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Vicki Snake's Harem

Okay, since the annoying Sing purists want Jimmy to have a woman, the gorillas to have women, the thugs to have women, and the Bad Guys purists want Shark and Piranha to have mates to reproduce with, it's inevitable and I don't want any of them to have Suki because of the played-out "good girl/bad boy" trope and the stereotype that all old men must have young wives.

So, what do I do? I pair them all up with a one-shot, limited-screen-time Muppet female baddie who's only bad because of nature: Vicki the snake from Kermit's Swamp Years.

And here are all of her husbands in her harem:

1. Jimmy Crystal - Happy, Crystal fans? Plus, this makes up for WolfxSnake not being canon

2. Big Daddy/Marcus

3. Stan

4. Barry

5. Wolf bodyguard

6. Cheetah bodyguard

7. Mr. Shark

and

8. Mr. Piranha - either that or I ship him with the spider or Tiffany Fluffit.

And that's it. I'm not having any of them marry Suki. Take it or leave it.

Meme done by GreenGreen11.

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I can imagine hawkmoth going on this big monologue in front of LB and Chat and when he’s over Chat just goes, “ Ok Boomer.” With a hand on his hip and LB trying her hardest not to laugh.

•••

Hawkmoth: **blah blah blah miraculous blah blah blah you’re dead blah blah blah**

Chat: Ok Boomer.

LB: *dying from laughter*

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #chat blanc #ladybug #stan gorilla #gabriels cancelled