bunch. They won't really stick to a plan. They are going to create this machine that will help them get the fuck out. They are independent, which means that they won't really need people to look after them. Do I need to add more? So, that's it for me. It is your favorite color, Blu! Ciao.
Remember when I did this thing about signs at parties. I felt like I should try to do one as how I see signs in relationships. Because, us cusp are really too special like we are a funky amalgamation of two signs, I will put us aside for now. I haven't really gotten compatibility stuff as of late, sorta thank god, because everyone is different even if they share common traits from their signs. I define a personality as 30% person your zodiac signs, 5% your influences, 20% your origins and how you grew up as and 45% your life experiences and how you learned from them or have been shaped from them. I mean, let's be honest, we have never lived the same lives as our neighbors or else all Virgos could aspire to be Beyoncé one day, because she's a freaking Virgo, or all Pisces could aspire to be Steve Jobs etc. Also, what everyone reads from horoscope is strictly about your Sun sign. Guess what? You have a Sun sign, but also a Moon one and aa Mars one and Venus one and a bunch of thers. So, this is a very gross summary based on your Sun sign. Really, really gross one.
Actually, you know what, we'll geek this out. What about where I see each signs if they were admitted into Hogwarts. I have seen so many of them that I was not exactly agreeing with. I mean a Virgo in Hufflepuff? The judgemental motherfuckers of this world are either Slytherin or Ravenclaw. They are not really the sweetest of the bunch if you ask me. Here is where I see each signs and I don't care about if each house has elements associated with them, because that's bullshit.
Gryffindor: Libra, because they are those justice seekers. Aries, because they are leaders. You could actually put Leo up in there, because they are on that paladin shit. Sagittarius too. When you see heroes, you think they have that fiery will power.
Hufflepuff: Pisces and Aquarius are usually the weirdos to be honest. I'd also pitch in Cancers and Scorpios there. I actually think that they would fit there. Taurus are very nurturing and nice like Cancers, but they are stubborn.
Slytherin: Aquarius, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn, Aries. Those people who will actually judge the hell out of you to be honest. Plus, they are capable of manipulating you guys. They are pretty ambitious at times. Leo can definitely be here, because they think they are royalty.
Ravenclaw: Aquarius and Libra, those air signs, Virgo and Capricorn, those earth signs, are all about that intellectual bullshit. Then, if you want more creative hipsters like Ravenclaws, you can add Pisces and Scorpios to that mix.
Now, because I also love Star Wars. I'm many this a double combo. Who are the Siths and who are the Jedis? If you think that Siths are all about evil than you are wrong. I mean Jedis are like you shall not have attachment to others, but you got to be compassionate. Bro, that doesn't work at all. I'd rather be a Sith and live with bloody passion if you ask me. After doing extensive research and realizing that Siths are lowkey Uchiha shits and that Jedis are lowkey Hohenheims or Mustangs, those are anime characters from Naruto and Fullmetal Alchemist, I have deducted that:
Did I troll my vlog, you may ask? I actually did not really troll it, but I really strayed from topic. Now if you want me to really cover signs in relationships, you will have to flood me with requests, because I won't be doing it just like that. I really love you guys to be honest. This was your favorite color, Blu! Ciao~
Do you know what is worst than ungrateful bitches? [--smiles at the camera ] Ungrateful, weak ass, trashy, side hoe material, ignorant, imbecile, thirsty ass bitches who as soon as the hangover kicks in are going to start regretting the shit they did: having sex with the first comer, drinking beyond that level of wasted, having no dignity and actually ascending to slut mermaid status, which is actually at the bottom of the pyramid. The following is a rant and it is not suited for all audiences. Viewers description is advised.
So, I go pick up what was supposed to be a friend of mine, because, from what I've heard, the bith was freaking wasted that she was ready to get down with some dude who seriously look like the oldest looking twelve year old or one of those baby faced young adults. Knowing that she likes some guy and that she really had a dream of becoming somebody, I thought I was giving a world a favor or, at last, herself a favor. To my surprise, that bitch decided that her new big daddy is better than who she was. My level of esteem for her doesn't even equate the pebble on the street that i enjoy kicking around like a soccer ball. She is not even worth the spiders that I bloody murder, because spider should not have a chance to live.
Not only that, that bitch dared to say that I who supposedly started to pop off on her for some bruise she had was going to stoop so low as to tarnish her reputation. Excuse me, hoe, since when those thots have a reputation. If you are ready to ride just any guys dick, than you don't have respect for yourself. If you don't have basic respect for yourself, why would I respect you. Do you pay me to have this maintenance job to keep that esteem of your stupid hoe self up. Bitch, I don't have time those kind of bullshit. Not only that, that bitch starts saying shit that she has to enjoy her freedom while she can before they chain her down. Booboo, do you have to get that freaking orgasm to enjoy your youth. Bitch, I hope you get your STD, because when you get it I'll be there to tell you that it is the proof that you have successfully enjoy that freedom, hoe.
Sorry, I'm dam irritated and I had to take that out off my plate. This shall be the ultimate warning. If you dare to fuck with me, heads will roll. Because I am still a good-natured person, I did not say her name, but, y'all should know that I'm making this shoutout to all those girls with that pikachu voice that should revise their priorities because they have not one but a couple of screw loose in their heads. I mean get so free water and start drinking if you are that thirsty. Or else you can go to Jesus, because he said that his water will quench thy thirst until the end of time, amen. I can't believe that I was subjected to that level of disrespect. I cared for that hoe. I actually would look out for that hoe. Let me start taking pictures everywhere in Seoul, because these hoes ain't loyal. Those who don’t understand that joke, well, when Karreuche cheated once on Chris Brown who cheated so many times on her and who even left her for Rihanna and who even has a child, he started to take pictures everywhere across the fucking globe with the tag hoes ain’t loyal. Like, please, Breezy, sit the fuck down.
This was your favorite color, Blu, who had to rant her heart out bfore she heads to sleep.
This is really a girl vlog today, but, guys, if you want to, you can stick around. I went to the lingerie shop, because I needed a good pair of bra. Now, I go in knowing clearly that I'll probably walk out from there with this bra that costs like 25,000 won (~25$). So, I go around thin that I know my size. That's when I try them on and nightmare...I grew a size. Because of that I had to buy new pairs. I just wonder why this essential part of woman clothing is so expensive? I, sometimes, walk around and some bras are way too expensive beyond belief. Like why? Do those bras come with freaking upgrades like a massage system or a cooling system? Because why would I pay an extra arm because there are two cushions inserted inside of them. Nowadays even plain bras are expensive. Let's not forget panties. Like underwear are expensive too. But, the top of the top is that thing that guys if you are listening to me rant...you should probably close it. Because I know that when this subject is brought up, some of you are about to faint when we should be fainting out of the extreme pain we endure from cramps. [--pauses for a moment letting this tidbit of information sink in ]
Should pads and tampons be the least expensive stuff in the market? Like they are essential to girls and women under menopause. Shouldn't we supposed to be able to buy those essentials quickly with the change in our pockets, because, first of all, when the first red day comes, it comes like this [--inserts scene ]
Seriously, unless they are ultra thin that won't even ten minutes, they are above that 10,000 won (10$) a pack. You want to know what can cost the same amount? Condoms. It is normal for condoms to be expensive, but, the they is, they are not mandatory. You can live your life without the need of a bumpy ride day in night out. You cannot tell your vajayjay to stop giving birth to the real red sea every month or so. Also, I think you get brownie points if you are a guy who actually totally fine buying pads and tampons for your girl. I said guy, because well lesbian couples have no problem with that. I mean you shouldn't have a problem with that? It's just me. Also, brownie points to the bosses who understand their female employees during those hard times. I mean having your mens' is pretty much so awful that it's like if the lord is stabbing you for around two to ten days. I feel really bad for those who have like over four days. I mean it's like you are wasting a quarter of your month for twelve months. You know when you put this together, the average woman has her mens' for nearly three months.
It is so hard to be a woman. I think I am pretty hormonal right now. I would not say I'm PMS-ing, because when I do, I could cut you for real. If the laws of this country did not prevent murder, I would carve up any dumbfucks that cross my paths. My symptoms can be pretty lethal.
signs based on personal observations and not on what books told me.
Aries: Natural born leaders, I think so too. Love them or hate them, they really do not give a damn about what you say (especially if they consider you as irrelevant). Sometimes I wonder if they sip on the hate they can get, because they sometimes stand their ground even in front the scariest of adversary. They tend to be a bit too impulsive sometimes and they need someone to be there to remind them to breathe and look at the bigger picture. I like to say that they are HBIC, but the good kind. If want the work to be done, they can be in charge. They don't always have that filter. You got to love them, because they are pretty outgoing and there for there friends. They stick to their friends. Like they take care of their squad and won't leave those that are dear to them behind. However, they have that personality where they are also like IDGAF which could stir trouble (some are rebels and bad boys/girls).
Taurus: Motherly or fatherly. They are your teddy bears that will protect you from the monsters. They also are the nicest among the Earth signs. They tend to be busy bees who take too many responsibilities at the same time. I came across of many klutz that were Tauruses. They are very calm and resourceful. They like to treat people well and, often, end up as the more sober one who has to take care of the rest who are all drunk. They are really reliable. They are not really the ones who are going to end up at parties tho. They might be the host and all. Do not get them mad, because...you know how I have been saying that they are all nice and adorbs, if they are angry, they are like the Hulk. They will smash you left and right (as they tear up and shiz). They are the ones that I actually saw cry after a movie or a book that had them in feels (I could be wrong on that one, but that's based on observations).
Gemini: They are not two-faced hypocrites, please stop saying that. I mean they tend to have that black and white side in one body, but that's what unique-ish about them. They are complex individuals who usually prefer to hang out with friends and be free. They don't really like to be restricted. They are also pretty adorkable. However, yes, they always have that flip side. It's like the two side of the same coin. While you have this little angel you also have this little devil. They can be your salvation and your doom at the same damn time. They won't screw you over (they usually are con-artist type of beings), but it's just how they are. They are hard to grasp. They are very caring kids tho. I haven't met many bad Geminis. I read stories about truly evil ones, but I haven't encountered them. Maybe I've always been on the Shiro side and never been on that Kuro side.
Cancer: Potential "emos". They are anxious beings sometimes and wow. They tend to read people a lot. They are not always talkative, but they are there for you. They are really nurturing and all and they soothe people with their presence. Seriously, they are peacemakers, they are bohemians, they are hippies. The reason why I would say that they have potential to be "emos" is that they are really emotionally invested, so once they are hurt they retrieve in their shell and it's suddenly raining all around them. When it's all grey clouds in their life, you have to be there for them and force them out of their shell (words of advice from me). They are really cute. They are easy to embarrassed (they blush). They are really nice to have around.
Leo: Everyone loves them or hates them. They do embody the lions. They are fierce and lazy. They act like royals and it can be either a good thing or a bad thing). They are like the sun and they are people who likes to hang out and to enjoy life. They will not waste time with people. They are really really really straightforward. They are fearsome sometimes and overwhelming too. The thing is that they are pretty intense people who are perfect for drama (they truly should apply as some Tyra Banks or Dr. Phil or whatever, or they should become actors). They are a funny bunch. They assume who they are. Don't think that they are prideful or arrogant. Some are actually, but a lot of them are pretty down-to-earth which is a welcomed contrast to their radiant sun personality.
Virgo: Perfectionists. Tend to be critical sassy (borderline too judgmental for people to handle) shits. Who said that they are tidy as hell? Some might be clean neat freaks, but others are pretty messy. The thing is respect their environment, because what you see has messy is organized the way they like it. They accept criticism (only if you have the pedigree and the material to support your claims. ngl.) Does not help that they are really intelligent (yes, those smartasses). They are oddballs on the more introverted side, but they are fearlessly loyal (do not betray them). Many are worrywart some more openly then others. They have Plan A, B, C, Z for any situations, because you never know. I'm pretty sure that there is a book in their head about everyone they met and everything they remember. They are really knowledgeable and they remember (don't act without thinking around them). Not the most affectionate bunch, but really caring.
Libra: Artsy kids that are not exactly hipsters. They are really easygoing but also really indecisive (I thought that was a joke at first, but some are really indecisive...) They are those people that you want all the time when you have problems, because they are listeners. They are also really wise and fluffy. They have more morals than some people, so the act that they are the "balance" sign is perfect for them. They do not always voice their opinions, but, when they do, it is worth to listen to them, because it is as if they are preaching the truth from the gods (or God, etc.). They are a fountain of youth and they like to enjoy the little things of life.
Scorpio: Ah. Scorpios are hard to describe. You know that one person who is like really charismatic in an interesting way not to say eccentric, but they are pretty out there. Dirty-minded folks omg. I mean the signs list got that right in my opinion like wow innuendos are nothing compared to what they can pull out. I am sure that they were the ones to write pickup lines for the peasants, because they felt sorry for the common folk. They are very bright and very nice. I've come across, to some that can be resentful. They are strong-willed and they do not lie to stay alone. Like it's almost if they fear solitude (maybe not everyone of them). They have this charm that's like the main trait I can always think of.
Sagittarius: They don't want to stay in place. They are those ones that are very sweet. They are the ones who use emojis a lot. Have I said that they are not able to stay in one place. Sometimes, they are really hyper. They are people person. Very sociable. You want a crew to go on an expedition, go for a Sag. You want to stay at home and sleep, they might want that, but you'll better be ready to actually not sleep and have your plans ruin. They are full of life just like the fire sign they are.
Capricorn: They are boring to people who don't try to get to know them, because, trust me, they will not force themselves to make you like them. It's like they wear that cloak of mystery. They are the types to love nature and tranquility and sometimes are pretty old-fashioned. However, if you show that you are interested in being friends with them (it takes a while sometimes) if you actually have something in common, you will find a great friend. It is like they shield themselves from the rest of the world and only let the cool people (to them) see who they truly are. They are pretty just and more or less diplomats. They follow rules better than most. They are the role models on the outside, but not always on the inside like they can be *coughs*.
Aquarius: Signs list describe Aquarius as the weird one. I tend to agree. They are a really special bunch who can sometimes be hard to grasp. They are really humane. They are good listeners and very philosophical sometimes. They are sometimes unpredictable like there are some choice they make that you really wonder why they did it. Always expect the unexpected like 75% of the time, because they are full f surprise. They may look like cold and detached people, but OMG they are so affectionate and fluffy. They are big time dorks tbh. You got to learn to love them.
Pisces: "Emotional" is not really the term. They are adorable and tend to be very supportive of others. They do show their true emotions a lot. You know when they are angry (and you should not remain close, I mean some of them are not cool angry). You know when they are happy (it's like they are shining and puking glitter). You know when they are sad (they may not be tears, but like you will notice that they are down). They are really big time dreamers and sometimes you want to pull them back to reality. Some tend to be real-time pessimists omg. They prefer to live in their head instead where everything is nice.
