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[joeyostrander]

#deepcontemplation #cakepop #frappuccino #Starbuckslyfe (at Starbucks)

[laurettastone]

Patron: Um you guys should really have more parking for such a large store. I had to park three blocks away and it's snowing out. Me: I'm sorry about that. I know it's kind of a pain, even the employees have to park on the street. Not much we can do about it being in such a congested part of town. Patron: Well there should be a customer lot in the back or something, this is just ridiculous! Me: Around the back you say? The back is a law office. Well let me just go rent a bulldozer and plow down the surrounding businesses or the entire corner of 5th and State! Would that make your experience any better?

I fucking hate when people ask me to change things like this. I get paid minimum wage to make you your morning coffee. Not to explain why it is that we have no parking lot. Go away.