Who is more likely to raise their voice? It depends on the situation, but Heinz is more likely to start shouting than LeonWho threatens to leave but never actually does? Leon. He’d only leave when Heinz were to order him to leaveWho actually keeps their word and leaves? HeinzWho trashes the house? Leon tends to smash or punch shit if he’s really madDo either of them get physical? Very rarelyHow often do they argue/disagree? Occasionally but not too oftenWho is the first to apologise? It depends on the situation, but usually it’s Leon
Sex:
Who is on top? Mostly HeinzWho is on the bottom? Usually LeonWho has the strangest desires? Probably Leon…Any kinks? Let’s just say BDSM is very often involved when they do it~Who’s dominant in bed? HeinzIs head ever in the equation? Why, of courseIf so, who is better at performing it? HEINZ. Leon would say he’s got god-like skills~Ever had sex in public? ….. yesWho moans the most? LeonWho leaves the most marks? HeinzWho screams the loudest? LEONWho is the more experienced of the two? I’d say they’re equally experiencedDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both, depending on their mood & the situationRough or soft? Usually rough (just like Leon loves it) but they have softer times tooHow long do they usually last? Long enough~Is protection used? NopeDoes it ever get boring? Hell nahWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Pool table? Shooting range?
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Leon wants kids, Heinz isn’t too interested in childrenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? One would be enoughWho is the favourite parent? Probably Leon cause he’d be less strictWho is the authoritative parent? Heinz way more than LeonWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? LEONWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? This one goes to Heinz, tbh. While Leon is the more chill parent, he gets strict in terms of health and stuff, so he doesn’t want his child eating too many sweets and when he’s gone the kid would go bother Heinz with puppy eyes and probably give in to shut them upWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? It used to be Leon only but after he verbally murdered a teacher once Heinz decided he cannot be left alone so they usually go together or Heinz goes alone Who changes the diapers? Mostly LeonWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Whoever wakes up firstWho spends the most time with the children? Probably Leon. He LOVES kids and would try to spend as much time with his bab as possibleWho packs their lunch boxes? LeonWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Heinz…. it doesn’t end too wellWho cleans up after the kids? Both doWho worries the most? LEON, HANDS DOWNWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? They both curse a lot so it’s hard to say who’d be responsible for it
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Both, but Leon more so than HeinzWho is the little spoon? LeonWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? HeinzWho struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Especially HeinzHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? They can cuddle for hoursWho gives the most kisses? It’s a tieWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Just spending time with each otherWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? On the sofaWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? HeinzHow often do they get time to themselves? They work together so even when they’re not home they’ll manage to throw in some couple time
Sleeping:
Who snores? Heinz snores lightly (Leon thinks it’s absolutely adorable), Leon only snores when he’s got a cold and his nose is stuffedIf both do, who snores the loudest? Leon’s stuffed-nose snores are usually louderDo they share a bed or sleep separately? They shareIf they sleep together, do they cosy up together or lay far apart? Sometimes they snuggle up, sometimes it’s too warm to cuddle but even then they’re never too far apart from each other. Leon, for one, is so used to being close to Heinz that he has troubles sleeping when he doesn’t feel him closebyWho talks in their sleep? Leon does sometimesWhat do they wear to bed? Usually just boxers… or nothingAre either of your muses insomniacs? NoCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Leon has a bottle of them in his bedside drawer for nights he wakes up from nightmares and can’t fall asleep again without taking one (sometimes two)Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? BothWho wakes up with bed hair? BOTHWho wakes up first? Heinz, usuallyWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Both wouldWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Leon prefers sleeping a little curled up on his side with Heinz’s arms around him which fits perfectly with how Heinz prefers being curled up with Leon in his arms; or starfishing, when he’s got the bed for himselfWho hogs the sheets? Do they set an alarm each night? Only when they have work the next dayCan a television be found in their bedroom? In modern verse yes, in canon verse noWho has nightmares? LeonWho has ridiculous dreams? Both probably, especially when drunkWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? LEONWho makes the bed? They switchWhat time is bed time? They don’t have a set bed timeAny routines/rituals before bed? Lots of goodnight kissesWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? LEON
Work:
Who is the busiest? HeinzWho rakes in the highest income? HeinzAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Leon… mostly because sometimes Heinz fucks him so hard he can’t walk the next morning and not because he’s actually sickWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Leon, for the same reason as aboveWho sucks up to their boss? LEON SUCKS HIS BOSS OFF UNDER THE TABLE because well, Heinz is his boss–What are their jobs? Both work as officers for the Stasi. Heinz’s rank is Lieutenant Colonel while Leon’s is First LieutenantWho stresses the most? Mostly Leon tbhDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They’re both fine with it and of course Heinz enjoys torturing his prisoners for informationAre your muses financially stable? Eyup
Home:
Who does the washing? LeonWho takes out the trash? HeinzWho does the ironing? BothWho does the cooking? Leon most of the timeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? NeitherWho is messier? They’re both pretty tidyWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Could happen to either of themWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? … LeonWho forgets to flush the toilet? NeitherWho is the prankster around the house? LeonWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? LeonWho mows the lawn? HeinzWho answers the telephone? Whoever reaches it firstWho does the vacuuming? HeinzWho does the groceries? Both, usually togetherWho takes the longest to shower? Leon, if only to waste hot water because he doesn’t like getting cold when he leaves the shower stallWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Leon again because of how long he showers sometimes…
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? NopeHow many cars do they own? Just oneDo they own their home or do they rent? Heinz bought the flatDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YesWhat’s their song? Don’t Deserve You - Plumb because sometimes they both think they don’t deserve the other, but they always insist “yes you do”What do they do when they’re away from each other? Miss each otherWhere did they first meet? At workHow did they first meet? Leon was walked into Heinz’s office and they were told they’ll be working together from now onWho spends the most money when out shopping? LeonWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Good questionWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both doAny mental issues? Leon suffers from PTSD and seperation anxietyWho’s terrified of bugs? They don’t mind them but don’t like them eitherWho kills the spiders around the house? Either wouldTheir favourite place? HomeWho pays the bills? Heinz pays the main bills since he owns the place, but Leon takes care of the shopping bills and often insists on paying little bills like when they need new furniture or anythingDo they have any fears for their future? Leon is scared Heinz is going to leave one dayWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Both, actuallyWho uses up all of the hot water? LEONWho’s the tallest? HeinzWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? HeinzWho wanders around in their underwear? BothWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? LeonWhat do they tease each other about? A lot of thingsWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? In modern verse, Heinz sometimes cringes at Leon’s fashion sense…Do they have mutual friends? They do~Who crushed first? Leon crushed & then fell so damn hard jfcAny alcohol or substance related problems? NopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? LeonWho swears the most? Leon a little bit more
