Soos and Melody both having a breeding kink, and making it Stan's problem (he's enjoying it, but won't admit it)
Stan is used to breeding kinks but like,,, meaner? Like breeding is all he's good for yk? Except the problem is Soos and Melody don't do that they're using his praise kink against him like 'you would be so pretty and so good at carrying our kids' and Stan can't handle that they're too sweet taking care of him he's gonna get cavities






