Apr 5, 2022
I thought for sure that the state beverage of Kentucky was gonna be bourbon, but it turns out it's actually milk... Most states chose milk as their state beverage, and that's just wrong. For once, Florida isn't the weird one: our state beverage is orange juice, which is perfectly apropos, it's what we're known for besides alligators and crystal meth. Indiana's is water because Mike Pence thinks milk is too sexual (udders make him cry, and he has to think about baseball until the boner goes away)
