Hey Yuri, who’s the hottest guy HONESTLY 👀
“Ohhhh, how could I possibly decide, men are just hotter than they have any right to be, don’t you agree? Just look at them! They are all marvellous!I Hajime, Shinji, Tsurugi, Teruya, Syobai, Nikei, Mikado, Kokichi, I just-”
He interrupted himself, thinking about it: “If I had to choose one....maybe Nikei? I can carry him around and stuff! But Hajime and Shinji would also be great! They can protect me if I were to get kidnapped again and they are ripped! I can use them as pillows they are probably super comfy and warm!” He swooned for a bit, sighing dreamily.
“Oh thank god this is over. If you excuse me now, I need to lock myself away and avoid all human contact, this is so embarrassing!”
His arm extended and opened his door He hurried through and quickly slammed it shut, screaming into his pillow on the bed again.
At least he had a clear head again?