#starrison fanfic

[beatlemaniaaaa]

starrison fic w vamp!george? gotta start that.

[loelniam]

Starrison smutshot out now!! 🩷

hi guys! I’m running late on Sunshine Life For Me, I know, but the writing isn’t writing, so to try to get back into the swing of things I bashed out 1300 words of starrison porn…enjoy!

The Cocaine Doesn’t Make You Gay

Ochonnidae

Summary:

In George’s defense, he paid for that cocaine.

(Dw SLFM will be continuing shortly)

[kalypsichor]

and they were quARANTINED [a beatles fic] - ch 1

summary: George takes a shit. Ringo braves a trip to the tescos and loses a bit of his soul. John harrasses the general public and Paul’s just trying to get them home before they kill each other. All while a virus tears the world apart.

warnings: CRACK (not cocaine), geo’s bad potty habits, ringo’s copious use of emojis

so, this is different... but i’ve always been a crack fic writer at heart. this is the result of being quarantined myself due to COVID-19. i’ve been seeing so much fear and frustration and hatred that i just wanted to write about it kinda cathartically. enjoy!

Unfortunately, George doesn’t realize that they’re out of toilet paper until after he’s taken a shit.

“Fuck,” he mutters. “Ringo?”

No answer.

“Ringooooooooo. RINGO!!!”

George’s legs are starting to lose feeling. He bounces them up and down a bit and the motion almost makes him drop his phone in the toilet.

“RICHARD FUCKING STARKEY!”

There’s the sound of footsteps and then a pause before Ringo answers.

“What’s up?”

“What took you so long?”

“Had my headphones in. Sorry I couldn’t be at your beck and call, O Lord of the Loo.”

“SHUT up. Look, do we have any more loo roll?”

A pause. “Why, are we out?”

George rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “No, I’m askin’ for the banter.”

“I’ll go check. Don’t move!”

George can almost see the shit-eating (heh) grin on his mate’s face as he walks away. With a sigh and some choice curse words that would make Louise cry, George pulls out his phone again. Opens Twitter. Sees yet another tweet from that spraytanned clown across the pond. Closes Twitter and contemplates deleting it. After about three rounds of this, Ringo comes back and knocks on the door.

“We’re all out. Got you some tissues, though.”

Krishna help me. George tips his head back against the wall and thumps it a few times for good measure.

“Thanks,” he says flatly. “Could you- ?”

The door opens just a smidge before he can finish talking there’s a flying blur of Kleenex box, a blinding pain in the side of his head, and a sickening crACK—

***

“I’m really sorry,” Ringo says for the millionth time, hovering over George as he examines the spiderweb of cracks on his phone screen. George huffs. He wants to be mad, he really does, but Ringo’s face is doing that stupid thing where his eyes are very, very blue and droopy and his teeth are worrying his bottom lip and it’s obvious that he’s genuinely remorseful and—fuck, he’s got it bad.

“It’s fine,” George insists, even though he can hear his bank account having a fit. “Piece of shit phone, anyway. And look, it still works!” Very shittily, his brain adds, but that’s what you get with a five year old phone.

The older boy’s eyes still have an unconvinced, sad look about them and George wishes he could kiss it away. No homo, though.

“How can I make it up to you?” George’s brain does a slutdrop into the gutter. “I’ll… I’ll get the groceries! How ‘bout that?”

“NO!” Scrambling off the couch, George just barely misses smacking noses with Ringo. “What about the… the virus?”

“I’ll wear a mask and all. Wash hands for twenty seconds, stay six feet away from people… am I missing anything?”

“Yeah, the quarantine bit.”

Ringo snorts and puts a hand on George’s arm. “Quit your worrying, Geo. I’ll be fine. Haven’t John and Paul been out all day?”

***

John and Paul want to go the fuck home. They’d walked all the way to a new art gallery opening only to find out it was cancelled (“Why didn’t you check Google?” “Why didn’t you?”). And now, both being tired as hell from their long trek, they couldn’t even flag down a single cab to take them home.

“This is the worst thing ever,” John cries, flopping his entire body down on a park bench. Paul rolls his eyes and lifts up John’s stupidly long legs so he can sit down as well.

“People are dying, John.”

“I feel like I’m dying.”

“John.”

“Okay, fine, maybe I’m being dramatic. But this stupid… thing… is fucking up all our plans!”

“It’s not fucking Voldemort, you can say the name.”

“Alright, fine. Coronavirus. CORONAVIRUS. You happy, Paul?”

A woman hurrying by shoots them a wide-eyed, nervous look and crosses the street, tugging a little boy by the hand.

“... bitch.”

“Jesus, John.” Paul pinches the bridge of his nose. “I’d do that too if some rando was shouting in the streets.”

“Yeah, but she didn’t hafta shoot that nasty look at us… did you see that? Paul?”

“Hold on, hold on.” His phone is vibrating in his pocket and he fumbles to pull it out. “Your stupid legs are in the way.”

John huffs and makes a show of wiggling said legs, almost kicking Paul in the face. Still, he tucks them to his chest (flexible, Paul thinks and then instantly regrets) so that Paul can take out the buzzing rectangle.

--

bongo: do u or john want anything? 🤔🤔

bongo: like groceries

bongo: going to tescos

Shouldnt you be quarantining?

bongo: ur literally at an art museum 😂

It’s a gallery

And it got cancelled :/

bongo: oop sorry m8 thats tough

bongo: srsly tho whaddaya want

We need more vegetables. Carrots, etc

--

“Tell him to get cornflakes,” John says, peering over Paul’s shoulder. He’s sat up and practically draped over Paul’s lap. Paul sighs and shoves his legs off, ignoring the indignant squawk the other boy makes when he almost falls off the bench.

--

Also that cornflake cereal stuff

bongo: k

bongo: tell john i said hi

Heyyyyyy rich wots up

Paulie’s being a bitch he pushed me :((((

Why is his auto caps on lsdnfol

--

“Give it back!”

“Ow! Ow stop hitting me Jesus fuckin-”

--

Sorry that was john

bongo: yeah i could tell lmao

bongo: where are u guys??

Stuck at some park. Can’t get any cabs home

bongo: well duh coronavirus 😷😷😷

bongo: bad time to be a cabbie man 😔

Yeah yikes

Pick up some rice for george too

And hand sanitizer

bongo: ill try but twitter says handsan itizer is going fast

bongo: what the fuc why did it space like that

Lol

bongo: oh also

bongo: geos being a mother hen and making me wear a face mask

bongo: u know where they are?

Second drawer down in the bathroom, behind the rubber gloves

bongo: … how did u reply SO fast

Uh i know where things are in our flat? Like a normal person?

bongo: thats sus but ok

bongo: wow theyre actually here

bongo: okay imma head out before it gets dark

What’s after dark? Zombies?

bongo: u never no

bongo: *no

bongo: FUCKING *KNOW

Nice

Okay stay safe ritch

bongo: 😘🙃👍🏼✌🏼✌🏼🌈🌟🥦🥦🥦☮️

***

Ringo has never seen this many people at Tesco in his entire life. Two grown men are having a full on argument in the pastries. A harried-looking dad almost knocks Ringo into a rack of Twinkies, pulling along two screaming kids with one slung on his hip. And… is that person actually wearing a Hazmat suit??

“This is insane,” Ringo mutters to himself, slightly muffled due to the face mask. He just needs to find the loo roll and then he’s going to yeet outta here ASAP.

Okay, hygiene aisle… here we g—what the—

The entire aisle is empty.

It’s like a goddamn Old Western. Just add a cow skull… cue the tumbleweed… and it would be perfect.

Not for the first time that day, Ringo sends a prayer to whoever is listening above. There’s got to be something left. He walks down to the end of the aisle. Walks back. Jumps a couple times to check if there’s anything on the top shelf. Sincerely hopes no one just saw him do that. Finally, shoved at the very back behind a couple of Always boxes, Ringo digs out a dusty as shit six-pack of toilet paper.

Well. It’ll have to do.

As he’s walking to the check out lines, a woman drops her bottle of hand sanitizer. It rolls across the floor in a perfect arc and Ringo scoops it up before it can get too far.

“Oops, you dropped this!” He says cheerily, handing it to her. Well, trying to. The woman makes a strangled noise in the back of her throat, physically flinches away from his outstretched hand, and almost drops the rest of her groceries. Before Ringo can react, she’s disappeared behind the produce aisle.

Ringo’s arm falls to his side. He stares at the space where she was just a second ago and holds in a scream.

“More for us, I guess.”

***

By the time Ringo reaches the flat, he’s ready to never see another person again. He trudges right past George in the kitchen, dropping the groceries on the table with a thwack. John hums a greeting to him in the living room and offers him a biscuit.

“No thanks,” Ringo says. He faceplants into the couch.

Something clinks onto the coffee table. Well, coffee table is one way to put it; it’s more of a hunk of stone from back when Paul thought he was going to be the next Michelangelo and get really into classical sculpture. It now sits in the living room and primarily holds George’s textbooks, plus takeout for whenever they don’t feel like cooking (which is all the time), so you can see how that panned out for Paul.

“Tea for you,” George says. He plops onto the floor between the couch and the table and runs a friendly, comforting hand through Ringo’s hair. Ringo practically purrs, leaning into the touch, and George feels his heart melt and trickle through his ribs. “You okay?”

“I’ve lost all faith in humanity,” Ringo mumbles into the cushion. John reaches over and pats him on the back.

“Don’t worry, Ringo. There won’t be any humans to have faith in soon.”

George throws a packet of sugar at John who dodges it, snickering. Ringo groans and tries to sink even deeper into the couch.

And that’s when they hear Paul scream.

[coffeetoxication]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Crimson Garden Ch. 12 is up!!

[andthemoondogs]

Says You

Pairing: Starrison Rating: Explicit Words: 1829 Summary: George is feeling a bit out of control, so he seeks the one person who lets him have full control always; Ringo.

[supermusicmemes]

There’s so many interesting ideas for angsty fanfic with any pairing you want. It could be George taking Ringo home or Paul watching the event on television and regretting not going. The possibilities are endless. Honestly haven’t seen any fanfics about this, if you have or you plan to write one send it to me. I just want to read some hurt/comfort fanfic or just angst with this.

[beatlesheezus]

The Game - One Shot.

Ship: McLennon (John Lennon/Paul McCartney) and a little bit of Starrison (Ringo Starr/George Harrison)

Warnings: Bad words.

Notes: Unfortunately The Beatles are not mine, this is all fiction.

  - What do you mean by “take me”?

  - What? – Paul leans his cup of tea and looks at George.

  - “Take me”. – George repeats. – Why are you always screaming this at midnight? – John held a laugh and Ringo kept eating his bread.

  - Are you crazy, George? I’ve never screamed anything. I think you are just dreaming.

  - No, I am not! I mean, I can hear you from my bedroom! At first, I thought you were a somnambulist, but I realized that weren’t sleeping when you said that. So, I thought you were with some bird, but yesterday, you were alone. So I think it’s kind of a game between you and John because sometime you say “take me hard, Johnny” – Ringo chuckled a little and John bited his lip.

  - You are definitely crazy, George. – Paul blushed a little.

  - John told me about the game.

  - What did he say?! – Paul looked at John.

  - It’s like tickles. He said that he tries to make you scream, and when you do, he wins. But I don’t understand why you always scream the same phrase. Don’t you have criativity?

  - Shut up, George. – Paul shook his best “WTF” face. – John is a liar. He never makes me scream because I am the best in this game. And you know what? He isn’t so good. Of course, he has an average... – Paul gasped. – Gun. But he isn’t too good, anyway. – He shrugged and smiled.

  - I have the biggest gun that you ever saw. – John turns to him. – By the way, last night, your opinion about my methods was very different. – John frowned and Ringo rolled his eyes.

  - People change their minds, John. – Paul turns softly to him. – Especially when his adversary fell asleep just after the game!

  - Jesus, I was tired! – John pats the table.

  - But, after the game you have things to do! Without snoring like a pig! – Paul said, angry.

  - Things to do? Like what?

  - I don’t know, John... Maybe talk about the game, your opinion... Maybe that... THAT thing.

  - What thing? – John asked.

  - What thing? – George asked too.

- You know, John... That “L” thing...

  - What “L” thing?

  - Wow guys, this game sounds amazing! Can I play with you?! – George opened his eyes and smiled. John and Paul looked at each other and Ringo rises.

  - For God’s sake, George! They are talking about sex!

  - Ringo! – Paul looked at him, desperate.

  - And you two: - Ringo turns to John and Paul. – Say that you love him, John.

  - What?!

  - Tell Paul that you love him, your bastard! Come on! Say it! – Ringo looks impatient and crosses his arms.

  - Fine! – John turns to Paul and looks down. – I love you, Paulie.

  - Now, Paul, say that you love him too.

  - I love you too, Johnny. – Paul smiles a little and takes his hand.

  - Come here... – John smiles too and pulls him to a sweet kiss while Ringo sits down on the chair again.

  - Ringo? – George looks at him, a bit confused.

  - What, Joj?

  - Why can’t we play this game too?