#starklocked

[twunkhector]

starklocked reblogged your post and added:

ill date you???

*swoops into your dms*

[rocksaltandroll]

Dude, seb stans abs. have you seen them? daaaamn

Have I seen them? HAVE I FUCKING SEEN THEM???

OH MY FUCKING GOD I THINK I’M GONNA DIE! I’M EITHER GONNA DIE OF HOTNESS OVERDOSE OR MY HUSBAND IS GONNA KILL ME BECAUSE I CAN’T STOP DROOLING OVER THAT FUCKING MAN! I WANNA LICK A STRIPE FROM THE WAISTBAND OF HIS PANTS, ALL THE WAY UP THE MIDDLE, AND THEN SUCK REALLY HARD ON HIS NECK. I WANT TO PRESS THAT MAN UP AGAINST THE NEAREST FUCKING WALL AND RUN MY HANDS OVER THEM REVERENTLY. THEN I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO DAMN HARD AGAINST THAT SAME WALL THAT HE CAN’T STAND BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED WITH HIM, AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE FUCKING ABS AND I HAVE TOTALLY LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE!

I mean….yeah, they’re alright.

*slinks away*