At State U, Megyn was thrilled to make the soccer team. She was a little surprised, but also a little thrilled, that after the team’s first victory, all the girls gathered together in the shower room.
When team captain Bonnie put her hands on Megyn’s buns, she was even more surprised. And thrilled.
“Welcome to the team, Megyn. You made the team based on your talent, to be sure. But now we have to find out if you’re really ‘on the team’.”
“What does that mean, Bonnie?”
“Well, the team voted, and we selected you as the freshman we most want to get us off with your tongue. So, if you really want to be a full member of the team, you have your work cut out for you tonight. Think you’re up to the challenge?”
“Challenge? Ha. Where do I start? You chose the right girl, I promise.”














