#starcrashkin

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oldest sources? i think my oldest and most obscure source is probably a shitty rip-off movie of Star Wars called Starcrash. it came out in 1978 and it is absolutely horrible. it's so bad that it's an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

my name was Stella Star. i wore a glorified bikini pretty much the whole time. the actress who portrayed me couldn't act to save her life.

it's one of my most intense kintypes and i shift into it regularly. i am in hell

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im kin from a shitty 1978 star wars ripoff movie. hi my name is stella star and i uh... i hate this, actually. starcrash isnt a good movie. it's horrible actually. my best friends were a loofah-human hybrid, a cowboy robot, and a green guy named thor. yup. yeah. im gonna go rewatch it again

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sometimes i'll see a confession about kinsidering a source that's objectively bad and all i can think is That's Rough, Buddy. thank god i only kin from good things *frantically shoving my DVD copy of the Star Wars ripoff movie Starcrash under the bed*

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oh weirdest kin? im the main character of a shitty Star Wars ripoff movie called Starcrash. my name was Stella Star. i found this source through Mystery Science Theater 3000 of all places... whoops lmao