I don’t know how good this actually is, but I think it’s fun 
Legado : do you wanna hear a joke?
Warriors, who has learned his lesson keeps walking
Legado grabs onto his sleeve stares at him directly : do you wanna hear a joke?
The pressure rises warriors cracks.
Warriors: sure, what’s the joke?
Legado has a look in his eyes the look that only dads have before they say a dad joke
Legado : What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn’t open the door?
Legado ignoring what he just said: ….. What did Zelda suggest to Link when diplomacy didn't work?
Legado : i’m going back to dark humor
Anyway, I hope you have a good rest of the year and I hope you thought this was at least a little bit funny I personally think it’s hilarious 
And your lovely little guys lived rent-free in my brain for well over a year now 😁
XD poor guy, there's little worse than having your joke stolen from you. I'm sure one day he'll succeed in telling a joke that'll make Warriors laugh.
A part of me still can't believe it's been a year. Thank you for sticking around, and hope the rest of your year is a good one as well! And might I offer in return:
Hyrule, having overheard: Hey, knock knock.
Legato, instantly suspicious: ...who's there?