#starfish!rio

[daydreamstew]

New profile pic since it’s officially christmas 🤪✌🏻

[daydreamstew]

new profile pic, besties!! happy halloween 😈👻🎃

[daydreamstew]

....no ragrets

GASP! SHRIEK!

starfish!rio has been born! Thank you!!! 🥺

[daydreamstew]

i think it's a spiderman situation bc we didn't see him become half starfish in 2x04 and 4x06 🤣

oh dear god what have i started here im getting anons 😩

look.

i tend to agree with you that it’s more likely a spider-man situation

however,

2x04 and 4x06 didn’t involve liquids that are PURE water. mostly made up of water? sure. but not pure water.

...⭐️🐟

and think about it: we have only ever seen rio drink just plain water once - from a bottle in the hotel room in 3x01. and he barely drank and it just touched the inside of his mouth and a tiny bit of his lips. he was drinking very gingerly

why do you think he’s always drinking alcohol when he’s in public settings? because in the event of a spill, he won’t turn

...⭐️🐟⭐️🐟

and if we’re following the rules of the television program “h2o: just add water” the real threat to spur the shapeshifting is external water sources not water entering the body.

there’s a reason he didn’t wash his hands in 4x06 (other than sniffing purposes) you can’t hug your grandmother goodbye if you’re sprawled out on her bathroom floor in starfish form 🤷🏻‍♀️

...⭐️🐟⭐️🐟⭐️🐟

all i’m saying is that we can’t rule out a mermaid-style starfish situation

(also @anyone with photoshop skills, a starfish!rio edit would be delightful)

[daydreamstew]

Please never change your icon because it's perfect. Starfish Rio. Never knew I needed it until I saw it. <3

babe don’t worry! starfish!rio is here to stay 😌

and honestly i didn’t know i needed him until he fell into my lap! it’s like he was drifting through the ocean all by himself for the longest time before i found him...and in a way, so was i...and tbh, through saving him, he saved me too 🥺⭐️🐟

[daydreamstew]

You need to go to jail for those edits. Idk which one is worse, starfish or pornstache

no 💜

i think you should be thanking me and not threatening incarceration for the beautiful images i’ve put onto your dash today!

i’ve inspired multiple works of art (some are calling them masterpieces) and im proud of them

also mustache!rio is objectively fucking hot dude. you cannot tell me you wouldn’t fuck him. i just don’t believe it

[daydreamstew]

Just wanted to let you know that I went sea-kayaking this weekend and got to hold in my hand a beautiful, bright-orange starfish... I said hi on Rio's behalf!

(I'd have sent you a pic to keep up with this pet trend, but I didn't have my phone with me at the time to immortalize our Moment™)

ahh! i’m so glad you got to meet one of starfish!rio’s cousins ☺️

i’m sure ⭐️🐟 rio wishes he could’ve been there

also omg sea-kayaking!! how was that? sounds kinda scary but also cool!! i don’t do well when given control of a boat. i panic and flail. same thing happens with bumper cars but that’s besides the point

[daydreamstew]

🌷🌼 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure) 🌼🌷

(also this is approximately what my new friend looked like)

aAHH!! first of all, thank you babe 😩

second of all, what a fucking gorgeous creature!! oh i hope you were picturing rio’s face on there just smoldering at you

brb now i’m picturing starfish!rio rasping out an “Elizabeth” ASKAJAJSJAHB ok