#start without me

[e-rose]

Friend (punctual): The gathering starts at 7pm, does that work for you?

Me (chronically late): Yeah... im just gonna try to get there early so that im on time when im late!

[woehasjoined]

jaimiealexander I’m loving this @garyjanetti 💛✨ #startwithoutme

[garfield-crazed]

1992-04-03

[universitybookstore]

From the author of The Book of Jonah, Joshua Max Feldman’s new novel, Start Without Me. “She pushed a scrap of turkey into a mound of mashed potato.  ‘None of it matters, though.  Thirty, forty years tops, the ice caps will be melted, and this whole shitshow will be underwater.’"  Love it. Out now from Morrow.  

[postersbykeith]

[takealookuplauren]

but like everything i do it's misunderstood

[slaughterbeach]

[generalgemini-booknerd]

Sorry y'all..

I apparently started world war 3 with my bio dad’s family. Have fun without me, I gotta go dig out my body amour and poison darts…