#static ask

[ask-ufpapyrus]

Why doesn't static know the difference between food and trash didn't his Brother teach him?

Anything can be Food Anon even you.

[thestaticsquirrel]

{Static, it's good to see you again! Did you get taller since I last saw you, gruff?}

(Static giggled sheepishly) No, i’m pretty sure i’ve stopped growing. Also you’re speaking to my dad, krzzt.

(Spark) I, erm, hello kind sir. Hey Junior, who is this antelope fella? One of your buddies, pika?

(Static, emoting Thought) Yea this is, erm… Oh! This is Bruce, heh, I almost forgot his name. It has been awhile, hasn’t it?

(Spark) Oh, Bruce. Hello there, sir. *Spark holds his right paw up above his head* I’m Junior’s dad. My name’s also Static, I named him after me, but you can call me by my second name, Spark. That’s usually how I like it, pika.

(Static) It…heh…helps us tell who’s being addressed, krzzt. And it’s a lot easier on the lungs.

((Spark’s headcanon height is 2′5½”, a tadbit taller than Static, who is 2′4″.))

[static-in-andante]

1,3, and 8 for the pokemon ask game!!! :3

:D

1) What’s your favorite Pokemon?

EMBOAR!!!! the cheer i cheert when i saw emboar in lza i love them so muchhhh

3) What’s your Favorite [add a Type] pokemon?

iiii shall go with normal! because i feel like they get left out a lot. anyways mono-normal i'd have to say porygon :] look at yhose polygons

(normal + another type would be grafaiai though!!! such a silly artist)

8) Who’s your favorite Baby pokemon ?

probably togepi :3

[static-in-andante]

Item: The Clay Personality Mold Rarity: ✸ Legendary

What video game do you think shaped your personality and are you okay with that?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

gulps. maybe minecraft. if only because of my experiences with my frands :]

[static-in-andante]

Item: A Fancy Mirror Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

Which video game character do you most identify with (and why, if you like)?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

First character i thought of was siffrin from isat

granted i havent finished the game but cmon. silly goofy pun-loving ominous-ass he/they? literally me.

[static-in-andante]

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

whenever possible i like to use some form of static.in.a___ (replacing the periods when necessary) bc i like keeping the acronym sia :D

so far ive used abyss, andante, allegro, and adagio, but im trying to branch out + possibly find shorter words lol

also ominous ass cat

[static-in-andante]

36 :P -Seb/DeadEnd :)

omg hiii

36) Would they behave differently if they knew they were always being observed (but not judged) by a higher power?

gonna yap abt vinico and the answer is definitely yes

even just being observed by a higher power would be enough to get him to think far more about what he's doing (as if he isn't already doing that)

it would feel guilty about the things it did when it was younger, regardless of the presence of judgement or not, and would be actively attempting to balance out its karma in a sense. it's always self-conscious about what it does on a normal day-to-day basis. having the knowledge that a higher power is always watching it? bad shit all around.

[static-in-andante]

1, 2, and 22 for the ask game :3

for 1 & 2 gotta say Smoking Filter by Everybody's Worried About Owen and then Nunemaker's Swingset by the same guy. ik smoking filter isnt in nunemaker's swingset but also like. idk i just really like smoking filter :D

22 has gotta be New York! was very nice & cool and not like my homestate :] i also got a big man plush from the nintendo store there which was awesome :D