#starrrants

[dilfstarr]

the whole point of a poly relationship is that all parties involved are in a relationship, not just the reader and one other person. especially in these mfm fics—have the men kiss! have them have chemistry with each other, not just the reader.

[notreallyastarr]

Guys… I think I just bet on some losing dogs.

[dilfstarr]

the Toji stinks accusations are really confusing me and my homegirls. yall think he was hopping from woman to woman—bed to bed smelling like gorilla ass on wheels? chalking up conversations with chapped lips and enough butter surrounding his gums to fill up a large popcorn at AMC? PLEASE. he’s an assassin for crying out loud, why would he leave a trail of stench behind?

[notreallyastarr]

Crashing out because I just remembered the doomed love story of Calvin Evans and Elizabeth Zott.

[notreallyastarr]

Actual footage of me googling synonyms for "responds" and "says" for the 100th time.

[notreallyastarr]

The concept of Bishova as Hollanov

USA's Kate Bishop and Russia's Yelena Belova

(Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rosanov)

The Young Avengers VS The New Avengers?? They already have the enemies to lovers trope down, they just need a rivalry situationship.

spot the difference: there is literally none

[dilfstarr]

me if i was in the same ring as AJ Lee & CM Punk.

[notreallyastarr]

There’s something about the Thunderbolts cast and bts scenes that has me yearning for actress!reader rpf 🤭😫🙂‍↕️

Maybe with a slow burn coworkers to friends to lovers with Lewis hehe