echo | CT-1409

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[comdr-bly]

@echo1409 SHUT UP.

[echo1409]

THE KRIFF??

[comdr-bly]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TROOPER?????

[echo1409]

YEAH, I GOT A- *blinks* uh, Commander Bly. Sir. Hi.

Momentary lapse into delusion, Sir. Anything I can do for you?

[comdr-bly]

Oh, uh, *coughs.* Yeah actually, uh…

I just restyled my skirt. Does it look okay?

[echo1409]

Your, uh. Your what?

[comdr-bly]

My kriffing skirt, are you stupid?

[echo1409]

Your... skirt. Yes. Of course. The skirt. (??) Uh, what?

[comdr-bly]

…

Trooper, did you fall out of the growth tank a week early? I asked you a question.

Does. My. Skirt. Look. Okay.

[echo1409]

Uhh... Sir, with as much respect as possible, what the kriff is a skirt.

[comdr-bly]

What is a —

Are you toying with me, Echo?? *points to his kama* MY SKIRT?????

[echo1409]

*under his breath* kriffing cc's...

Sir. Yessir. Looks regulation standard.

[comdr-bly]

@echo1409 SHUT UP.

[echo1409]

THE KRIFF??

[comdr-bly]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TROOPER?????

[echo1409]

YEAH, I GOT A- *blinks* uh, Commander Bly. Sir. Hi.

Momentary lapse into delusion, Sir. Anything I can do for you?

[comdr-bly]

Oh, uh, *coughs.* Yeah actually, uh…

I just restyled my skirt. Does it look okay?

[echo1409]

Your, uh. Your what?

[comdr-bly]

My kriffing skirt, are you stupid?

[echo1409]

Your... skirt. Yes. Of course. The skirt. (??) Uh, what?

[comdr-bly]

…

Trooper, did you fall out of the growth tank a week early? I asked you a question.

Does. My. Skirt. Look. Okay.

[echo1409]

Uhh... Sir, with as much respect as possible, what the kriff is a skirt.

[comdr-bly]

@echo1409 SHUT UP.

[echo1409]

THE KRIFF??

[comdr-bly]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TROOPER?????

[echo1409]

YEAH, I GOT A- *blinks* uh, Commander Bly. Sir. Hi.

Momentary lapse into delusion, Sir. Anything I can do for you?

[comdr-bly]

Oh, uh, *coughs.* Yeah actually, uh…

I just restyled my skirt. Does it look okay?

[echo1409]

Your, uh. Your what?

[comdr-bly]

My kriffing skirt, are you stupid?

[echo1409]

Your... skirt. Yes. Of course. The skirt. (??) Uh, what?

[comdr-bly]

@echo1409 SHUT UP.

[echo1409]

THE KRIFF??

[comdr-bly]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TROOPER?????

[echo1409]

YEAH, I GOT A- *blinks* uh, Commander Bly. Sir. Hi.

Momentary lapse into delusion, Sir. Anything I can do for you?

[comdr-bly]

Oh, uh, *coughs.* Yeah actually, uh…

I just restyled my skirt. Does it look okay?

[echo1409]

Your, uh. Your what?

[comdr-bly]

@echo1409 SHUT UP.

[echo1409]

THE KRIFF??

[comdr-bly]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TROOPER?????

[echo1409]

YEAH, I GOT A- *blinks* uh, Commander Bly. Sir. Hi.

Momentary lapse into delusion, Sir. Anything I can do for you?

[comdr-bly]

@echo1409 SHUT UP.

[echo1409]

THE KRIFF??

[echo1409]

How many limbs do you have. And are you sure of that number?

At least one! That's exactly how many I would need to make your existence more miserable than it currently is. Thanks!

[echo1409]

If you could leave the 501st and start a new life, would you?

My life is with my brothers. I breathe, fight, sleep and will die by their side. There's nothing that could convince me to give this up.

[echo1409]

Oreo is a type of cookie. *hands him a box of oreos* here I think you’ll like them

Oh, thank you citizen! You know... Rex has gifted supplies moderated, but we can keep this little secret between you and me, yeah?

*he winks, then tears into the box and pops one into his mouth* interesting texture. Not dissimilar to a ra- *his mouth goes slack and his eyes go starry* mmm, Jango's bones! These are kriffing fantastic! *he starts shovelling the biscuits into his mouth at a frankly alarming rate, getting crumbs all over his blacks* by the Maker...

[echo1409]

Oh hey Blue Boy Who Tries to Kill Me! You haven’t tried to kill Owlie in a while, Owlie thought you might be sick.

Ugh, what the kark is that? *he lazily swings his blaster to point up at Owlie like a well-oiled cog, immediately firing off a few bolts before reaching for a grenade* Seppies getting desperate, huh?

[echo1409]

I lived di'kut.

@hevy-chaos-now

Hevy! *he exhales, deep and relieved* what, you not gonna give your favourite vod a hug?

[echo1409]

*wakes up coughing* force- damn it! What's a man gotta do for some water 'round here?

[coric-the-medic]

*approaches him and hands him a bottle of water* are you okay, vod?

[echo1409]

*grabs the water and chugs half of it down* felt like something crawled into my mouth and died. Eurgh. What happened last night?

[coric-the-medic]

With how you look, it might be a possibility *chuckles*. Ah, that's what's I was about to ask you, what do you remember about last night?

[echo1409]

Haha, thanks v- HEY! I always look "sickening". The Commander said so. Shut up. *he looks away, flushing* and I have almost no recollection... care to catch me up?

[coric-the-medic]

How would I know? I was just returning to the barracks late at night when I found you passed out in the entrance to the mess hall. Thought you were dead for a solid ten seconds until I saw you moving. Carried you to the barracks afterwards and been waiting for you to wake up.

[echo1409]

Thanks for picking me up, but I know you gossip with the officers, Coric. I can see right through you. What's it gonna cost me this time? Three stimpacks? I'm not giving you my dessert rations, so you better say yes!

[coric-the-medic]

Hmm? Me? Never! *smirks* But if you put it like that... I want your massager. And don't pretend you don't have one, I know you do! Carrying you all the loooong way back here is surely going to make me have a backache later on, are you going to let that happen? *makes an obviously fake sad face*

[echo1409]

Are you kidding? That's not even mine, I stole it from Hardcase! You medics are too smart for your own good, but... deal. *he glares, mock- menacingly, before smacking Coric on the back heartily* Now spill.

[coric-the-medic]

OUCH!!! You little k....

Oh? Okay I'll spill *smiles and quickly grabs the half empty water bottle and throws the content at Echo, answering him as he laughs runs away* that's for abandoning me in that store and running away because you didn't had the credits to pay for your stuff!!

[echo1409]

Wha- HEY, Coric you [redacted], get back here! *he scrambles up and promptly slips on all the water* FUC-

*he takes a deep breath, clambers to his feet and yanks his blaster out before giving chase* IT WAS FOR THE REPUBLIC!

[coric-the-medic]

*still running away, trying not to trip with the other clones* THE REPUBLIC ISN'T GOING TO GIVE ME BACK MY CREDITS *sees a random helmet on a table, grabs it and throws it back at Echo*

[echo1409]

*gets bonked on the head* CORIC, YOU [redacted], IT WAS ONLY SOME CREDITS! *he frogleaps over some clones that are playing sabacc, still running* WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU LEFT ME IN DEX'S WITH THOSE GIRLS, HUH? I DIDN'T TRY TO DROWN YOU IN RESPONSE!

[coric-the-medic]

BUT I WAS SAVING THEM FOR LATER!!!! *turns around a corner and slides under a big box some clones were carrying, continuing to run, now towards the medbay* AND NO YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, BUT YOU STOLE ALL THE MEDBAY'S SNACKS! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!

[echo1409]

YOU DON'T HAVE COOL HAIR OR ARMOUR, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SPEND THEM ON?! *he takes off his helmet and yeets it at Coric* AND I WAS HUNGRY! *he smacks his arm off the very same corner, then shoves the box clones out of his way* ISN'T THAT WHAT SNACKS ARE FOR? KIX SAID I COULD HELP MYSELF!!

[coric-the-medic]

*gasps* YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MY HAIR IS SOFTER THAN YOURS! *the helmet hits his legs and he trips, rolls to prevent a bad fall, and starts to get up again* YES BUT NOT ALL OF THEM!!!

[echo1409]

WHA- YOU TAKE THAT BACK, CORIC! *he runs impossibly faster, a determined look on his face* I SAID, TAKE IT BACK.

[coric-the-medic]

NEVER!! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! *gets to the medbay and starts closing the doors as soon as he gets inside*

[echo1409]

I'LL SCALP YOU, YOU FILTHY LIAR- *he bodily slams into the door, whining as he's knocked onto the ground* oww... hmph. *he contemplates for a moment, before pulling out his lightsaber and going to town* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

[coric-the-medic]

WHAT THE KRIFF?!!!!! STOP THAT OR I'LL CALL REX!! *pushes some beds into Echos direction to slow him down, looks around, sees the vents and jumps into them*

[tup-ika-5385]

*walks into the barracks, contentedly eating a ration bar with a look of boredom on his face*

*hears a crash and looks up to see all the chaos his ori’vode are causing before backing up silently, looking like a deer in the headlights and attempting to leave before he gets dragged into it*

[echo1409]

TUUUUP! *Echo takes the ration bar from him, bodily picks him up and throws him at @coric-the-medic across the beds* hey, you brought snacks! Thanks, vod'ika. *he takes a bite before firing wildly at the vents with his blaster*

[coric-the-medic]

ARGH!!! *manages to avoid being hit by the flying Tup as he gets into the vents* SORRY VOD'IKA I... AAAHHHH *falls to the ground as the part of the vents he was in collapses due to Echos blasts* OOF.. ECHO YOU [redacted] *doesn't get up but grabs some pillows and throws them at his face*

[echo1409]

*he winces in sympathy* damn, that looked like it hurt. You want a hand? *he steps over the debris with the intention of helping, but stops to pose* that was pretty cool, wasn't it? *flexes* I'm pretty cool, too- ow! *the pillow nails him in the face and he falls over again* low blow, [redacted]!

[coric-the-medic]

You think?! *chuckles* yes, yes of course you a- *laughs when Echo falls* ah! Glad you decided to make me some company down here, this floor is quite comfortable as you will notice, right Tup? *waits one (1) second for an answer before continuing*... Echo, I think you killed him.

[echo1409]

*he shuffles around a bit, before collapsing on top of Coric* mm yes, very comfortable... w- Tup?! Aw man, not again-! *he sighs, before kicking Tup lightly in the ribs* get up please

[tup-ika-5385]

*grumbles to himself about not signing up for the GAR so that his vode could use him as a bolo ball before reluctantly getting up* 

*pouts at Echo, borderline whining* You ate my ration bar! And no, Coric, the floor is not comfy, especially not with Echo kicking me like a bolo ball...

[coric-the-medic]

*realizes Echo will just crawl back again if he pushes him away so he let's him where he is, but punches him in the arm anyway* ow, be careful you...! I need to breath, you know?

*turns to look at Tup* try having him on top of you next time... Want to exchange places?

[tup-ika-5385]

*takes a look at Coric, squished under Echo and shakes his head with a small grin* Nah, I’d prefer to switch with Echo.

*flops on top of them both, more on Echo than Coric with a loud thump and a happy sigh* Much more comfy up here...

*insert fake yawn noises as Tup pretends to fall asleep on top of them*

[echo1409]

Luckily for everyone involved, shinies don't get to have opinions. *he ruffles Tup's hair with a spare hand, then contorts his leg around until he can kick one of the blankets off the pile of medbay beds, elbowing @coric-the-medic in the process*

You have a chrono, Coric? *he pulls the blanket over everyone, covering Tup's face and literally none of Coric* because I think it's bedtime.

[coric-the-medic]

Oof!! Echo you... *elbows him back*

I don't, now GET OFF!!! *tries to scramble away but can't get too far because he's being crushed* *sighs* I should've left you on that hallway where you were laying.

[echo1409]

Ah, sweet pain, such a beautiful reminder that we're alive. *he grins, then elbows Coric again* right, baar'ur'ika?

*shuffles after him* hey :( my pillow is running away... HEY >:( I would've been stepped on! Or worse, Rex could've found me! Then what would we have done?!

[echo1409]

You should get some sleep. What is it like 0200?

This is exactly what I was thinking! Fortunately, @coric-the-medic and @tup-ika-5385 are also clearly tired and so we will be retiring for the day night.

[echo1409]

hehe echo dumb af

You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid >:p

[echo1409]

*wakes up coughing* force- damn it! What's a man gotta do for some water 'round here?

[coric-the-medic]

*approaches him and hands him a bottle of water* are you okay, vod?

[echo1409]

*grabs the water and chugs half of it down* felt like something crawled into my mouth and died. Eurgh. What happened last night?

[coric-the-medic]

With how you look, it might be a possibility *chuckles*. Ah, that's what's I was about to ask you, what do you remember about last night?

[echo1409]

Haha, thanks v- HEY! I always look "sickening". The Commander said so. Shut up. *he looks away, flushing* and I have almost no recollection... care to catch me up?

[coric-the-medic]

How would I know? I was just returning to the barracks late at night when I found you passed out in the entrance to the mess hall. Thought you were dead for a solid ten seconds until I saw you moving. Carried you to the barracks afterwards and been waiting for you to wake up.

[echo1409]

Thanks for picking me up, but I know you gossip with the officers, Coric. I can see right through you. What's it gonna cost me this time? Three stimpacks? I'm not giving you my dessert rations, so you better say yes!

[coric-the-medic]

Hmm? Me? Never! *smirks* But if you put it like that... I want your massager. And don't pretend you don't have one, I know you do! Carrying you all the loooong way back here is surely going to make me have a backache later on, are you going to let that happen? *makes an obviously fake sad face*

[echo1409]

Are you kidding? That's not even mine, I stole it from Hardcase! You medics are too smart for your own good, but... deal. *he glares, mock- menacingly, before smacking Coric on the back heartily* Now spill.

[coric-the-medic]

OUCH!!! You little k....

Oh? Okay I'll spill *smiles and quickly grabs the half empty water bottle and throws the content at Echo, answering him as he laughs runs away* that's for abandoning me in that store and running away because you didn't had the credits to pay for your stuff!!

[echo1409]

Wha- HEY, Coric you [redacted], get back here! *he scrambles up and promptly slips on all the water* FUC-

*he takes a deep breath, clambers to his feet and yanks his blaster out before giving chase* IT WAS FOR THE REPUBLIC!

[coric-the-medic]

*still running away, trying not to trip with the other clones* THE REPUBLIC ISN'T GOING TO GIVE ME BACK MY CREDITS *sees a random helmet on a table, grabs it and throws it back at Echo*

[echo1409]

*gets bonked on the head* CORIC, YOU [redacted], IT WAS ONLY SOME CREDITS! *he frogleaps over some clones that are playing sabacc, still running* WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU LEFT ME IN DEX'S WITH THOSE GIRLS, HUH? I DIDN'T TRY TO DROWN YOU IN RESPONSE!

[coric-the-medic]

BUT I WAS SAVING THEM FOR LATER!!!! *turns around a corner and slides under a big box some clones were carrying, continuing to run, now towards the medbay* AND NO YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, BUT YOU STOLE ALL THE MEDBAY'S SNACKS! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!

[echo1409]

YOU DON'T HAVE COOL HAIR OR ARMOUR, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SPEND THEM ON?! *he takes off his helmet and yeets it at Coric* AND I WAS HUNGRY! *he smacks his arm off the very same corner, then shoves the box clones out of his way* ISN'T THAT WHAT SNACKS ARE FOR? KIX SAID I COULD HELP MYSELF!!

[coric-the-medic]

*gasps* YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MY HAIR IS SOFTER THAN YOURS! *the helmet hits his legs and he trips, rolls to prevent a bad fall, and starts to get up again* YES BUT NOT ALL OF THEM!!!

[echo1409]

WHA- YOU TAKE THAT BACK, CORIC! *he runs impossibly faster, a determined look on his face* I SAID, TAKE IT BACK.

[coric-the-medic]

NEVER!! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! *gets to the medbay and starts closing the doors as soon as he gets inside*

[echo1409]

I'LL SCALP YOU, YOU FILTHY LIAR- *he bodily slams into the door, whining as he's knocked onto the ground* oww... hmph. *he contemplates for a moment, before pulling out his lightsaber and going to town* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

[coric-the-medic]

WHAT THE KRIFF?!!!!! STOP THAT OR I'LL CALL REX!! *pushes some beds into Echos direction to slow him down, looks around, sees the vents and jumps into them*

[tup-ika-5385]

*walks into the barracks, contentedly eating a ration bar with a look of boredom on his face*

*hears a crash and looks up to see all the chaos his ori’vode are causing before backing up silently, looking like a deer in the headlights and attempting to leave before he gets dragged into it*

[echo1409]

TUUUUP! *Echo takes the ration bar from him, bodily picks him up and throws him at @coric-the-medic across the beds* hey, you brought snacks! Thanks, vod'ika. *he takes a bite before firing wildly at the vents with his blaster*

[coric-the-medic]

ARGH!!! *manages to avoid being hit by the flying Tup as he gets into the vents* SORRY VOD'IKA I... AAAHHHH *falls to the ground as the part of the vents he was in collapses due to Echos blasts* OOF.. ECHO YOU [redacted] *doesn't get up but grabs some pillows and throws them at his face*

[echo1409]

*he winces in sympathy* damn, that looked like it hurt. You want a hand? *he steps over the debris with the intention of helping, but stops to pose* that was pretty cool, wasn't it? *flexes* I'm pretty cool, too- ow! *the pillow nails him in the face and he falls over again* low blow, [redacted]!

[coric-the-medic]

You think?! *chuckles* yes, yes of course you a- *laughs when Echo falls* ah! Glad you decided to make me some company down here, this floor is quite comfortable as you will notice, right Tup? *waits one (1) second for an answer before continuing*... Echo, I think you killed him.

[echo1409]

*he shuffles around a bit, before collapsing on top of Coric* mm yes, very comfortable... w- Tup?! Aw man, not again-! *he sighs, before kicking Tup lightly in the ribs* get up please

[tup-ika-5385]

*grumbles to himself about not signing up for the GAR so that his vode could use him as a bolo ball before reluctantly getting up* 

*pouts at Echo, borderline whining* You ate my ration bar! And no, Coric, the floor is not comfy, especially not with Echo kicking me like a bolo ball...

[coric-the-medic]

*realizes Echo will just crawl back again if he pushes him away so he let's him where he is, but punches him in the arm anyway* ow, be careful you...! I need to breath, you know?

*turns to look at Tup* try having him on top of you next time... Want to exchange places?

[tup-ika-5385]

*takes a look at Coric, squished under Echo and shakes his head with a small grin* Nah, I’d prefer to switch with Echo.

*flops on top of them both, more on Echo than Coric with a loud thump and a happy sigh* Much more comfy up here...

*insert fake yawn noises as Tup pretends to fall asleep on top of them*

[echo1409]

Luckily for everyone involved, shinies don't get to have opinions. *he ruffles Tup's hair with a spare hand, then contorts his leg around until he can kick one of the blankets off the pile of medbay beds, elbowing @coric-the-medic in the process*

You have a chrono, Coric? *he pulls the blanket over everyone, covering Tup's face and literally none of Coric* because I think it's bedtime.

[echo1409]

hey holonet, why are clones so warm?

[moonvixenart]

Echo from unfinished story reels 💙 This is my interpretation of his look, he’s now healthy and his hair grows again 😭

Edit - uhhh, I love this art personally, but I made so many mistakes, aaaaaa….