#stanwrites

[amamiyar]

I LOVE U SO MUCH HAPPY BIRTHDAY <333

ELLE !! I LOVE YOU TOO !! THANK YOU SO MUCH SWEETHEART

[falaheewrites]

[text] …did you just send me a nude? // [text] Please? I love you. // [text] I don’t know why I said that. (aaron/rhett)

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text]: yes and it took forever.[text]: there's literally 52 pictures in my photo album that i didn't send you.[text]: so you better save it.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text]: i love you, too.[text]: but no, i'm not dressing up as santa this year for christmas.[text]: do you know how uncomfortable those fat suits are?[text]: so no, thanks.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text]: i don't know why you said that, either.[text]: now riley's teacher is going to think i tell him not to do his homework.[text]: i'm doing the talking next time.[text]: i love you, but you talk too much when you're nervous

[falaheewrites]

[text] This is upsetting my poop. // [text] You’re cute. // [text] She said that to you? Why? (chris/seth)

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text]: i'm so happy to know that you're comfortable enough with me to tell me when you're pooping.[text]: i'm sorry for upsetting your poop but this was urgent, okay.[text]: i don't have any sugar in my house. you would think i would, but i don't and i need it and i needed to tell someone.

[text] You’re cute.

[text]: if you weren't in the fire house and were here right now, you'd see the dumbest smile on my face.[text]: but noooo, you're too busy saving lives.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text]: probably because i called her a bitch since she said my cupcakes taste like ass.[text]: like i don't know about you, but ass doesn't taste that bad.[text]: not from my experience, at least.

[comerpwithme]

Slurred Words for all our ships or whichever u have the muse for ~

────── ❛❛ Nerd. He's a nerd. Y'know he likes astrology? What a nerd. Who's ever heard of a bodyguard that likes astrology? Not me, not me, I don't know, what a nerd. He's a hot nerd though, God, don't you think he's hot? It's like ---- like, I know I'm supposed to do everything I can to get him to quit, 'cause they always quit, they can never get too close to me or I have to find a way to push their limits, and like, I'm pretty sure I'm gon' sleep with him to get him to quit, but what if I like it? Scratch that, I know I'll like it. He's so fucking hot and he looks so pretty and I bet he doesn't even know what he's doing and God, I want to do all of the dirty things to him. So what if I like it enough to go again? And then again and again? 'Cause it's gonna happen, oh, you can be sure it's gonna happen, but when it does what if I can't get him to quit? What if I don't want him to quit? He's a problem, fuck, he's a big problem. My dad pro'ly saw him and was like, "good. he's young, he'll do" but no. No, he made the problem even bigger, because now I'm stuck with this hot nerd who follows me around all day and every time he smiles it's like fuckin' Christmas because he doesn't smile often, y'know, he doesn't like to smile or something, God knows what his problem is, but fuck, fuck, he's hot. He's so hot. And I like it when he smiles and sometimes he'll talk about the fuckin' stars or some shit and I actually like listenin' to him and are you hearing me right now? What the fuck is wrong with me? He's gotta go, I'm tellin' you, he's gotta go."

[ashleys1x1s]

# + $ for ruby/lucas pls <3

# for a random text

[text] wanna go see the world's biggest ball of yarn?[text] i know you've been dying to see the ocean, but come on, isn't a giant ball of yarn more exciting?[text] plus i heard they sell some pretty sweet t-shirts[text] alright we're definitely making a pit stop there whether you want to or not

+ for a loving text

[text] you know, i really like being around you, ruby.[text] and i'm not just saying that.[text] i don't like being around a whole lot of people, but i just like being around you.[text] no, i'm not drunk.

$ for a accidental text

[text] wait, peter, so she'd wanna go to a nice restaurant by the ocean, right?[text] oh that wasn't for you sorry

[comerpwithme]

✉ fOR BOTH OF WHOEVER YOU HAVE THE MUSE FOR IDK

five times my muse didn't text yours

[text] I love you, too. I'm sorry I can't say it out loud yet but I love you, too, Steve, I do.

[text] I told Becca about you today. Holy shit, she really wants to meet you. The thing is I haven't even told /you/ about Becca. But, you should know. I want to do the whole 'meet the family' thing with you. That's stupid, right?[text] No, no, no I'm not okay with us seeing other people, Rogers, are you so fucking stupid you can't see that I want to be with you more than anything in the world?[text] We should end this. I'm not good for you, Charming.[text] Being "just friends" with you is the worst thing I've ever had to go through. I just want to kiss you where you stand, fuck, Jesus Christ, Rogers.

and one time they did

[text] Sure, Charming. Bring a date. The more, the merrier.

[comerpwithme]

I LOVE U PLS DON'T DIVORCE ME

IDK. I MIGHT. I MIGHT BUT IMMA NEED TO THINK ON IT JUST GIVE ME SOME SPACE ELLE

[comerpwithme]

i'm not speaking to stanwrites she breaks my heart by breaking my character's poor lil fragile heart i can't do this anymore i am boycotting her