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[visvivathms]

THE TINIEST DETAILS: CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS

do they drive? if so, do they enjoy driving or do they hate it? or somewhere in between?

if they drive, where is their favorite location to drive to?

if they drive, do they own a vehicle? if so, what make and model?

what bumper stickers do they have on their car?

what paintings and/or posters are on their walls?

what is a song they listen to with the windows rolled down, turned all the way up, on the highway?

is there an artform they've always wanted to try (glassblowing, woodworking, painting, ect) but never have? if so, what about that artform speaks to them?

what time of day do they usually start getting sleepy?

do they catch a second wind? if so, what is their method for catching it (napping, drinking coffee, exercising, ect)?

are they a nap person? if so, how long are their naps? do they set a 20 minute timer and wake up before it? or set no timer and wake up in the middle of the night?

what is the most obscure book they've read?

what is a book that interested them so much they took it with them to the bathroom?

what did the air smell like during their childhood?

what is a core memory from their childhood that they look back on fondly and for comfort?

when was the last time they were held, and truly held, for several minutes? who was it with?

do they meditate? if not, have they ever tried? how did it go?

how many pennies and quarters do they have in their couch?

how dusty is their home? spotless, lived-in, dust bunny haven?

what is their favorite chocolate bar?

do they like their brownies fudgy or cakey? or not at all, and only want the crusts?

whats that one weird food combination that everyone else thinks is gross but they think is delicious?

where do they put their shoes when they come home from a long day?

after a vacation, do they immediately unpack or slowly retrieve items from their suitcase until its empty?

how often do they do self-reflection?

are they more afraid of being alone with themselves or with others?

have they ever had a near death experience? if so, what was it?

out of all the subjects in school, which was their favorite? which one did they excel at?

how many alarms do they have set on their phone? what is their alarm ringtone?

do they fart in front of other people? or do they hide their farts?

do they have to see any specialist doctors? if so, do they have a strong bond with their doctor or do they dislike them?

what is their favorite seasoning?

what is their favorite sauce?

how spicy is spicy for them? (pepper, jalepeno, ghost pepper, ect)

how long do they let the dishes go unwashed?

how much laundry do they accumulate before doing it?

what shampoo, conditioner, cologne/perfume and deodorant do they use?

[mcflymemes]

DRAMATIC & PROTECTIVE RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS *  for the ones who want to keep you safe from harm

get behind me.

go inside and lock the door and don't come out until i say so.

are you all right? where are you hurt?

over my dead body.

i promised them i'd keep you safe.

i sleep better when you're next to me.

are you serious? i'm not letting you risk your life.

don't go. it's safer here.

i should have been here. this is my fault.

here. take this gun. don't pull the trigger unless it's absolutely necessary.

they told me to watch you.

i won't let anyone lay a hand on you.

stay close to me.

i'm not worth saving. please.

can you stay? just for a little while? it would help.

it's too dangerous out there.

i thought i'd lost you.

can you hear me? hello? where are you?

they're all afraid of me.

they told me you'd be trouble. clearly that was an understatement.

one of us has to make it out of here.

is that a bruise?

get back. get back right now.

did they touch you?

i already lost you once. i'm not going to lose you again.

a few more steps. we're nearly there. i've got you.

where does it hurt? let me see.

oh my god, you're covered in blood.

i love you, but you have to go.

climb on my back. i'll carry you.

i wish you'd stay.

i slept here all night. i couldn't leave you.

stay with me. i can keep you safe.

no. i've made my decision. you're staying here.

holy shit. are you okay? what the hell happened?

we have to get inside right now.

quick! hide! in here!

if they know you're with me, they'll leave you alone.

if they attack again, we'll be ready.

this never should have happened.

i want you to run, okay? run and don't look back.

you're all right. you're safe. it's over.

i'll feel better once you're out of this.

i don't have nightmares when you're here.

where have you been? i've been calling you all night.

your phone went straight to voicemail. what's going on?

i don't want anything to happen to you.

i can't stand the thought of losing you.

i won't let them touch you.

when we met, i promised myself i'd keep you safe.

where'd they go? i'll give them a piece of my mind.

here. squeeze my hand if it hurts.

i'll lay beside you.

no. it's non-negotiable. you're staying here.

i don't want you to die, okay?

listen to me! i know what i'm doing!

i can't lose you again!

do you hear me? i love you! i've always loved you.

i've got you. i'm right here.

can i stay? i'll take the couch.

tell them you're with me.

you can make it. i believe in you.

are you kidding me? who decided this?

here, i'll pick you up.

get back in the car. i'll handle this.

if anyone can do it, it's you.

let me carry you to safety.

i don't do well when you're away.

[kirbyprompts]

𝐆𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐏 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏) 𝐒𝟐𝐄𝟑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel free to change the prompts as you see fit!

❝we’ll go somewhere else.❞

❝who are you now that things have been turned inside out?❞

❝your effort has not gone unnoticed.❞

❝everything okay?❞

❝are you really going to keep playing pacifist while rome burns?❞

❝i’m taking the high road.❞

❝there’s no such thing as a one sided war.❞

❝i don’t care about some fake war with a fake rival.❞

❝you didn’t have to make it awkward.❞

❝can we talk about your mom? because i want to make sure she likes me.❞

❝how did you get in?❞

❝you can’t explore barren ground.❞

❝i get to meet your dad? the man behind your origin story?❞

❝maybe ‘crash and burn’ is a good place to stop.❞

❝everything’s fallen apart.❞

❝you should use less words.❞

❝i know you are nervous about making a good impression.❞

❝if i wanted cbd i’d go to cvs.❞

❝why does everything have to be a battle?❞

❝you didn’t answer my call.❞

❝is honesty really the best policy? let’s find out.❞

❝i’m always burdening you with bad news.❞

❝we just have to be patient with each other. trust takes time to rebuild.❞

❝it’s been so nice spending the afternoon getting to know you.❞

❝i’m so glad that you’re finding new hobbies.❞

❝how lovely to be dragged down by you.❞

❝this party has flatlined. time of death 7:32pm.❞

❝you need to do what you do best. cross borders and boundaries.❞

❝i have a strong aversion to drama.❞

❝should we ambush him with a polygraph machine? i have zipties in my bag.❞

❝are you busy tonight? i need your help.❞

❝nice to see a friendly face.❞

❝quite a scene out there. how can i help you to avoid one here?❞

❝why are you here and what will it take for you to leave?❞

❝proximity isn’t prominence.❞

❝this is supposed to be a dignified affair.❞

❝you owe me an explanation.❞

❝have you seen the view from the roof? it’s incredible this time of year.❞

❝i’m going to give you one more chance to give me the truth.❞

❝can we save the family showdown for home?❞

❝a woman after my own dark heart.❞

❝we would be unstoppable.❞

❝it’s the illusion that matters. not reality.❞

❝now that you know that i’m a liar, feel free to leave.❞

❝it’s human nature for us to convince ourselves that the things we’re doing are noble when they’re selfish.❞

❝i can’t believe i’m saying this but i’m proud of you.❞

❝why don’t you get some rest and we’ll talk about this tomorrow?❞

❝life around us is never smooth and you’re only going to be able to hide that for so long before it explodes all over you.❞

❝i will never be able to unsee that.❞

❝what good is it in saving mother earth if you can’t revel in her earthly delights?❞

❝i should probably be going.❞

❝none of us are as bad as we think we are.❞

❝some of us are worse.❞

❝now’s not the best time.❞

❝take it we’re still not speaking?❞

❝i think i’d rather just spend the night with you two at home.❞

❝hope is fragile and trust is elusive.❞

❝i was worried i wasn’t going to see you before you left.❞

[kirbyprompts]

𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐓 𝟏

content warnings: alcohol, drinking, killing, death, murder. feel free to change prompts as necessary!

❝i feel like it’s my responsibility to stop them.❞

❝i ask people if i can trust them, they say yes, and then they trick me! or they use me to do bad things.❞

❝this seems like a very large task for one person.❞

❝i almost died today, motherfuckers. i almost died.❞

❝well, only one place to go and that’s down.❞

❝stay put. don’t move.❞

❝hi! want some booze?❞

❝you seem to have such an affinity for cute things.❞

❝anyone else feel like going for a swim?❞

❝as long as you don’t mind dying, sure.❞

❝we are the worst people.❞

❝i respect you and your intentions, but your caution does not get to control other people’s destinies.❞

❝there’s only so many burdens we can bear before we’re just asking for failure.❞

❝you did check for traps, right?❞

❝no! i’m opening it. fuck off grandpa!❞

❝maybe you’re cursed.❞

❝how did you survive?❞

❝we solved the mystery.❞

❝light the damn sticks of dynamite, just do it!❞

❝i don’t know what i’m doing. just go with it.❞

❝should i burn it?❞

❝you faded away there for a second. are you good?❞

❝let's focus on the good things in our lives.❞

❝is there anything of use or value here at all?❞

❝things are looking up.❞

❝earlier you said i could talk to you whenever i want. and i thank you for that.❞

❝that’s a good name. names are important.❞

❝i’ll take out everyone!❞

❝wake up, there’s an ambush!❞

❝are you bullshitting me?❞

❝we’re doing what we need to survive.❞

❝if you’re going to do bad things, at least work for someone who’s rich and doing bad things! don’t just steal from people on the road, that’s stupid!❞

❝only steal from grumpy people!❞

❝i was trying to be jovial, i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have tried that.❞

❝there’s nothing better than waking up in the morning with no pants and flowers in your hair.❞

❝i’ve never been here, but i’ve heard stories.❞

❝where do the best parties happen?❞

❝laughter and music? i don’t trust laughter and music.❞

❝have you ever been dancing before?❞

❝is this your first time here?❞

❝sorry to interrupt your incessant flirting. can i please have a damn drink?❞

❝if you drink enough you won’t remember either way.❞

❝was it someone special?❞

❝i’ve never thought of you as an optimistic person, but that’s a very positive way of looking at things.❞

❝you are not going to pass out on the street.❞

❝what’s the thing you’re most proud of?❞

❝am i allowed to rob him?❞

❝you look like you’ve got an honest face.❞

❝it’s fine. you’re not in any danger.❞

❝hi, i’m here to take care of your spinny death problem.❞

❝i don’t think they’re going to let me in.❞

❝i’m quite sure. did i stutter?❞

❝can’t we just please go kill your damn death robot?❞

❝i can speak when i have to.❞

❝is that your blood or is that mine?❞

❝the only thing that’s magical here is you.❞

❝sometimes the people who help you are the least expected.❞

❝my entire life has been plans being made for me.❞

❝i don’t think you and i have the same plan, but they might overlap. i will be willing to help you.❞

❝let’s make a pact that if either one of us does something stupid, we’re each other’s failsafes.❞

❝i don’t think i want to hurt anymore people and i don’t think you want to either.❞

❝i think i can help you. i think you can help me. i think we can do some good here.❞

❝if i left, i would find my way back to you.❞

❝i do better with you around.❞

❝for all the visions, the darkness out there, it’s good to know that somehow we’re all putting a little bit of light out there too.❞

❝i have a question. does anyone have booze?❞

❝i’m trying this thing where i’m trying to be more polite.❞

❝i am the greatest detective of all time! i took one drink and solved the case!❞

❝you’re going to be a fucking piece of work.❞

❝i’m more than happy to kill something at this point. i have some aggression to work out.❞

❝do we want to stay in the haunted house?❞

❝that’s the most fucked up shit i’ve ever seen.❞

❝truly nothing escapes your astute observation.❞

❝i thought we were getting to know each other.❞

❝did you have a happy home life growing up?❞

❝i’ll help you try to get revenge on your vague past.❞

❝how about you tell me one fact about you and i tell you one about me?❞

❝what’s the best lie you’ve ever told?❞

❝you are a good friend to have and a terrible enemy to make.❞

❝i didn’t know! i’m sorry. i’m sorry. i didn’t know.❞

❝i’m not walking away from this.❞

❝it’s funny how the good people can make us assholes feel so small.❞

❝i think you’re supposed to say some stuff about how good they were and how many people loved them, and what a wonderful life they had, but i don’t think any of that is true.❞

❝i thought you were talking to yourself again.❞

❝are you willing to kill?❞

❝i have lost people before. i have found ways to find them in nature.❞

❝this is my first time trying to be more than i am.❞

❝you and i, we’re going to survive this.❞

❝i don’t have any family; you’re the closest thing i have.❞

❝you may be kind of weird but you’re also nice.❞

❝i am nauseous. let’s go kill a bunch of people.❞

❝i would like to hug you.❞

❝usually when people come here, it is because of some great tragedy. how can i alleviate your pain?❞

❝i’m gonna take a guess: you don’t leave here very much do you?❞

❝violence is extremely natural.❞

❝i’m canonically a coward!❞

❝oh this is going wonderful.❞

❝you don’t need to do this if you don’t want to.❞

❝brave. dead. it’s semantics, really.❞

❝they. are. going. to. die.❞

❝it’s not your fault.❞

❝this won’t happen again.❞

❝i would have laid down my life for you.❞

❝i’m sorry i wasn’t faster.❞

❝it looks better on you.❞

❝you can cook?❞

❝leave me alone. i’m reading.❞

❝i would feel a little safer if i knew a little bit more about you.❞

❝i’ll find you when i’m ready.❞

❝most people in my life leave.❞

❝there is always a cost.❞

❝i made the earth remember him.❞

❝congratulations on being alive.❞

❝you cannot blame yourself when you are taken advantage of.❞

❝i have people i want to find and things i want to remedy.❞

❝i feel like you should embrace the morbidity of life.❞

❝afraid? i’m not afraid of anything!❞

❝did you see what i did?❞

❝why didn’t you come?❞

❝you promise you won’t leave?❞

❝i don’t think i’ve ever come across magic like that.❞

❝things that are unknown are notably able to draw dangerous and inquiring eyes and minds.❞

❝just so you know, i think i can punch ghosts now.❞

❝i just know if i saw a ghost, i would want to punch it. ghosts are scary.❞

❝it’s easier to steal things when you can pay for them with money.❞

❝this is not where i am supposed to be.❞

❝i have no specific destination in mind.❞

❝i’ll go where you go.❞

❝what do you want to know?❞

❝well i can’t go home.❞

❝we stick together.❞

❝we have things we need to do and we don’t have forever to do them.❞

❝you know what i’ve done.❞

❝sometimes you have to take a big risk if it’s that important.❞

❝you can’t just sneak up on a person!❞

❝sorry, just figured you’d want some company.❞

❝i've always loved the water.❞

❝feels good to be back, yeah?❞

[kirbyprompts]

𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐓 𝟐

from critical role's the mighty nein episodes 34-71. feel free to change prompts as you see fit!

❝do they know you?❞

❝do they check weapons at the door, or anything like that?❞

❝i want to see how strong you’ve gotten.❞

❝well, how do i look?❞

❝i like myself just the way i am.❞

❝call this your home so long as you’d like to stay.❞

❝do you still love them?❞

❝love is a funny thing.❞

❝can you recommend any bookstores here?❞

❝hey, crime boss, are you my dad?❞

❝i don’t want people to know i’m still alive.❞

❝you’re asking a lot of questions for a person i just met.❞

❝i think you could snap me like a twig.❞

❝i think, perhaps, it’s destiny. do you believe in destiny?❞

❝i don’t have any dreams at night. is that worrisome?❞

❝it is funny how you keep showing up like a bad penny.❞

❝please don’t kill me.❞

❝i didn’t expect you to come in here and slaughter my contacts.❞

❝who were you supposed to deliver this to?❞

❝you’re not afraid of dying, are you?❞

❝is life always this directionless?❞

❝sometimes the things that are the most beautiful are the things that can hurt you the worst.❞

❝out of idle curiosity why have you been trying to butter me up?❞

❝i thought i had you figured out.❞

❝we’re about to be boarded by fucking pirates.❞

❝i am trying to process this as quickly as i can.❞

❝is there food in this bitch?❞

❝do you want to control the sea?❞

❝how many dudes you think you killed?❞

❝how many fingers am i holding up?❞

❝get out of there!❞

❝these days i’ve spent with you are the most exciting of my entire life.❞

❝this was the worst day of my life.❞

❝i’m getting used to the idea that this wouldn’t be a test if it was easy.❞

❝i think the world is shaping you into something important and i want to make sure that you get to wherever you need to be.❞

❝okay, i feel like shit, so i’m going to bed.❞

❝what was your first kiss like?❞

❝don’t fire on them unless they fire on us, you understand?❞

❝sometimes you can be nice to people too.❞

❝you better be sure this is something you want to die for.❞

❝if you’re lying to me, i’ll slit your throat.❞

❝pleasure to meet you. i have the feeling you’re having a really bad day.❞

❝just keep your mouth shut for like 30 damn seconds.❞

❝this is very dangerous to give to you, but you’re the perfect person to have it.❞

❝i was born to be a cannoneer.❞

❝have you ever sacrificed anything in order to achieve a greater goal?❞

❝i was alone for a long time and ran from everything.❞

❝i feel like a fool much of the time.❞

❝i could fill a book with what i don’t know.❞

❝what if we can never go home?❞

❝this is the best plan we’ve ever had!❞

❝i’m going to summon a demon.❞

❝no, really! she was a really bad person before we killed her and everyone on the boat!❞

❝i’m not an asshole. i’m asshole adjacent.❞

❝of course it’s minimalizing. have you met me? everything i do is minimizing.❞

❝do you ever feel like your relationship with your cat is hindering building stronger relationships with human people?❞

❝i understand when i’m being condescended to! even when i’m drunk!❞

❝hey. sorry for being a dick. bye.❞

❝i go where the wind goes.❞

❝yeah, i’m not a happy guy.❞

❝that’s what we do, we seek out active doom.❞

❝to be perfectly honest, yes, there were quite a few people chasing me.❞

❝best not to call attention.❞

❝i will so gladly introduce you to my cat because i’m very fond of him and love for people to meet him.❞

❝we’re running! it’s bad!❞

❝it was nice to meet you and nearly die next to you.❞

❝i’ve always heard that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but i feel pretty fucking weak right now.❞

❝i think i oddly feel the most comfortable when things are a fraction away from going terribly wrong.❞

❝my mother was a big believer in the buddy system.❞

❝got to be careful with what risks you take, but without risks, you’re never going to get what you want.❞

❝in my loneliness i just turned to anger.❞

❝sometimes you’re running towards something so fast that you can’t remember why you’re running in the first place.❞

❝i get nervous to get close to people because i feel like i lose them.❞

❝i’m either very unlucky or cursed, and i don’t believe in luck.❞

❝don’t forget me. i won’t forget you.❞

❝if you hear the signal, run. you remember the signal? it’s ‘AHHHHHHH'❞

❝don’t turn evil, okay? but if you do, i’ll still be your friend. i mean, it’s okay. you know, some people are evil. it’s okay. just don’t turn evil to me.❞

❝sometimes it sounds like you don’t have much love for home.❞

❝we need to know the ones we love.❞

❝i guess it’s easier to pretend like you don’t care.❞

❝you would do anything for love.❞

❝i would protect you.❞

❝do we look like tourists?❞

❝that could have gone much worse.❞

❝why does it feel like everyone here is hitting on me, but also insulting me at the same time?❞

❝what? why are you looking at me like that?❞

❝i operate alone. that’s how i survived this long.❞

❝i’m a danger to you by proximity, as much as you are a danger to me.❞

❝how was i supposed to get better? you fucking left!❞

❝now, i see great possibility in you. you have potential. but you need to listen to me and think before you act.❞

❝your rash, intense behavior will be your downfall.❞

❝no one has to see what you’re doing is good, as long as it is good.❞

❝i do not do this for accolades. i do this because i serve the purpose to provide a better world for those who. cannot defend themselves.❞

❝i can’t tell your morning voice apart from your just-almost-died voice.❞

❝if you ask, the worst they can do is say no, and throw you in prison, and you’ll never see your family again.❞

❝we are exiles in every sense of the word.❞

❝you made the right call. i’m very proud of you.❞

❝what would you have done differently?❞

❝for the first time in a really long time, i feel hopeful.❞

❝now that i’m with you, i don’t know how i could be apart from you.❞

❝oh boy, i don’t understand anything that’s going on.❞

❝i trust your heart. it’s in a good place.❞

❝i think you might be wrong. i can’t say it with 100% certainty, but you might be.❞

❝i had a very bad dream.❞

❝i think i’ve done something very bad and i don’t remember.❞

❝have i done something terrible?❞

❝i am talking to you as one accomplished liar to another.❞

❝this is our family now and we are looking out for eachother.❞

❝we can remake ourselves into something better.❞

❝those things were fucking scary as fuck!❞

❝it’s a tomb with an exit. that’s the worst kind.❞

❝maybe we shouldn’t go in. let’s just go back.❞

❝i know you lost your family. we can be your new one.❞

❝i’m just doing my best.❞

❝i’ve never seen you get scared.❞

❝are you feeling scared? you should. this is terrifying.❞

❝try what you want. you won’t break me.❞

❝your life hangs by a thread. what have you to lose?❞

❝some of us get tired of macabre fairytales. so you enjoy your mouthful of lies when they choke it out of you.❞

❝we’re being sneaky! stop talking so loud!❞

❝i’m confused. do you want me to stay or not?❞

❝is this conversation appropriate to have in a hot tub?❞

❝it’s been really hard trying to figure out who’s just a traitor and who’s an actual demon.❞

❝all i can give you is my loyalty.❞

[angelprompts]

apologetic texts inbox memes   ♡   a series of text prompts for when an apology is needed but not face-to-face.  feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing!

{ 📱 }  look, i know i fucked up. can we PLEASE talk this out?

{ 📱 }  i promise to be a better person for you. please believe me

{ 📱 }  i’m sorry. i’ll do whatever it takes to keep you in my arms

{ 📱 }  i’m sorry for being such a pain in the fucking ass :/

{ 📱 }  i didn’t think (reason) was something to get upset about. i’m really sorry

{ 📱 }  you mean the world to me. will you forgive me?

{ 📱 }  my life is incomplete with you. please forgive me

{ 📱 }  what will it take for you to forgive me?

{ 📱 }  why didn’t you tell me you were upset about (reason)? i’m sorry. what can i do to make this better?

[angelprompts]

send my muse “I think I’m falling in love with you.” to see their reaction  ♡

[mangosmemes]

CAPYBARA SHENANIGANS PT 3.

Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.

❝RUN RUN FROM THE BABYSITTER - not yet though❞ ❝I NEED SO MANY TOKENS.❞ ❝I'm expensive hired help.❞ ❝The hyper fixation is strong with me today but the braincell is fickle.❞ ❝i bet it tastes like candle wax❞ ❝[NAME] PUT THE VIBE AWAY❞ ❝I'M SO GOOD AT BREAKING THINGS❞ ❝I don't go here, I'm just the babysitter❞ ❝I recognize this cleared up nothing, but there you go. ❝I'm not a sign, I'm an omen❞ ❝I'd say "are y'all okay", but. I know you're not, so. ❝I swear to god, go to sleep❞ ❝subtlety, thy name is me❞ ❝if I got anything other than cat photos over snapchat, i'd nuke someone from orbit❞ ❝look, sometimes we gotta be extra for the drama❞ -walks back in- ❝AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT THE FUCK❞ ❝I'm a very excited Sugar Plum Fairy❞ ❝yes good. now explain what you broke.❞ ❝Remember the air holes!❞ ❝LISTEN TO THE SNEAKY INTERNET ALGORITHM❞ ❝I really really REALLY wanna try obama❞ ❝I am the rare, limited edition spouse❞ ❝yes hi i identify as shenanigans❞ ❝even the elder gods have no power in Florida❞ ❝why did that deal me psychic damage❞ ❝my accidental legacy, but yes.❞ ❝I can't be a godless whore at work.❞ ❝We’re the ones walking uninvited into the monster’s house.❞ ❝If [name] giveths [name] can taketh❞ ❝THE BABYSITTER! RUN!❞

[mangosmemes]

CAPYBARA SHENANIGANS PT 2.

Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.

❝ Did someone go fucking feral with a sodastream? ❞ ❝ My tarot cards told me you suck dick. ❞ ❝ It took me a good second to be like what the fuck are they talking about. ❞ ❝ You don’t need to chill from enjoying life, don’t worry. ❞ ❝ Leave my ass alone. ❞ ❝ A moment of silence for everyone’s forgotten neopets. ❞ ❝ The porn we aspire to. ❞ ❝ Big cats are really just little cats that ate the grow mushroom from Alice. ❞ ❝ Don’t underestimate the lengths people will go to for bad bodice ripping erotica. ❞ ❝ It sounds like a bad horror movie: THE DICK HAS EYES. ❞ ❝ Every time I build up an expectation, you add another brick to the top of the tower. ❞ ❝ A hotdog is a taco turned sandwich. ❞ ❝ I refuse to foresee any consequences to my actions. ❞ ❝ Too much power, not enough brain. ❞ ❝ That’s your bi energy, dear. ❞ ❝ WHY WOULD I GO NEAR CRYPTID CENTRAL ZONE THEY’D EAT ME I’M BABY ❞ ❝ Golf as a personality is a very frightening thing. ❞ ❝ I mean if you get kidnapped it’s not your fault your passport’s expired. ❞ ❝ Ah I found the insomnia team! ❞ ❝ I’m in love with the moon, ya’ll are too sticky. ❞ ❝ You ever receive a gentle reminder in the form of a bitch slap emotionally? Cause I just did. ❞ ❝ Shush. I sound like a murderer and I’m proud of it. ❞ ❝ Oh sweet Jesus, I’m not coherent enough for that. ❞ ❝ Trust him, he’s a ducktor. ❞ ❝ Guess i’d better start googling how to dick. ❞ ❝ It was a consensual kneecapping. ❞ ❝ Is it an actual nine inches or a frat boy nine inches? ❞ ❝ That looks simple enough that even my Easy Bake Oven Ass could do it. ❞ ❝ It’s hilarious because I’m the reason we have the rule. ❞ ❝ Is he friends with off brand maple syrup? ❞ ❝ Sometimes you gotta eat trash to understand how gourmet tastes like. ❞ ❝ Lick the rock. Fuck around and find out. Throw rock then at someone. Declare war. ❞ ❝ We have been on such a journey, this could be a Tolkien Novel. ❞

[mangosmemes]

CAPYBARA SHENANIGANS

Collected quotes from the RPC Development Tea Room Discord Server! Feel free to change wording/etc to fit your muse.

(Name), you wouldn’t be you if you had chill.

I’m hoping Glitz is like glam rock. Jazz with more glitter. Like a hair band.

It sounds like they’ve named their dogs using one of those ‘what is your porn name?’ memes.

sorry sir, you’re asking for services that come with the girlfriend package, & you’re currently subscribing to the fringe benefits deal, please talk to me about an upgrade

this has backfired tremendously

leaves splayed out like a professional on a porn set’s casting couch

my next life, make me a fuckin houseplant

I have moments where I brain goodly

I’m a houseplant with more complicated emotions

But I’m a coconut ho

If you tell me they made you cry, I will burn down their house with them in it, & I will never forget they did that.

I regularly say Mercury is in Gatorade to fuck with people

and at some point I realized that I was in too deep

get your capybaras we got so many of em. ya want a sleepy one? a caffeine addicted one? how about an angry capybara, an angybara if you will

So edible undies, but made of cookies instead of fruit rollups?

where’s that cookie underwear, i need to eat my feelings

you’re not allowed to charge me with murder again

THREE TIMES I’VE BEEN ACCUSED OF MURDER WHEN IT WAS MAN-SLAUGHTER AND YOU KNOW IT

Well i guess setting yourself on fire would wake you up

DON’T THINK UNPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT WINNIE THE POOH I SWEAR

I came back to some weird shit

I felt my entire ass loosen.

Cows care not for hygiene

I think IHOP might be where hope goes to die, and I say that as having been in many an IHOP at 3am

life is too short and i choose violence

DID YOU JUST COMPARE ME TO THE BUG’S LIFE RIDE IN ANIMAL KINGDOM?

She is a ship, He’s a canal, Can I make anymore obvious?

It’s your fault I’m gay as hell so it must be your fault everyone else is too

the feral part is most accurate

send in the bitchslapping raccoons

you don’t gotta be old to be a cryptid

stop trying to kill people

I feel like I was rickrolled by a pet site.

grand theft horsey

jeff bezos; not even the first dickhead into space, but probably the first flying in on one

YOU SHUSH YOU SHITSTIRRER

May I remind everyone that they have the ass of a frog

what emotion am I depicting?? fuck around and find out

just because you read it in a fanfic doesn’t mean its a good idea

That information makes sense but I don’t like it

The heat wave has turned me into a part time nudist i swear

this isn’t twilight

But most importantly, hotter than Satan’s asscrack in a lava bath, so not a viable option

I will push your pin

[memedetonator]

☠ ― Send '🌃' to take a midnight walk with my muse.

(Alternatively, send 'nightlife' if you cannot see the emoji.)

[leschanceux]

☕✨ memes from the tea room: nsfw version ✨☕ feel free to change pronouns where necessary!

that sounds like the porn parody version of magneto, sir

happy holidays here’s messaging you should get some bitches

our dms are raw, but they’re wet enough with my tears

[ name ]’s fisting class 101; if you think you have enough lube, you need more

what i’ve learned tonight, if a dick is as fat as a zucchini you’re good

Idk if y’all keep talking about barrel sized dicks, I might fall of the grid & join a convent

I mean, if you’re comfortable with having someone’s thigh in your asshole, by all means

No fucks given, all the fucks given

Basically you want a friend you want to fuck who wants to fuck you back.

listen, I am ALWAYS here to hear about some Dick

does being slightly demonic make one more or less hot? asking for a friend

I sneezed once and nearly broke a man’s dick

Tentacles aren’t always for porn.

“Okay but here’s the real question - as a middle aged white guy, does he wear salmon colored shorts, slap you on the ass, & call you sport?”

this is the first time i feel like i genuinely need to censor an actual eggplant

someone said dude dicks and i’ve been summoned

I was going to say “you mean you didn’t before?”, but then I remembered you’re a lesbian.

for some reason i just wanna say BOOBIES

hey everyday can be sinday if you checks notes sin

like I’m going to argue with anything with ass in the name

Aren’t the dicks cold there?

Yes it is the universal law of dicks.

dick research is important

don’t stick your dick in crazy and don’t allow the crazy to stick their dick in you

wait gotta get back to nsfw…… dick

listen, no fandom can escape the monsterfuckers

a single fuck can tip the balance … that sounds really wrong out of context

what’s better than sex? cracking your back and feeling it pop back into alignment and be blissfully pain free for the first time in eight hours

No day is safe from buttholes

I KNOW SOME OF Y'ALL FUCK ON THE COUNTER

yes but you have to clean up butt puckers off your countertops

I mean, it’s no “the dog stole my dick, again” story, but it was funny.

Porn au naturel if you will

SHEIN edition bad dragon

my curiosity is piqued, please share the viagra fact

Just submit to your god intended right to limp dick, damn

Cis men would probably rather do the stabby stabby than put a strap on lmao

[leschanceux]

☕✨ memes from the tea room: sfw version ✨☕ feel free to change pronouns where necessary!

well if isn’t the consequences of my own actions

on my way to make things worse ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

i am innocent and have done nothing to deserve this in my life ever

no no that actually makes sense to me

one day I will learn to count and you guys will be so proud of me

you’ll understand when you’re older

THAT IS NOT ENCOURAGING [ NAME ]

my voice was even lower than usual

my ADHD also goes “WE MUST GET RID OF THE NOTIFICATION”, and then my bad memory goes “…..What was that?”

…… don’t look at that emoji name i don’t control it i promise

at no point did I know where either sentences were going

We are doing this because we love you (?)

it’ll be a x-mas miracle!

ew. you’re back

how do we file a complaint with winter?

I knew it, you’re secretly Chester Cheeto

the cheese of truth seems to be a questionable method of divination, but who am I to judge?

I’m gonna treat that statement with the sarcasm it deserves

I should not have come in to try to understand the chaos happening here

[ name ] here just going for minimum effort, maximum embarrassment

I’M SORRY MY OLD WHITE MEN AND RODENTS GOT MIXED UP

“Is this the ghost of [ name ] seeking revenge”

Like BAM DID YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?! KOOL AID MAN STYLE

I’m living for the chaos

listen it’s not real if you don’t affectionately accuse each other of hypocrisy at least once

YOU ARE NOT DUMB. YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WITHOUT BOUNDARIES.

…. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

by which I mean I followed [ name ]’s explicit instructions

YOU CAN’T PUT KRAFT SINGLES ON TORTILLA

icb i have a new statement piece !

I swear I’m a professional

today’s motivational speech: don’t be part of the problem, be the whole problem

my liege she be not bovvered

I’m allowed to have the braincell sometimes

pro tip: read the directions for things

T H E R A P Y

a queen is never late, everyone else is simply early

I have no defense you knew I was stupid when you hired me

I’m not adult enough for decor.

hi flop, i’m dad

Yeah, I am a noisy idea generating motherfucker when I have the braincell.

Hi I got distracted by a pretty man and almost walked into a fuckinG DOOR how’s your day going

I have been awake for over 24 hours and I’m about to order a truly inadvisable amount of Halloween decor

You’re all terrible enablers and I’m too weak to protect myself

y'all just gotta trust me

let’s all not do this but definitely do that

I saw nothing. I mean, I totally saw everything. But I won’t tell anyone.

me and math are mortal enemies

my worst nightmare is that one day i’ll like coffee and i’ll lose a part of my personality

…I already barely use social media so I guess my geriatric ass is safe?

[leschanceux]

☕✨ memes from the tea room: variety version ✨☕ feel free to change pronouns where necessary!

maybe it’s my stripper name

glad to know we have a balanced team but what the fuck guys

oh my goodness, martha stewart, eat your heart out

YOU CAN DO IT. TAKE BACK CONTROL. CONFRONT THE STORM WITH ANGER, SQUEEZE LEMON IN ZEUS EYES IF YOU HAVE TO

she did a variant of it for me but this one grabbed me by the throat, licked my face, & told me it owned me

for the record. you know who else has a huge height difference? a lion and a honey badger. know who wins?

hydrate or die straight

I WILL NO LONGER PUBLICLY SHAME YOU

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

we-haw

… i'vehad too much sugar today i’m putting myself in timeout

Wiki said I’m dangerously cheesy

Any language that forces me to math can go fuck itself

sometimes you just have to celebrate the rollercoaster that is intimacy

The Himbo Has Done a Stupid alert

Yeah no my mini wine advent calendar serving isn’t going to be enough for this

2.5 raccoons worth of pleasure and pain

I don’t get the reference but I appreciate an animal with a blunt force object

that I’ve recently been ravaged by a stronger than usual hurricane season and am two seconds away from inhaling bath salts

we do love needy bastards in this house

shoutout to my fbi agent for seeing my google results of ‘what does sleep paralysis feel like’ and 'what does it feel like to be strangled’ it was for the sprint

it’s not my fault i have a midas curse and everything i touch turns to angst

“american horse pirates”

log in & fight me, I’ll win

I however use fuck like I’m seasoning chicken so I had to get creative

I’m not feeling full angst today. Only partial. No wait, I just burnt my tongue. We’re in full angst mode.

Did I just compare [ name ] to a mostly feral dog yes I did. And I have no regrets because I’m right.

i got the good bath salts  NOT THE ONES THAT WILL GET YOU HIGH THO

those hips don’t lie but they sure do clickety-clack

oh my god they were tombmates

this conundrum is brought to you by Duolingo

Of course shit went sideways and I fucked up a perfectly good OC. Look at her, she’s probably got trauma now

I stared into the abyss and [ name ]’s open tabs stared back

I’d love to go to space, bean me up scotty

SEND ME TO MARS

I FOUND A FULL SIZED UNICORN SKELETON

wow I thought I seriously fucked up in that sentence

English: it’s great except it’s not

Sometimes you just gotta let the battery die. Remind it who’s boss

sorry I’ve been screaming about chow mein for the last 15 min, lemme get my shit together

BITCH WHERE’S MY BELLS

Colonel Mustard is that you? Why are you carrying a pipe?

My mom asked me if I reflected on my year and how I can do better and I think fighting god is on the path of better

my mom says i can fight god if your mom says you can

'you pompous udon’ sounds like an insult from Gordon Ramsey

english is a bastard language that assaults other languages in dark alleys and rifles through their pockets for spare participles

Perish with me, it’s what friends do

I don’t need you to sow a field of fucks; I need you to snag one, put it in your basket, & give it out when appropriate

that delete button will not save you

i have a parasocial relationship w fictional characters, i know everything about them i was there at birth, i named them

[mimis-memes]

🍎 ｡:*• ─ MISC PLOTS.    ›  ( a compilation of various plot ideas I once posted on my indie rp blog. )

1. The road trip — our muses are tired of living in their hometown ( this could be for various reasons — boredom, heartbreak, poverty, running away from someone/something, etc… ) and decide to leave, either together, or muse A and muse B are two strangers doing the same who meet each other along the way. Suddenly they’re together on a road trip to their dream destination. What will happen along the journey ?Will they argue about which songs to play on the radio, struggle with money, sleep in an abandoned motel, help another person along the road, find love ?

2. The price of fame — our muses have known each other for a long time and are in a relationship ( romantic, platonic, friends with benefits, etc… ) and muse A becomes really famous, ultimately doing everything the industry tells them to, to the point muse B barely recognises them anymore. How will their relationship survive the distance, the constant partying, the eventual infidelities, the pressure of the industry telling muse A to find a more suitable partner/friend than muse B ?

3. The wedding guest — muse A is engaged and muse B, as their best friend, helps them with wedding planning, but is secretly in love with them and wondering if they should confess their feelings before the wedding or not. Plot twist — muse A also has feelings for B, but thought they weren’t mutual and tried to move on. Will they speak now or forever hold their peace ?

4. The babysitter — muse A is babysitting for a friend/relative for a few days, and muse B comes over, so they both end up taking care of the baby, experiencing what it would be like if they were starting a family together. Would they get along, fall in/out of love, argue about parenting, want to have a baby for real ?

[goodnightmemes]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ I’d rather serve as a knight and ride to battle and glory. ❜

❛ We have royal wombs, you and I. The childbed is our battlefield. ❜

❛ I want to fly with you on dragonback, see the great wonders across the Narrow Sea, and eat only cake. ❜

❛ We must either act now or leave it with the gods. ❜

❛ The gods have yet to make a man who lacks the patience for absolute power. ❜

❛ I have only ever defended you! Yet everything I’ve given you, you’ve thrown back in my face. ❜

❛ To elude a storm, you can either sail into it, or around it. But you must never await its coming. ❜

❛ We should be free to speak our minds to one another. ❜

❛ I imagine even dragons get lonely. ❜

❛ I understand the order of things. I’m not sure you do. ❜

❛ If you mean to elicit some anger from me, you should know that you’re failing. ❜

❛ Men would sooner put the realm to the torch than see a woman ascend the Iron Throne. ❜

❛ I’m right here, the object of your ire. ❜

❛ Do it. And be done with all this bother. ❜

❛ Proud men don’t like having to look up. ❜

❛ Our worth is not given. It must be made. ❜

❛ None of it needs be this way in truth. ❜

❛ The boars squeal like children when they’re being slaughtered. I find it discomforting. ❜

❛ Even I do not exist above tradition and duty! ❜

❛ How lucky you are to have a say in your own life. ❜

❛ All that I have, I owe to you. ❜

❛ Well, if you truly believe that, my dear… then you possess a generous spirit. ❜

❛ I was trying to help you. Will you not be helped? Why must every effort on your behalf be resisted - as if to the death? ❜

❛ You wear a crown. Do you also call yourself “King”? ❜

❛ How romantic it must be to get imprisoned in a castle and made to squeeze out heirs. ❜

❛ Though I do suppose you seem changed by your adventures. More mature, perhaps. ❜

❛ Marriage is only a political arrangement. Once you are wed, you can do as you like. ❜

❛ You can not live your life in fear, or you will forsake the best parts of it. ❜

❛ I have no desire to live in fear. Only solitude. ❜

❛ This is a vile accusation. ❜

❛ I have spent a lifetime defending you. But your heart is even blacker than I thought. ❜

❛ You said I could have anything. I want [name]. I’ll take her as she is. ❜

❛ When one is never invited to speak, one learns instead to observe. ❜

❛ It’s long past time our houses were united in blood. ❜

❛ Let us leave it all behind and see the world together… where we’ll be nameless, and free… free to go where we like, to love as we like. ❜

❛ What will they say of me when the histories are written? ❜

❛ I deserve some say in the affairs of my own family. ❜

❛ Your obsession with those beasts goes beyond understanding. ❜

❛ The consequences of an allegation like the one you toy at would be dire. ❜

❛ Have I lost my sanity? Do my senses lead me astray? Or is everyone else asleep, dreaming the same woolly dream? ❜

❛ You have your honor and I have mine. ❜

❛ Dark rumors are hunting us. They nip at our heels. ❜

❛ The wise sailor flees the storm as it gathers. ❜

❛ How sweetly the fox speaks when it’s been cornered by the hounds. ❜

❛ You may do as you wish, when I am cold in my grave. ❜

❛ You may know what is the right thing to be done, but love stays the hand. ❜

❛ No matter how fat the leech grows, it always wants for another meal. ❜

❛ Mayhaps the gods have scorned us for our insatiable pride. ❜

❛ What is this brief mortal life if not the pursuit of legacy? ❜

❛ Each of us is capable of depravity. And more than you would believe. ❜

❛ I will have the truth of what happened. ❜

❛ This interminable infighting must cease! All of you! We are family! ❜

❛ There is a debt to be paid. ❜

❛ What have I done but what was expected of me? ❜

❛ Exhausting, wasn’t it? Hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness. But now they see you as you are. ❜

❛ We play an ugly game. And now, for the first time, I see that you have the determination to win it. ❜

❛ You and I are made of fire. We have always been meant to burn together. ❜

❛ They will fear what else we might be capable of. ❜

❛ And while I should like your support, I do not need it. ❜

❛ I would say it’s nice to be home, but I scarcely recognize it. ❜

❛ I’ve done everything you’ve asked me to, and I try so hard, but it will never be enough for you. ❜

❛ Hold your nerve. What we do, we do for the good of the realm. ❜

❛ I must confess a certain uneasiness now this is at hand. ❜

❛ A generous offer. Or a desperate one. ❜

❛ But tonight I wish you to see me as I am. ❜

❛ Let us no longer hold ill feelings in our hearts. ❜

❛ It is you. You are the one. You must do this. ❜

❛ His last words to me and I was the only one to hear it. And now he’s dead. ❜

❛ I recognize no authority but the King’s. And until there is one… I have no place here. ❜

❛ It is our fate, I think, to crave always what is given to another. If one possesses a thing, the other will take it away. ❜

❛ I will do you the considerable courtesy of assuming there is a good reason for the outrage of my treatment here this morning. ❜

❛ You are wiser than I believed you to be. ❜

❛ You desire not to be free, but to make a window in the wall of your prison. ❜

❛ There is no power but what the people allow you to take. ❜

❛ Our hearts were never one. I see that now. ❜

❛ No king has ever lived that hasn’t had to forfeit the lives of a few to protect the many. ❜

❛ Reluctance to murder is not a weakness! ❜

❛ We don’t choose our destiny. It chooses us. ❜

❛ Whatever claim remains to me, you are now its heir. ❜

❛ Naught is to be done but by my command. ❜

❛ Come with me. I’ll show you the true meaning of loyalty. ❜

❛ If you choose treachery, if you swear fealty now only to later turn your cloaks… know that you will die screaming. ❜

❛ Let’s end this mummer’s farce. ❜

❛ I do not wish to rule over a kingdom of ash and bone. ❜

❛ Dreams didn’t make us kings. Dragons did. ❜

❛ You abandoned me… when I most needed you. ❜

❛ Hope is the fool’s ally. ❜

❛ I will not fight you. I came as a messenger, not a warrior. ❜

[forgettxblex-archive]

Send me a ☂ to find my character in a dark alley in the middle of a storm, beaten and bloody