#standip

[snowgr4ves]

actually instead of dipper taking the apprenticeship he shouldve gone with stan and ford on the stan o war II so he can get double teamed

[old-fandom]

I need someone to listen to me because I feel like I just tapped into some unsprung potential.

Stinky Dipper's first experiences being an accident after being forcibly showered by his family members.

Stan finally having enough of Dipper being rank and tossing his ass in the shower. Stripping him and flinging him in there, not really giving a damn because he is TIRED of his smelly great nephew and YOU WILL GET CLEAN DAMN IT! And Dipper is trying to fight it, fight off Stan because he can do it himself but Stan is like, "Nope, you've lost that chance after the 10th time I told you to shower today." But Dipper is feeling some kinda way about being man handled by Stan so easily and being moved this way and that way. Stan also talks and that also does something to him. Stan is fed up with his behavior about his hygiene and that he needs to shower more often and that if he doesn't start making changes soon then this is how he'll get his showers from now on. Stan is rough but makes sure to hit all the spots which is doing Dipper no favors. Dipper is embarrassed and chastised and uh oh, kinda horny. But Stan doesn't notice, doesn't care, he just wants Dipper cleaned. He doesn't notice that Dipper climaxed at all and when he's done, he wraps him up in a towel on the toilet and tells him he better not have to do this again or else he won't even use the hot water next time. Dipper is going through the 7 stages of grief in a matter of seconds.

If it's Ford, it's only because Stan told Ford that if he doesn't convince their great nephew to take a shower this instant then he's going to make it Ford's problem. And Ford does not want it to become his problem. But even The Author can't convince a 12 year old boy to take a shower when he don't want one. So he takes a similar route as Stan because there is no other route to take except he's more methodical. He's going about it like a check list and not wanting to miss anything, while Dipper is feeling betrayed that his hero would make him shower. But he's also feeling all kinds of ways of being exposed to Ford, his literal hero, and being essentially some kinda of specimen that Ford is taking his time going through. And the detachment along with the words of familiarity, "I understand, I was just like you, but Stan is right and you need to bathe." goes right to Dipper's belly. Ford also does not notice that Dipper hit his climax either and leaves him also in a towel on the toilet and fresh clothes.

Mabel is their last choice. Ford and Stan have not been over successful and in fact, Dipper has begun to act a little odd around them. Mabel tells them that she can take care of this, she is her sister after all. Stan and Ford try to persuade her out of it since its not her responsibility and she's a girl, but she won't hear it. Her approach is different. She takes it as a "If I'm taking one, you're taking one." And because she's just as insane as the rest of her family, she wouldn't think that maybe she should wear a bathing suit. No, going going full birthday suit. And just like her uncles, she has no gauge as to how this is affecting Dipper, especially when Mabel's approach is that she needs help (also she has black mail material on him and if he doesn't get in the shower right now, she'll tell their friends.) So Dipper is both an active participant and a victim in their approach. Not nearly as rough nor even that chaotic but it's just as insane and hot. This is also doing something to him. Difference here is that Dipper actively seeks out his climax afterwards when he's alone, solidifying that Dipper is now officially three for three.

The others have no idea what they have done to him but now Dipper is stuck Wendy-fying his family. And taking his (long) showers regularly on his own.

[morty-core]

lwk standip is like sooo underrated. like the way he teases dipper all the time sometimes just for the hell of it is so cute and i love how often he calls dipper "kid" it drives me crazyyyy standip i love u so dearly

[gravitybawls]

I need fucked up pinesOt4 shit so BAD.

I need ford an interest in mabel. Start spending more time with her, hanging off her every word. Gradually getting handsier with her. Asking her if she's ever had not-so-innocent thoughts about her brother, grinning when she nods shyly. Fucking her mouth and accidentally moaning for Stanley when he cums.

Alternatively, I need stan being an absolute creep with dipper. Getting him all sweaty and tires so he can't fight off invasive hands "cleaning him up". Dipper has to get glasses due to poor eyesight and stan starts calling him "poindexter". Occasionally teasing dipper with his far-too-accurate Ford impression, grinning as dipper squirms and blushes.

Stan, of course, is smitten for mabel, as Ford is with dipper, but the opposites are also true.

I need them to touch each other so bad

[fordlee]

Pinesot4pril Prompt 24

Kisses

A selection of various screenshot edit smooches!

[inertia-fxlls]

a gravity falls ship poll by an anti just crossed my dash and it annoyed me enough to make my own, more evil poll. the ships are not listed in any particular order. wanted to include mabdipcifica and mabill but ran out of poll options smh

what is your fave "problematic" gf ship?

stancest

stanbel

standip

fordbel

pinecest

billford

dipford

dark!fiddauthor

stanfiddlesford aka fiddlestanwich w the bread touchin

billdip

pinesot4

smth else idfk (comment pls!!)

Voting ended onJan 4, 2025

[cravingpepsimax]

i wouldn’t say i ship standip but i think dipper having a one-sided crush on stan is really fucking funny. what a terrible way to discover your bisexuality + love of bears

[grunklestanbignaturals]

Ooooo you want Stan powerbottoming Dipper thoughts so bad you want me to rant about them in your ask box right now 🪄🪄🪄

Of course the toxic masculinity stays on during sex, Stan pulls Dipper aside and says he gets too cute when it's just him and Mabel, Mabel isn't the norm and him whining like a kicked dog and coming before he's even halfway in is pathetic. Stan levels with him - he was similar when he was Dipper's age and dating Carla, Ford helped him then and Stan's gonna help Dipper now.

So Stan lets Dipper fuck him, but whenever he gets a little Too whiney or a little Too loud Stan picks himself up and sits on Dipper for timeout, keeping him inside but weighing him down until he can't even twitch his hips. Stan didn't expect to have to do this more than like twice but the longer Dipper goes without coming the harder it is to bring his voice down (and it doesn't help that Stan keeps saying he sounds like a girl it Does Things To Him) and after a while Stan is basically just cockwarming on his lap while Dipper begs him to let him move. Until Dipper just snaps, shoves him just off-balance enough he can get pushed into the mattress (and he can't do much on his back, he's old and he can't do a situp and Dipper won't let him get his arms under him) and plows him, squeaking the whole way about how Stan was an asshole that just got off to being a brat and Stan hasn't come but he is impressed, gives him an attaboy and comes on his overwhelmed face--

Anyway.

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IM SPEACHLESS AND HOURNYY WUUHGHG 😵‍💫

dipford and toxic masculinity and stan teaching dipper how to properly do sex and be a man AND LIKE the idea that dipper agrreed like he let stan bully him into training him to be less whiney during sex and hes not going to say no to sex with stan adn also cock warmer stan and dipper being so affected by stan telling him he sounds like a girl AND DIPPER PINNING STAN ADN FUCKINGHIM AND TELLING HIM HES BEING A BRAT AND STAN COMING ON HIS FACE OKAU OKAU OKAY 😵‍💫😵‍💫