#star!anon

[actualbird]

haven’t started witch hat atelier yet but is qifrey into girls. do i have a chance. how young does he go (he looks to be 30-ish? which is at least a decade older than me and i can work with that). he’s so incredibly hot please tell me he’s into girls or is he a homosexual extraordinaire. or is he just olruggio-sexual. hell i want olruggio too while we’re at it

- ⭐ anon

im so sorry for laughing dear star anon but my first instinct upon reading "is qifrey into girls" was to CACKLE KJSFBJKBFKSDJFS

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH, in canon he does not have an explicit sexual orientation!! i personally hc him as homotron 3000 but ive seen others hc him as bi!! he uh. he does have a Whole Big Tragic Doomed Yaoi Thing with olruggio that i will not spoil but hey if you want olly too then maybe you can be their third. i see no difference, love is love

qifrey also doesnt have a canonical age but the fandom consensus, based on what ive seen, is that hes somewhere in his late 20s to early 30s!!

to end this ask with a joke, heres the funniest panels in witch hat atelier (no spoilers)

"be straight with me" BRO HE CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[echo1409]

hey echo! it's been a bit, how are things? - star anon

Hi, Star Anon. It has been a while! Things are good, I think. Rex got to take a nap, Jesse got glitter, Fives has had his 15 minutes in the limelight, and the men are having fun. I can't complain. It's a good atmosphere to be in.

How have you been, civilian?

[vonschweetz]

If he does go to another company (and I really hope he does. We all see how much wrestling means to him and I hope he doesn't let WWE ruin that for him) dammit I will follow him. He's such a talented wrestler, in ring and on mic -✨

He’s such a top guy and his work ethic is like no other. There is a reason he had the record for most matches wrestled even when he was injured for a majority of that time period.

He’s a man who puts the business and wrestling before himself. We’ve seen that. Companies would be dying to acquire him as talent and he’s proved time and time again (Especially with declining the pay raise) that money is no object to him.

He’s often said that wrestling owes him nothing but he owes wrestling everything. Well right now us as wrestling fans owe him everything. If this all true and we do lose one of the best talent’s that the wwe has ever seen after Mania I’ve got only one thing to tell him from the bottom of my heart:

Thank You Dean Ambrose.

[actualbird]

wha au where they’re all cats and happy and qifrey (or catfrey) loves licking/grooming his kitten apprentices and he gently bites their scruff to carry them one at a time and the girls/the kittens always prance at his feet wanting to be lifted by their scruff next :3 catfrey likes to groom and nuzzle catruggio too :3 and they all sleep together in a big pile

- ⭐ anon

THIS IS SO CUTE TO IMAGINE AAAAAAA WITCH CAT ATELIER MY BELOVED

i need to see art of this that uses this official art of them as critters

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[actualbird]

imagining all the possible ‘what-ifs’ if luke didn’t go to university at sixteen and instead stayed at school with rosa up until they graduate…. oughhhh all the high school romance shenanigans…. i joined the fandom pretty recently (around vyn’s fourth birthday) so i missed out a lottttt on older cards that touched on pre-dating lukerosa dynamics <\3

also since i’m already talking about it, is it canon that rosa’s admirers would ask luke to pass on their love letters for her and luke would hide them from rosa back when they were in school? or is it just a popular headcanon 🧐

- ⭐ anon

LITERALLLYYYYY HE COULDVE LIVED A NORMAL LIFE. HE COULDVE BEEN WITH HER AND NOT GOTTEN HIS ILLNESS AND NOT SHACKLED TO GOVERNMENT MILITARY SERVICE AND PTSD AUUUGHHHHHH

as for that detail about luke hiding rosa's love letters, YES THATS CANON LOL. i forgot which story he admitted to it but it is indeed canon. hes so fucking funny. i bet he set all those love letters on fire.

i HIGHLY recommend you check out lukerosa's pre-relationship cards!! the pre-relationship era is honestly my favorite era of theirs (because the pining was glorious and luke was still a cowardly liar) and many of my favorite stories are year 1 cards. if i could only choose 3 pre-relationship cards to recc to you, itd definitely be SSR Shape Of You, SSR Peaceful Place, and SR Star in the Palm.

[actualbird]

// nsfw

among the nxx men who do you think is most eager/enthusiastic to be pegged by rosa? for some reason i feel like it would be marius, he gives off ‘i want to please jiejie’ vibes

- ⭐️ anon

OH YEAH LOL DEFINITELY MARIUS IS NUMBER ONE. this is difficult because im a subby nxx men enjoyer so my first reaction answer was "all of them, all at once" but if i HADDDD to rank them

1 ) marius

hes a brat, hes such a brat, and he gets off on getting put in his place. while i love him as a dom sexmaster 3000, i also love him being a sub and rosa "punishing" him for all his teasing. thinking about marius shakily moaning "j-jie jie!" when she fully sheathes her strap into him.... mmmmHHmmm. rosa would probably dick him down fast and rough tee hee

2 ) luke

are we surprised? luke wants to serve, wants to be whatever rosa wants him to be. if rosa said jump, he'd say how high, if rosa said HUMP, he's say yes master go at it when she steps on his crotch. puppy wants master to give him a treat, so he really really really wants to get pegged by her, he'll act extraaaa nice and sweet to earn it and rosa dicks him down oh so indulgently, slowly, gently, to reward her sweet little puppy

3 ) artem

this is because i think artem is pretty vanilla in terms of kinks he'd want to be on the receiving end for. i think he prefers to give, he strikes me as a gentle top and dom. he would be down for it if rosa brought it up, but it doesnt come naturally to him. he wouldnt ask for it, he'd have to be approached for it.

4 ) vyn

hes a control freak. him? submit? ha! i have to laugh

(just kidding hes been shown to be subby quite a LOT in canon but this is my headcanon zone and i call the shots here)

[actualbird]

at his core marius is just a little boy who wants to see his big bro again ☹️ he’s only 21 years old, a year older than me. i still rely heavily on my parents, so i cant imagine how much marius relied on giann up until his disappearance, and how quickly he had to grow up and be independent☹️ he’s just a baby ☹️ dont imagine baby marius cuddling giann when he cant sleep and then fast forward to current marius slipping into gianns room when he cant sleep but this time he’s alone. giann’s scent isn’t even on the sheets or his clothes anymore ☹️

- ⭐ anon

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME NOT TO IMAGINE THAT HEARTBREAKING SCENE THAT I ASBOLUTELY DID END UP IMAGINING!!!! ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

im emotional about the von hagen brothers all the time. so very much, every single second. marius and giann were so close, giann was marius' closest confidant and supporter, and then one day he was gone. and marius had to grow up without him.... check out how hard i can cry PSSSHHHWWWWW

giann, this is a THREAT, you better be ALIVE or else i will genuinely CRY MY EYEBALLS OUT

[actualbird]

haluuuu zakkkk wishing that everything goes well during your medical check up 🫶 also pls start getting regular check ups within your means of course…. or you will receive one (1) angricheh point…. /silly

also hoping that your fursuit head turns out well with little to no hiccups during the creation process :D

- ⭐ anon

nooooo dont give me an angricheh point im just a little guyyyyy

thank you for the well wishes! i really do need to get regular check ups but for the past 6 years ive kinda just been like