#dipstan

[forbiddenforestofdesire]

guys

I don't know how many of you need to hear this...

but Billford is a proship

Billford is a proship

Billford is a PROSHIP

Just because it's been semi confirmed in Book of Bill does not make it any less a proship than it was before! Shipping wars can be fun, but remember these people don't exist. You are in the same boat with the people who ship "illegal" and harmful ships. Fiction is fiction, like what you like. But there is no enemy in fandom.

[gravitybawls]

I need fucked up pinesOt4 shit so BAD.

I need ford an interest in mabel. Start spending more time with her, hanging off her every word. Gradually getting handsier with her. Asking her if she's ever had not-so-innocent thoughts about her brother, grinning when she nods shyly. Fucking her mouth and accidentally moaning for Stanley when he cums.

Alternatively, I need stan being an absolute creep with dipper. Getting him all sweaty and tires so he can't fight off invasive hands "cleaning him up". Dipper has to get glasses due to poor eyesight and stan starts calling him "poindexter". Occasionally teasing dipper with his far-too-accurate Ford impression, grinning as dipper squirms and blushes.

Stan, of course, is smitten for mabel, as Ford is with dipper, but the opposites are also true.

I need them to touch each other so bad

[old-fandom]

I was half asleep and my mind wouldn't shut up about pinesot4, so if that's not your vibe, don't click read more. If it is, I have twofer - SFW and NSFT.

So, I usually don't entertain all 4 pines together but something about the heat tonight got me thinking about them. Anyway, I had two thoughts.

Stan is the only member of the 4 pines to refuse to enter a relationship with them. Stan and Ford had a previous relationship as teens, and while Ford has tried to get back with him, Stan has declined each time, not because he does not love Ford but because he just has some trust issues related to Ford. The kids, of course, causes him a hell of a lot of stress because hello? Those are his grand niece and nephew? Nothing happens for a while but as the kids grow into teens (maybe 16/17), Dipper and Mabel are outed to their Grunkles of their relationship. Ford is ecstatic because it reminds him so much of him and Stan and the trio bond, which ultimately results in the three of them falling for each other and getting together. The kids are vocal about their affection and attraction for Stan, but he strongly refuses to enter any kind of relationship with them, not because he doesn't feel the same way (like with Ford), but he refuses to let himself get back in with a relationship with a family member, especially the two most important people in his life. The trio accepts this but are sadden about Stan's refusal. For a bit, it's ok, the Trio keeps to themselves and respects Stans wishes to not be involved, but later, the trio comes to a conscious that they should be trying to prove to Stan that they love him and want him as he is. So starts this game of flirtation, and Stan is frustrated because he is so weak to them, but he just can't. It doesn't matter how many times Ford looks at him with the love of 40 long years, whispering nostalgic memories in his ear, and how deeply he wants to rekindle their love. It doesn't matter how Mabel tenderly takes his hand and wraps her body around his for a cuddle and talks and talks and talks about how safe she has always felt with him and how he's his favorite (but don't tell the others) and how she wants to express that affection he has always given her. It doesn't matter how attentive and confident Dipper explains his affections for Stan, how he feels like he has become a better man, friend, and family member because of Stan's influence and how he wants nothing more but to be a man that Stan could count on, could love forever. Stan is a weak weak weak man. He can't keep fighting them. It all comes ahead when they all target him at the same time in the living room, and he has no more strength to resist and lets them love him. He kisses Ford back with tears in his eyes of a long lost love finally returning to him. He kisses Mabel with the taste of bubble mouthwash and soda in her mouth, like a welcome home, warm and inviting. He kisses Dipper with proudness and hope, pouring every ounce of protection he has over the boy and his endeavors. It leaves him wet eyed and so very happy, finally cuddled on his bed, exactly where they all belonged.

2. Hi, this one is explicit. If you don't fuck with that, turn back. Anyway, the trio (Ford, Dipper, and Mabel ((I wanna say D and M are like 17/18 here? Maybe 16? Not canon age though)) ) want to play a prank on Stan because they think it would be funny and because they want to be brats. Well they prank him but Stan is not laughing and he is no mood to let bad behavior slide. Shift to the bedroom, the trio is naked, kneeling, open mouth gags in, hands tied behind their back. Behind them are three wooden stools. Before Stan does anything, he puts Ford and Dipper in cock cages. Then he calls Ford up to bend over his lap in front of the other two, telling him that because he's the oldest and most responsible, he should be first for his punishment and would receive the most severe form of his punishment. Stan spanks him in front of the two, not going light on him. He switches out from his hand to a paddle and then from a paddle to a wooden spoon. He gets from the bed and gives Ford 5 with the belt, which he tells the kids he would not be giving them. Sobbing, Stan tells him to go sit on his stool facing him. Next is Mabel, who is soaking wet. He puts her over his lap and spreads over his pussy for the boys to see just how wet she is. He spanks her, going from hand to paddle to spoon. While still bent over, Stan slips on a chastity cage with an opening in the back. She is told to sit next to Ford. Then it's Dipper's turn. He's leaking all over his cage but Stan heeds him no mind. He gives Dipper exactly what Mabel go, hand, paddle, spoon. He is made to sit next to his sister. Stan tells them all that they'll be in cages for 1 week and because they clearly have too much time on their hands, they will be doing chores every day to get all this energy out of them. If they were good, he may fuck their ass, but there's no promise that they may cum. Stan sits back on the bed and tells them all to come suck him off, which afterwards, he will untie and ungag them, and they are to dress back up and get to work on a few chores Stan already has for them.

[brostardude]

Mdni!!!!! 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

Ships I like:

Steven x greg ⭐️💖

Stancest 🖐❓️⛵️

Dipstan + Dipford 🌲

Fontcest (classic) ☠️💙🧡

So*iku (thats not problematic tho lol) 🔑🗝

Hi*ack (also not problematic) ❄ 🐲

Toothcup/ hicctooth 🐲 ♥ 👦

Deadpool x Me ❤🖤

All of the above x Me uwu

[inertia-fxlls]

we all know that mabel took dipper's first chest hair as a scrapbookortunity (very normal sister behavior ofc)

but what if she continued that facet of the scrapbook? she already has that first hair, so it would be a wasted scrapbookortunity if she doesn't whip out her little disposable camera whenever she has a chance to document his progress :)

aka, when she catches dipper without a shirt on. usually in the shower, but also if she walks in on him changing. he's well aware of her little hobby, but the mystery shack doesn't have locks in any of its rooms and stan refuses to cough up the cash to install any. cheapskate.

of course, he told her to stop, because it's weird and creepy, but she just blew raspberries at him and told him to lighten up. stan didn't take it seriously, either! he just told him to ignore her, because she's "just being mabel." its like he's the only sane person in this family! well, not including ford. he doesn't even want to think about telling him - that would just be humiliating. plus, he's pretty sure he's caught ford peeping on stan a couple times, so...

is this karma for sniffing mabel's panties, he wonders? or ford's sweater, or stan's undershirt - jeez, he really has a problem... but even he doesnt deserve having to hear grenda and candy tittering over mabel's weird invasive photos of him when theyre flipping through her scrapbook during a sleepover! that's just cruel...

anyways, i love mabel being weirdly invasive w/ or w/o sexual intentions <3 she a brocon through and through. i think it starts with her just being intrigued by the chance for scrapbooking, but then she gets curious about what else might be growing... (spoiler alert: its not 😔 ford knows that, probably. it aint just stan he's peeping on...)

essentially, pinesot4 but dipper is at the center and is very afraid. perfect.

[cravingpepsimax]

i wouldn’t say i ship standip but i think dipper having a one-sided crush on stan is really fucking funny. what a terrible way to discover your bisexuality + love of bears

[fordlee]

Thinking about my dad!Stan au and... I already made Dipper SOOO weird about his dad. I should make him even weirder.

Part of my au includes Dipper using Stan's old red jacket as comfort item/safety blanket. He olfactory stims by sniffing it and it's so comforting, it smells like smoke and his dad and he can't get enough of it. He usually keeps it in the shack (he usually doesn't want to risk it getting lost), but he'll take it with him whenever he feels he needs to be extra brave or wants to feel like his dad is with him. If anyone is mean to him or teases Dipper about it, Mabel instantly defends him! She knows exactly what it's like to have something weird that comforts her, just like Bear-O!

Also, in this au, I'm thinking maybe Dipper uses the all-knowing mailbox to find out the identity of the author - they don't have a mom to send videos of Mabel shoving gummy worms up her nose, after all. And when the mailbox sends back a letter reading, "Stanford Pines," Dipper nearly collapses. Stanford Pines is the author. Stanford Pines. The author of the journals. Who he has a crush on. His dad. His dad is the author of the journals and he has a crush on him.

And what's even more terrible is that despite Dipper's horror, the feelings don't go away! They get even worse! Now he's a stuttering, blushing idiot in front of his dad (who is the author, his hero, his crush!), trying to find out the best way to broach the topic and hide his hero-worship and weird feelings for him. And it'd be even worse if he'd confessed to Mabel that he found out he might like guys because of the author!

Even when Dipper meets the real Stanford, once he finds out how his Uncle Ford is treating their dad, intent on kicking him out of the house and taking him and Mabel away from their dad, maybe Dipper turns on him and lashes out by taking the rift - taking Mabel's place in the original story. He can save his family by keeping them in Dipperland! With no Uncle to tear them apart and maybe there being nothing weird about him and his pretend dad having an unconventional relationship...

[watercat-atsea]

low effort dipford / dipstan edits because they are very funny to me and only me probably