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FMK: Howard, Maria and Tony
"You have problems, you know that? Are you drunk again? Ugh. Fine. Marry Tony, fuck Howard, and even though I know you’ll probably use this against me, kill you, because you’re not my type and you don’t even like me."
Tony and Jane XP
Oh, fun XDIf they had a kid meme:
Name: Thomas (After Jane’s dad) James (After James Rhodes) Stark, T.J. for short, mostly only by his dad.
Gender: Male
General appearance: General appearance takes after Tony. Dark hair, medium skin tone, dark eyes. Also short. Probably don’t get any taller than 5’10
Personality: Smart, bossy, little terror.
Special talents: Freakishly smart. Obnoxiously smart.
Who they like better: I don’t think they’d favor either of their parents because, well, parents. And favoritism of any kind skeeves me out.
Who they take after more: Again, probably Tony. He’s got an addictive personality, and he’s really, really influential, so he’d influence the kid strongly in the way of personality, though they’d probably take after Jane in the sense that they enjoy their alone time, too.
Personal headcanon: Taking after both parents, little T.J. was learning how to build circuit boards and work complicated scientific equations before most kids knew how to read.
Face Claim:
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
Upon arriving after Jarvis contacted her saying that Tony needed help, Jane’s first reaction at the sight that greeted her was to cackle. She laughed until tears poured down her face and her ribs ached, leaning in the doorway of his bedroom until she actually slipped and landed on her butt on the floor. It took a while to regain her composure, but when she finally did, still snickering, she went over to where Tony lay trussed up like a Thanksgiving Turkey and shook her head.
"I’m sorry!" she said, trying not to start laughing again. "I just—whoever did this really knew how to tie a knot! Did you remember your safe word?"
[vintagestark] "This is really inappropriate."
"Ouch, hey!" Jane yelped in pain and gripped Howard’s hips roughly, trying to hold him still as she hissed through her teeth. "Would you stop moving? What the heck were you doing standing so close anyway? Stop moving! My hair’s tangled in your belt buckle!"
Howard had surprised her with a visit while she pulled an all nighter in the lab, the problem being she hadn’t been expecting him and dropped her notes when startled by Howard appearing out of nowhere. When leaning over to pick them all up, Howard must have stepped closer because the next thing she knew, Jane was stuck in a very precarious position.
Somebody halp! A good natured RP has turned into a battle of who can kill who's feels more!
"Just leave me alone."
Jane stood quietly, listening and doing her best to take it all in. No wonder Tony had such a hard time taking anything in his adult life seriously, no wonder he had such a skewed idea of relationships. If he grew up in a home with this much pain, and a set of parents this disjointed… Jane’s heart hurt for their family, but right now, it especially hurt for Maria.
She swallowed hard and took a step forward, masking her face of any signs that the elegant woman across from her had any chance of intimidating her.
"No." she said softly, "no, I won’t leave you alone. Your son is one of the most important people in my life, and when I thought I wanted to be left alone, he refused and he probably saved my life because of it. He wasn’t even Iron Man at the time, he was just a stupid party-prince who couldn’t keep it in his pants, but you know what? He cared."
Jane walked around Maria Stark, amazed that she was even in this situation at all, and faced her. “I care, too, Mrs. Stark. I care, and I’m not going to leave you alone, so you can scream, or you can smash things, or do whatever it is that you need to do to let it all out, but I’m staying right here, because I know that when a person has that much pain inside, they may think they want to be alone, but really they just want to know somebody’s there to see them without a mask and care to stick around.”
"You're no angel"
"You’re so right…I spent almost an entire semester practically living with Tony Stark…lemme tell you, my GPA pretty much died. And…well, we kind of went through everything in the kama sutra…."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"How did I get saddled with drunk billionaire babysitting duty? Come on. Can you walk? Let’s get you to bed. Why do you drink anyhow? If you talked about your problems instead of drinking them away you’d have less liver damage and more friends, you know."
