CAPYBARA SHENANIGANS PT 3.
Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.
❝RUN RUN FROM THE BABYSITTER - not yet though❞ ❝I NEED SO MANY TOKENS.❞ ❝I'm expensive hired help.❞ ❝The hyper fixation is strong with me today but the braincell is fickle.❞ ❝i bet it tastes like candle wax❞ ❝[NAME] PUT THE VIBE AWAY❞ ❝I'M SO GOOD AT BREAKING THINGS❞ ❝I don't go here, I'm just the babysitter❞ ❝I recognize this cleared up nothing, but there you go. ❝I'm not a sign, I'm an omen❞ ❝I'd say "are y'all okay", but. I know you're not, so. ❝I swear to god, go to sleep❞ ❝subtlety, thy name is me❞ ❝if I got anything other than cat photos over snapchat, i'd nuke someone from orbit❞ ❝look, sometimes we gotta be extra for the drama❞ -walks back in- ❝AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT THE FUCK❞ ❝I'm a very excited Sugar Plum Fairy❞ ❝yes good. now explain what you broke.❞ ❝Remember the air holes!❞ ❝LISTEN TO THE SNEAKY INTERNET ALGORITHM❞ ❝I really really REALLY wanna try obama❞ ❝I am the rare, limited edition spouse❞ ❝yes hi i identify as shenanigans❞ ❝even the elder gods have no power in Florida❞ ❝why did that deal me psychic damage❞ ❝my accidental legacy, but yes.❞ ❝I can't be a godless whore at work.❞ ❝We’re the ones walking uninvited into the monster’s house.❞ ❝If [name] giveths [name] can taketh❞ ❝THE BABYSITTER! RUN!❞