#starlingscall

[aquestionofjustice]

starlingscall replied to your post:[pm] Where are you at, chica?

[pm] Well, a better answer would’ve been “Picking up Chinese”.

[pm] Not gonna argue. But it ain't the right one. 

[aquestionofjustice]

[pm] Where are you at, chica?

[pm] At work. Where do you think?

[aquestionofjustice]

starlingscall replied to your post: starlingscall said:[pm] You and T...

[pm] Yeah. It was a real shit show. Docks are obliterated. Lighthouse still standing?

[pm] They didn't get that far up, but that's my neighborhood. 

[aquestionofjustice]

[pm] You and Tot okay?

[pm] Right on my fucking doorstep, Ev. These meatheads are testing my patience. 

[aquestionofjustice]

starlingscall replied to your post:[pm] Guess who's finally got a job?

[pm] You’re a bonafide genius.

[pm] What kinda job?

[aquestionofjustice]

[pm] Guess who's finally got a job?

[PM] Hope it's you or this story sucks.

[itsoneletteroff]

starlingscall replied to your post:Does anyone know how to make smoke alarms stop...

Did you try hitting it really hard?

Maybe. It didn't work by the way.

Apparently burning pasta makes it angry.

[aquestionofjustice]

starlingscall replied to your post:[pm] Dropped my house key in a ravine. I think. Or maybe a lake or a bush or something. I'm not really sure. Either way it's gone. Leave the door unlocked?

[pm] Am I still in the doghouse?

[pm] You never were.