The only thing that got me through work today was thinking about how godawful and toxic a poly ship that includes staticmoth AND stolitz would be. Does this already exist? Has someone already come up with a ship name for them? If so, that would be hilarious
They’d be at each others throats every single day and they’d have the freakiest (negative), scariest sex every night.
None of them are dating and ALL OF THEM are dating. They’re all dating but vox and blitz hate each other and both get jealous when the other flirts with Val or stolas but they’ll also spend a lot of time together cuddling on the couch and watching movies.
Val and stolas love going on dates together. Stolas gets blitz to tag along so now all 3 of them are on a cute date without vox??? The most special guy in the world??? He’s pissed. He drags velvette who is not in the poly onto a date of their own, right behind Val, blitz, and stolas. He’s constantly looking over to see if any of them are watching (they are not)
Vox and stolas have cute dinner dates together, but only inside the tower, because it’s bad enough dating one man. How is he supposed to show his face when the public finds out he’s dating 3?
Velvette is disgusted by them but she loves the vees so she hangs out with everyone. She leaves the room when Bird Beak and Flathead start making out, and breaks out in a sprint if Val and Blitz go at it
If anyone has anything to add to this terrible horrible crackship, PLEASE go right ahead