#static-enterprises

[the-great-black-hat-manor-blog]

Excuse me, but I wanted to ask if we'd ever RPed before?

//sorry! this blog doesn’t rp anymore! Way too stressful for the mun here. : 0

[riplae]

A comic commissioned by @static-enterprises

[borrowedxtime-blog1]

Well, ask yourself this. Who out of everyone you know has the gall to do this, can disappear in an instant and could use the knowledge of knowing what holy water does to you to their advantage~?

“That….doesn’t actually narrow it down very much.”

“……………….WHAT.”

“Are you serIouSly telLinG me thaT ApPlianCe-hEadEd IDIOT got aWaY frOM mE AGAIN?!”

NEXT TIME I SEE HIM, HE’S DEAD.  

[villainous-doc-blog]

static-enterprises replied to your post: Hello! Here's Steve!

“You’re a real bitch, you know that, Slug?” Still pops the kiss into the top of his tv.

⚛️ “Let me show you how much of a bitch I really am TV face.” About eight tendrils escaped the scientist’s back and jutted right into the other. One just barely missing his heart while the rest kept the Steve bound tight. 

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 

“Don’t worry, S T E V E, I missed your heart and anything else vital to you living. You are bleeding out some though. Try not to move too much. I want you alive when I cut you open.” He started to laugh like he had finally gone mad. “But don’t you worry--I am a Doctor~!” The clearly inhuman man cackled as he swiftly pivoted his victim on a stone surgical slab. Pinning and restraining his volunteer down via leather straps. Once down for the ride Slug circled about the slab, tendrils still at the ready. 

“W H A T  D O  Y O U  T H I N K  I  S H O U L D  DO  W I T H  Y O U?”

[paperheaded-blog]

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      SEND $$$ FOR AN AMAZON PRODUCT REVIEW.  accepting.

★☆☆☆ ☆ If the word asshole had a face, it’d be Steve’s. By Dr.Flug on July 18, 2017

It’s rude, annoying, and for some reason he never knows when to stop. Sure, it can be somewhat fun to pick at him but if you don’t know how to get rid of him as soon as he starts becoming irritating, then don’t get it. Seriously. 

[riplae]

"You know the thing I find funniest in that comic you did with Black Hat? That the door the hero is hiding behind is actually keeping him at bay. Like, he's a fucking eldritch horror abomination that could rip the world asunder if he wants, but he CAN'T get past this one FUCKING door!"

That door is Black Hat’s true enemy.

[borrowedxtime-blog1]

So, what's the deal between you and that Steve guy?

“To put it simply….”

“He’s in my way….”

[paperheaded-blog]

✘ [I feel this is only natural.]

            SEND A SYMBOL FOR A TEXT. accepting.

✿ for a HATEFUL text.

                [text]:   Who do you think you are? Really.                [text]:   Why can’t you just get killed or some shit and leave the business alone?