#starbornknight

[littleblackqrow]

@starbornknight​

“Who said anything about Zwei?”

[authorsofparadiseroleplay]

Evelyn: The next time I’m drunk, for the love of all that is holy, please somebody keep me away from Twitter.

[authorsofparadiseroleplay]

 @starbornknight​ said: ❝ alright, stand close to me and pretend you’re mean. ❞ (starbornknight, for Ev)

“Pretend?” Smirking, Evelyn gave him a sideways glance and put her hands on her hips. “My friend, you vastly underestimate my propensity for sheer cattiness.”

To prove her point, Evelyn gave the target of their aggression an unwavering stare as she reached out to one side and daintily pushed an expensive-looking vase across the decorative table it was, well, decorating, until it tipped over the side and landed with a pronounced thump on the carpeted floor.

She glanced down at it, brow furrowing. “Huh. That was supposed to break.”

[littleblackqrow]

Ⓐ (Harry)

ATTRACTIVENESS:

repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[authorsofparadiseroleplay]

@starbornknight​ said,

“I call it Vera.”

“As names go, I suppose that’s as good as any.” Connor frowned as he watched... Vera... sludge around slowly, blindly, and aimlessly, leaving a slime trail worthy of a monster slug in its wake.

Unfortunately, the slime also appeared to be incredibly corrosive, through no fault of Vera’s. The minivan it had brushed up against on its oozing meanderings was already eaten through, a gaping hole in its side. Which meant that they were going to have to find a way to return Vera to the Nevernever, preferably without actually killing the creature.

“Well,” he hedged, trying to come up with a plan. “If we knew what it liked to eat, maybe we could... coax it into a Way. Send it home.”

[authorsofparadiseroleplay]

@reallifejedi / @starbornknight asked for a starter of Ev talking in her sleep.

My muse went to this and this as the scene setup-- I guess they’re in Harry’s apartment? I couldn’t quite decide, so your choice if you want both Harry and Butters there and overhearing her, or just one of them. :D

Evelyn had insisted on sleeping on Harry’s couch, since he was still recovering and needed the marginally more comfortable bed. Also, her feet didn’t go off the end of the couch because she wasn’t eleven thousand feet tall, which was more than she could say about the ornery wizard.

The couch was threadbare in some places, and a little lumpy in others, though it smelled suspiciously nice (who knew Harry was such a clean freak?), but she was so tired that she dropped off to sleep almost immediately, and began to dream.

“A rabbit with a watch,” she murmured in her sleep. In her dream, she chased a huge, white hare with bulging red eyes and slavering fangs. It ran and ran and ran, carrying a crumbling clock tower on its shoulders that left rivulets of blood in its wake. You’re late! it sang. You’re late you’re late you’re late you’re

“Come back here, you giant, floppy-eared cliche,” Evelyn said.

[littleblackqrow]

📜 (for whoever it turns out to be funniest for, between Harry or Butters, and I'll answer when I'm home)

@starbornknight

[polkaknight]

“The concept of time has left me and I have no clue what day it is.” (starbornknight)

"That can't be good. Let me check out your pupils. Oh! And sprinkle you with salt or whatever takes away enchantment, just in case."