#static verse

[pixviee]

YOU DUMB BITCH

-probably static

@theconstantsidekick

[ghostwhrt]

"Le roi est mort, vive le roi!"

"And Bucky should've known that was a goddam omen."

Inspired by the Static Verse series by @theconstantsidekick

https://theconstantsidekick.tumblr.com/post/653156526879621120/static-verse-masterlist

[theconstantsidekick]

hello there.

i know i've been missing, but i kinda need help. i am broke, dirt poor and in desperate need of employment.

but anyway, if my bucky fanfics ever meant anything to you (and you have a twitter account) please go like this post.

if i win, it'll help with the dirt poor and broke part. and the winning kinda depends on how many likes i get. HELP ME OUT GUYS PLEASE.

if i win, i promise to update static verse!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR. (ik this is exploitative, but i am clearly very desperate)

[theconstantsidekick]

Happy new year! (and happy February!) wanted to check in on you, how ya doing, what have you been up to? 😚

just... sadness

yeah. mostly sit around being sad.

[theconstantsidekick]

I miss you so fucking much:( hope you're doing well, just remember I love you=))))))))You're perfecttttt

i am not (doing well or perfect)

i miss u too

ly

[theconstantsidekick]

heeeeey

I absolutely need you to know that I read your whole masterlist and I am in love. It’s absolutely perfect.

And I don’t know of you take requests, if yes, maybe I could interest you in a new Bucky fanfic? If no, just ignore me, I will just reread everything again.

Also I’m German so sorry if what I’m saying might be a little hard to unterstand

So I thought absolut a stark!reader fic, where the reader is the biological child of Howard and Maria stark, like Arno stark in the comics (but just female if possible). And like in the comics the pregnancy had some complications, the baby was born but had a severe lung disease. Howard searched for a solution and met Recorder 451 (also like the comics), who modified his genes with the alien genes and cured the baby. Still the baby was hidden, maybe in some kind of hospital facility and maybe even frozen im somehow along the years. Tony never knew of her, he was adopted after her birth. I thought maybe the facility was taken over by hydra, the then baby now adult was trained, had some powers, was really smart but held captive. One day they break out, finally free, but now being tracked by the winter soldier. But he never stands a chance. Y/N could then go to shield and use their powers there, but maybe use a different name.

I thought it would be cool if they, because of the powers, end up with the avengers. Since Tony doesn’t know her and wants to get to know her, he could be doing a background check, maybe finding nothing the first round because she cleared her traces, but not giving up and one day finding everything out because of the winter soldier. Maybe he feels betrayed, because she is a stark in blood and he finds out he is adopted, then there is civil war, Y/N is team cap, no hard feels for Bucky because he was the winter soldiers first victim, they get to know each other (but he already knows her, just doesn’t say anything because he is unsure, I come to that in a sec), she isn’t mad about the dead parents because they hid her and she never really had a childhood or life and she and Bucky get really close. Bucky always thinks she’s into Steve, because they occasionally flirt, but she isn’t. When bucky goes to Wakanda she stays with him and works on freeing him from hydras shit and a new arm for him, he really falls in love with her, she is clueless and one day she realizes she likes him more than a friend, gets nervous but with a happy ending. And I thought that maybe after the blip, she wasn’t blipped, all she wants to do is get Bucky back and works on time travel, finds the solution with Tony, and when they go back in time, she meets 40s Bucky. I know they shouldn’t talk and all, but maybe there is no other way and he helps her and falls in love with her and they actually start their relationship then and there. When Bucky is back from the blip there is a letter waiting for him in his back in which she says, that if he reads this she went back in time to get him, so that’s why she left wakanda and he now really knows, that it’s been her all along.

I just realized how awful long this is. So maybe just ignore everything and I’m still happy about everything you wrote.

Also thank you! Hope you’re doing great. Greetings from Leipzig (I’m still proud that the civil war airport scene was filmed here in Leipzig at our airport) 💕

Hey.

I have the hottest of hot takes—YOU should write this. It's pretty compelling, it's intriguing, it is rooted enough in the universe to garner interest from readers, and with Doomsday around the corner, it will also get traction. I genuinely, wholeheartedly think YOU should write this. Maybe you're apprehensive about your english (you should not be! this is tumblr, literally no one cares) if that is the case, I will happily beta for you, or even gemini will (ai sucks ass but it can be useful) or maybe you think you're not a writer, in which case, you are wrong, this whole thing gave writer energy to me. Maybe you think people won't read it, in that case, let me tell you—if you time it right, they will. I can help with that too.

Basically what I am trying to get at is that clearly this is a story you have thought about a lot, I will never be able to do justice to it and I haven't written anything for the static verse in a while (life's been kicking my goddamn ass) so i think, instead of giving me your brilliance, you should utilise it for yourself.

Hope I have not upset you.

All my love to you and great many thanks for reading my shitty writing. Take care.

[theconstantsidekick]

… as a static verse writer, idk how to retcon the kid into the plot, chat.

chat, gotta admit, i am scared about that plot line. i have nightmares of it. i am shaking in my boots, chat. the whole usp of my series is being in congruity with the mcu. i am going to find out after having fucked around, chat. i am going to be tasting the fruits of my own hubris, chat. i am going to find out that the dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed, chat.

i might be shitting my pants, chat.

[theconstantsidekick]

Girl where the hell you at ?

perishing slowly on a hammock at my college friends' place.

proof im not kidding ^