Thanks to staraeth for tagging me!
Sexual Orientation: As straight as my hair lmao. As in not staight and kinky af amirite hahHaAa it’s funny bc I am sexually inexperienced… haHahaHahha ahhhh okay. Lol but seriously depending on your definition Bi or Pan… I’ve never met every gender and never will. But I dont think gender matters much to me. doesnt really account for much anyway being demi and all, like okay you are going to feel slightly broken for a good 17 years of your life and then be blessed with the knowledge that later on you will fall for ‘someone you have a pre-established bond with’ So most likely a friend. Wow gee whizz m8 that sounds fuckin fantastic where the fUck do I sign. UuHuHUuuJHhUhHGGggHHhhH.
romantic orientation: Literally anyone of any gender at all who will pet my hair and feed me icecream and kiss my face and also not be a massive wang its really not difficult the bar is so low it is a trAVesty that I am single hOnestly I- Okay no thats a lie I’m picky af and obviously I have gender preferences and need to know you irl and am not really out on the prowl but still… trAvesty :’)
favorite color(s): like mid blues… p much all blues… and the colour of clouds at sunset and the colour of white flowers in a full moon and also clouds at all times tbh bc damn clouds are cool man…
lucky number: 37
first word that comes to mind: Pillow (mine is so uncomfortable) :(
one place that makes me happy: Anywhere my friends are… oh and okay theres this place I used to go with my dog and its off to the side of a reservoir all tucked away next to a river with all these gorgeous dragonflies and bramblebushes and theres a mossy tree that you can climb and lie in and I used to sit up there if I got sad and write song lyrics that would always be forgotten by the time I got home while listening to my dog muck around in the river… that place is really nice. Also that llama farm that I walked to w caitlin bc hellooo llamas.
favorite characters: hmm… okay so literally all of Will Graham’s dogs esp Winston. Korra. Winnie the Pooh and all affiliated characters. Korra again bc I’m in love w Korra. Roald Dahl’s Matilda. Korra and Asami. Any one of the gaang inc Suki bc she is bae. Korra’s left and right biceps. And all dogs featured in all programmes ever up to and including the chihuahua in mean girls that bites regina’s mom on the tiddy.
favorite food: Frozen raspberries, dried raspberries, actual raspberries… I like raspberries.
favorite drink(s): tea, mocha, blue wkd, anything strong enough to make me start spouting drunken biology… it’s a gift.
favorite book: Do u want to be here all week?
dream wedding: Idk man. I have an idea of the sort of dress; I stumbled upon 'Anna Campbell’ while looking for prom dresses and holy hell. I want. But yeah there’s a small part of me that wants like every kind of wedding but rn it’s all outsidey forest nymph level shit w flower crowns under a cute lil arch with that cool circle segment arrangement of seats like yeah! idk man its cool. But I live in feckin england bruh. Its gonna rain. Got damn.
Dream Job: Professional dog petter. Pay me thousands of dollars an hour to pet your dogs. Please. Its my only talent. Okay but seriously I do acc want to become a vet but lets get through A levels yo :’)
I tag: boo u caitlin u took out like half the ppl I know irl 😘 yourcoolfriendwithallthecandy gibbythesecond halenahaloway dupreerose alaburn89 kanamesharisen
I know a fair few of u are already all grown up and married in which case please describe your wedding in enough detail to make me cry especially if your name is Chelsea ;3
*Varric voice* DO THE THING! 😂
