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Darth Plagueis, Darth Sidious, and Delusions

Text from James Luceno’s “Darth Plagueis”

Decided to finally put all three of these posts together

[bisexualvader]

"This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker, right now: You don't remember putting away your lightsaber. You don't remember moving from Palpatine's private office to his larger public one; you don't remember collapsing in the chair where you now sit, nor do you remember drinking water from the half-empty glass that you find in your mechanical hand. You remember only that the last man in the galaxy you still thought you could trust has been lying to you since the day you met. And you're not even angry about it. Only stunned."

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Novelization by Matthew Stover

[experienceandobservation]

Pedro Pascal | Marvel Studios Panel At 2026 San Diego Comic-Con | July 25, 2026

[bisexualvader]

You fought in the Clone Wars?

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NATALIERSO'S FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION 

@theaceofdragons asked: Jyn or Cassian

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Star Wars × Tarot: Battle of Scarif in Rogue One

[supertaliart]

I was thinking about that moment in the Sound of Music where Captain Von Trapp rips up the Nazi flag. And then I thought there should be a version of that but with Bail Organa ripping up the imperial flag.

And then I thought, there should be an AU where Bail and Breha call up Obi-wan and go hey, we know you’re off being an ex-space-nun/monk but we have a whole bunch of children that we need your help raising. You should disguise yourself and come be our nanny.

And Obi-wan is like “???? I left you with one child what do you mean you have a whole bunch now??!?” And they’re like “we’re not telling you because the mystery is the only way we can get you to visit.”

So Obi-wan shows up and Bail and Breha have a whole mess of ex-padawans and initiates that they’ve found and rescued (definitely Caleb and Cal) and are now raising alongside Leia.

And Obi-Wan Kenobi cannot turn his back on that. More hope for the future than he even dreamed could exist. So he stays and teaches them how to hide themselves and eventually is convinced by Bail and Breha that it’s okay to teach them to hope too. That the have to believe that one day it will be safe to be a Jedi again and then they will need the teachings beyond just how to hide their force signatures.

Then Bail and Breha both seduce Obi-wan together.

But eventually someone tips off the empire (one of the padawans has shit taste in partners) and Obi-wan and all the padawans have to flee to Spitzerland (Space Switzerland).

Pick your own adventure whether any combo of Bail/Breha/Leia goes with them for as sweet an ending as you like (although I don’t think Leia could truly stay out of the fight for long, no more than Owen can keep Luke from longing for the stars)

Anyways this has been The Sound of Meditation, another of my “I don’t know who this is for, this might just be for me” AUs.

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Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith