Well well well, what have we here? B) I don't recognise you at all but I see a lot of piggy stuff...heheh.
“...Piggy stuff? I *click* Do not understand.”

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Well well well, what have we here? B) I don't recognise you at all but I see a lot of piggy stuff...heheh.
“...Piggy stuff? I *click* Do not understand.”
Level up!!
HP - 753
PP - 459
Level - 30
Offense - 155
Defense - 171
Speed - 46
Guts - 43
IQ - 16
“I *whirr* don’t know why you want to know those, but there they *click* are.”
do you find humans attractive?
“I *click* find nothing attractive.”
♚ — a memory of something paranormal
He could’ve sworn that he had heard something. Ghosts do indeed exist, but that couldn’t have been. Either way, the newly rebooted Ghost of Starman logged the result of its mission before heading off for a new assignment.
☭?
Battle Theme: here it be
Battle intro: “I faintly *click* remember you claiming you were neutral in this conflict.”
Victory: “I believe the *whirr* Emperor would like to see you now.”
Defeat: “*whiiiiiirr– clunk.* Thank you, I was so… exhausted… perhaps we’ll *whrrrr* meet again…”
Assist: “The Emperor would have me *click* scrapped if I let you get *whirr* hurt!”
Taunt: “That didn’t even *clunk* hurt! *click*”
Reacting to Taunt: “That was *whirr* low, even for you”
Tie: “…It *click* seems we are at an impasse.”
Perfect Victory: “Why’d you *whirr* even pick a fight you can’t win?”
Boss ☭, for Johnny (thanks mate, nice blog as well :-) )
Battle Theme: Here
Battle intro: “Stop right there, intruder. *whirr* You will be obliterated.”
Victory: “Like I said, you didn’t face a chance against me.”
Defeat: “This is ST-871, requesting backup immediately.”
Assist:
Taunt: “You have no chance against me *click*”
Reacting to Taunt: “You insolent child!”
Tie: “*beep*”
Perfect Victory: “…idiot.”
Boss ☭
Battle Theme: Here
Battle intro: “In accordance to order 1B-c, all pigmasks in all dimensions should be *whirr* terminated.”
Victory: “You were weak. Bide your time, as 72 hours remain until this universe’s destruction. *click*”
Defeat: “...”
Assist:
Taunt: “You should just *beep* give up.”
Reacting to Taunt: “Desist this heckling immediately.”
Tie: “It doesn’t matter, this universe will be destroyed soon. I was merely *whirr* a distraction while the Emperor prepared to destroy your universe.”
Perfect Victory: “As expected, you were no match for the Emperor’s superior *click* firepower.”
∞
The Ghost of Starman turned from the supercomputer, staring at the intruders who had the gall of breaching the base.
...They seemed very familiar... perhaps... he could avoid fighting them...
Nevertheless, there were orders. And those orders had to be upheld, despite the high chance for failure, Upsilon attacked the intruders.