#starter; stephen

[loveshard]

— ✧ ❛ 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏 !

STEPHEN: there are two things i love in this world. STEPHEN: dick and cats. STEPHEN: why can't i just have dick and cats forever.

[turbiidus]

— ✧ ❛ IMESSAGE TO: ??

STEPHEN: COOKIE CALL

STEPHEN: it’s like a booty call but for cookies

STEPHEN: and the other way around

STEPHEN: i’m offering them not asking for them

[loveshard]

— ✧ ❛ imessage to: ??

stephen: oh my god

stephen: it's only been a week babe

stephen: A WEEK

stephen: and it's one am ......

stephen: don't you think it's a little early in the relationship for sexting?

[loveshard]

— ✧ ❛ imessage to: ??

stephen: gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

stephen: can u come give me a ride?

[turbiidus]

— ✧ ❛ IMESSAGE TO: ??

STEPHEN: what are the chances that aliens are real?

[turbiidus]

based on awkward first meetings: my cat steals underwear and i come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.

         ❛ ——what are you doing in my backyard? and with mister tuxedo pants? ❜ stephen questioned with obvious confusion as he approached the pair, arms folded over his chest. he was aware the newest edition to his family liked to hang out in the garden by the blooming peonies, but he doesn’t remember himself or any of his siblings inviting anyone over to the house, especially not into the backyard. ❛ are you two having an impromptu playdate that i didn’t know about? ❜ he continued in a joking manner, scooping the kitten into his arms, unaware that something was hanging out of its mouth.

[loveshard]

        ❛     i think i overdosed on avocados. you’ll have to webmd me before it’s too late.    ❜    it’s just a stomach ache, but he’s known to be a drama king. / @lostkids​

[loveshard]

        ❛     —— you would be surprised how well my nudes come out on a selfie stick. i leveled up about five hundred percent.    ❜  / @wearyhands