#stan is cooked

[thatdarnchristian]

thinking about @babyblankyerror’s Hitman Stan au again. He’s just So Silly. When Stan visits Ford, I like to think that Ford is still thinking about that Mysterious Cryptic that gave him money in college. I imagine Ford eventually shows Stan his conspiracy board and tells Stan all his ideas, rambling like a madman while Stan is sweating bullets thinking ‘actnormalactnormalactnormalactnormalact-‘