#starkerbaby

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Here’s a peak at the finished nursery!

Everything has the Tony Stark protective stamp of approval, obviously. He even fell asleep on the carpet the other day, tinkering with a couple things.

- Peter

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Looks like Pete and I fell asleep answering questions, so take a couple pictures I’ve been hoarding of my baby’s baby bump as an apology.

In the meantime, I’m going back to bed. Got a couple cuties to get back to.

- Tony

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Technically!! The picture on the left is the first pic of Tony holding our babies, and the one on the right is the first one of me holding them!

- Peter

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You guys ever added fleshlights to your sex at some point? 👀 Also Petey is gonna be the bestest mommy and Tony the bestest papa.

Why would we need one of those? Pete’s already the best fleshlight I could ask for.

Somehow “bestest mommy” sounded sweeter.

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Now, that Tony’s gone, I just- I’m gonna take a moment to get a few things off my chest, okay? You guys... you’re awesome. Seriously.

As many bad things that have happened while we’ve been running this blog, there’s also been a lot of good things! I lot of really amazing things, that I didn’t think would ever happen, and you guys are a huge part of that.

You’ve been there for my coming out about Skip, you’ve been here for us coming out to our families, and now... now you guys are gonna be here to see us make a new one.

God, I feel totally cheesy and just super cringey laying it all out there like this, but thank you. All of you, seriously. You have no idea what it means to some loser kid from Queens, like me.

I’m gonna go now- before I miss the bus again, or worse, start crying in front of everyone because hormones, but I just wanted to air that out, before Tony was here to see it. I love you guys, I love him, and I’m just... really, really loving life right now.

Talk to you after the field trip!

Peter Parker, signing off~

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Do you have any pictures of the baby bump? Pretty please?

Right, I forgot about that little promise, didn’t I?

Coming right up.

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Hey, Peter. You’re the most bad ass man ever. Carrying two whole babies inside you? Giving up sex to keep them safe? Growing babies inside you without a uterus? Hell yeah bro, that’s the most metal shit I’ve ever heard of. You’re the manliest man ever in my opinion. When another man says they grew a baby in their abdomen and hardly complained about pain at all, then they can say you aren’t the manliest man ever. But not gonna happen, because you’re the manliest man!!

Suddenly, this is the only anon that matters. Everyone else, just- just go home.

Manlier than Tony Stark, guys. That’s me.

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Please give us another photo of the baby bump! <3

Send in enough questions today, and I’ll give you two.

Just don’t go selling any to the newsies. We went public about us, not the babies.