#starkerintheparker

[cagestark]

@starkerintheparker

[starkercrossedlovers]

Hi love! Hope you’re doing okay during these crazy covid times. I gotta admit I’ve been intrigued by spidershield as of recently. I’m not even a big Steve fan, so I guess it’s more related to size kink and the notion of uptight, self righteous Steve losing control and fucking barely adult Peter hard 🤤 what interests you in this ship? Do you have any headcanons? xoxo 😘 - starkerintheparker

Hey darling, I’m ok. I have a bit of a family thing related to COVID where one of my immediate family members might have it and that’s scary, but she’s doing ok so far. I’ll know more tomorrow when the test results come back.

I mean, the things you mention are a draw for me, but it’s also that Steve is a fighty little bastard even if he is big and he recognizes that in Peter—the drive to do the right thing even if he’s smaller and not as powerful as the big guys.

I could see Steve post endgame sticking around to train Peter and the new avengers and kind of slowly opening up to Peter about losing Tony and how he wishes they’d had more time together and that he’d been a better friend.

Likewise I can see Peter being able to tell Steve what it was like when that building fell on him and how scared he was when Mysterio attacked him and how powerless he felt.

Honestly, I see them bonding over their mutual trauma and it just kind happening slowly over time where they fall for each other and treat each other with tenderness and love until they have that “oh shit I’m in love with my best friend” moment.

Idk man, I just see two broken boys who need someone to love them and hold them and that’s just perfect.

[peachbabypie]

Sorry got tagged days ago

But forgot about it...oops, idk if these are even still relevant (combing 2 into 1 post)

Tagged by: @puffypaw

Party tag game

Beer or vodka — did a stint in Germany, I was in beer heaven

House party or club crawl — Unless it’s a Berlin club, I will not participate

Balloons or confetti

Night in or night out

Low cut dress or body con romper — I got tiddies and a soft tum, a body con romper does not do well for me

Heels or boots

DD or Uber

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Tagged by: @the-mad-starker and @starkerintheparker

Fic Preferences

Slow burn or love at first sight — i don’t have the patience for them to fall in love, make them in love already (jk, i love both equally but love at first sight is my romcom ideal)

Fake dating or secret dating

Enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers –– God Hannibal made me fall in love with this troupe so much more than it should have

Oh no there’s only one bed or long distance correspondence — I mean....come one!

Hurt/Comfort or amnesia — the other hurts too much 😫

Fantasy AU or Modern AU

Mutual Pining or Domestic Bliss — God, I love me some dumb idiots

Canon compliantly (missing scenes) or fix-it fics

Alternate Universe for Future Fic

One-shot or multi-chapter

Kid fic or road trip fic — hate kids, looooove kid fics

Reincarnation or character death — TBH I prefer none but you know...

Arranged marriage or accidental marriage — gimme that cliche goodness

High school romance or middle aged romance — JUST ROMANCEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sorry this took so long! Idk who to tag, feel free to do this if y’all wanna!

[notcanoncompliant]

omg I love Criminal Minds too! 2, 12 and 24 :) - starkerintheparker

Yay! I'm rewatching season 3 right now, and after watching it a few times I'm pretty sure it's my favorite season 😁

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

Getting this f r e a k i n g size-kink fic done lol and also creative cooking (think Chopped-style)

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

Sex/relationship-wise: Being in a long-term relationship with two gorgeous toppy bisexual dudes. Yumyumyum.

In general: I fantasize about being able to just go on roadtrips whenever I want, to always have enough money for gas and enough to stop at diners and stay at AirBnBs and sometimes hotels. Just...travel and hang out and take pictures and eat good food.

24. What are three places you want to travel?

This was harder to answer than I thought it would be lol

1. Sedona, Arizona

2. Yellowstone National Park

3. London!

[peachbabypie]

Happy bday my love!!! I hope your day is being as special and bright as you are. Thank you so so much for being this sweet and enthusiastic friend, and yes you ARE A LEGEND in this fandom with your unending talent and generosity! We’re so lucky to have you here and I hope you feel as loved and recognized as you deserve. Ily ❤️❤️❤️ - starkerintheparker

LATE RESPONSE but since I already talked to you in discord :P I love youuuuu and you’re the best with too many sweet words of encouragement, if one ever needs a friend who keeps your spirited up it’s you babe!! 💖🍰💖

[starkercrossedlovers]

💕😊😍 - starkerintheparker

💕  we have a lot in common

😊 Your blog makes me smile

😍 I aspire to be like you one day

My darling @starkerintheparker , you are one of the brightest lights in this fandom with your insightful commenting, heartwarming support of authors, and sparkling personality. It’s truly an honor every time I’ve seen your comments on my works—I can’t tell you the number of times you’ve brightened up my day.

Thank you for being you ❤️

[starkercrossedlovers]

@starkerintheparker I wanted to send you an anon but you don’t have it turned on! So anyway, I just wanted to say that I love how you take the time to provide thoughtful feedback on everyone’s writing when you reblog. It literally makes my day when I read it and I just wanna say thank you!!

Mwah 💋

[starkercrossedlovers]

11, 14, 19 💕 - starkerintheparker

11. Any unpopular opinions? 

Black licorice is the best licorice, sweet tea is trash and scrapple is an abomination

14. Biggest pet peeve?

People who walk too slow on sidewalks, or people who have no situational awareness and just fucking walk in crooked ass lines or step out in front of you without looking.

19. What would you be the god/goddess of?

Justice/Peace/Equality