just found out some people are crackshipping ryland grace and tom ryder from fall guy and unfortunately I’m fully sold on that having happened at least once.
it was shortly after breaking things off with his longtime college girlfriend and grace is lowkey wondering if he is gay or something (the answer is or something). he’s actively getting ousted from academia, mid prolonged mental breakdown he’s not making the best choices. enter tom ryder who is mostly straight but sometimes likes to fuck guys who look just like him and colt is never going to anywhere near that. but oh look at that he has a twin brother with way less self confidence visiting him on set today…
it’s the worst lay of ryland’s life. he never tells colt about it until after the events of fall guy when they catch up over some drinks and ryland (very drunk) accidentally lets it slip and colt spits his tequila sunrise all over the table.
“You fucked Tom Ryder? And you never told me?”
“I was at a real low point. And technically I signed an NDA, I shouldn’t be talking about it at all.”
“Did you forget the part where the other guy involved in the NDA and the woman who probably drafted it up are both in jail for murder? And attempted murder? Of me?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Oh yeah!”
“If it helps at all to hear, it was really bad.”
“It does not.”
