#starberrybright

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I'm an incredibly healthy person, Mr. Schuester. I'm positive it was from the lackluster food. As for Noah -- there's a stunning lack of kosher options, and as a devout Jewish man, he's not comfortable with some of the things offered to us. It would be disrespectful to deny him his right to a proper meal.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Rachel, I never said you weren’t. I’ll talk to Emma and she’ll take you two in tomorrow. And… 

Well, I guess I just find that hard to believe considering the things I’ve seen him scarf down before, but I’m not denying anyone anything. Like I said, I’ll talk to her tomorrow and she’ll take you two in. 

[roar-wildcard-blog]

With all due respect, you're not the one eating the vegan options, I am. While they're somewhat satisfying, they're not up to the standards I'm used to, and just last night, I was in the bathroom for hours after eating what they tried to convince me was 'tofu'. Needless to say, shopping for some healthier, cleaner choices (with the assistance of Miss Pillsbury, of course) would make me and my fellow peers feel better about our current situation.

Right, well, I’m really sorry to hear about your bathroom troubles. Are you sure it was from the tofu and not something else? I really doubt you’re going to find healthier options out there than what the great cooks of camp can prepare for you, but if it’s really going to make you feel better, then I can’t say no. What, does Puck not like the vegan options either?