#statistics.

[bittersweet-jack-of-no-trades]

Ford loves weird things, so obviously he loves the ocean and aquatic environments. Even the "non-Weird" species are SO weird--- see-through fish, blue-blooded arthropods, things with no eyes or too many eyes or eyes radically different from ours. So when he goes to Backupsmore, his focus ends up not just in physics but in aquatic biology--- not marine science, his true love, because the ocean reminds him too much of his brother, and the Stan o' War, and a dream that was never meant to be--- but freshwater is... similar. And strange. And some lakes here in the continental U.S. are as big as saltwater bays and seas, and just as deep, too.

So instead of Gravity Falls, Oregon, settled into an old logging forest, he finds himself in Gravity Falls, Michigan, on the isthmus between Lakes Superior and Michigan. Midwesterners are too nice to say anything about his hands or past or odd habits, and the lakes are huge and packed with Weird creatures--- monsters that would put Loch Ness's own to shame, loons made out of lichen, dragonflies the size of his arm that whisper the future in the beat of their wings. Just being by the lake isn't enough for Ford; when he builds his lab, he builds it on the water. He builds a lab-boat.

Perhaps the portal is constructed on a small, otherwise unnotable island on one of the lakes. Perhaps Ford builds a submarine and constructs it under the water, where its form is tangled with sea grass and its swarmed with fishes both typical and unusual. But Bill still gets into his head, the portal is still constructed, he still calls Stan for help, and he still gets pushed into the portal.

All of this to say: the Mystery Shack as a traveling houseboat in the Great Lakes system. Stan on a boat, but a lake boat representative of his deepest failure as a brother; Stan who constructs the weirdest, cheesiest, most environmentally concerning barely-floating structure that draws in the locals on their speedboats and tourists who pay local captains to take them out to the bobbing monstrosity. Stan who paddles to a different lake when he gets in trouble with local law. Stan who, when he's in the middle of Superior on the Canada-US border, when it's dark and he can't see land, when the wind makes rolling waves he can almost pretend are flavored with salt, can imagine, for a moment, what life would've been if only he and Ford were on the Stan o' War. It's what he dreams of as he works on the portal with the late-afternoon duck calls echoing around him, his only company the birds and the bugs and the fishes. At least, before Dipper and Mabel show up.

[rvexillology]

The flag of the US but its the obesity statistics.

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: Over the years?

[airship-full-of-dragons]

“So what have you been doing during your Christmas break?”

[taconi5]

STATISTICS.

name: occtis tachonis. age: eternally stuck at twenty. date of birth: tbd. gender & pronouns: nonconforming man, he/they. orientation: heavily closeted bisexual. height: 5'11". weight: 170lbs. build and mannerisms: lightly built, thin and slender. holds himself in the manner of a noble - upright and politely withdrawn at first glance, but if you know him well he gives off the manner of someone who could probably crumple like paper if you glare at him too hard. olive skinned, black curly hair that's worn a little longer. bright green eyes that either stare unblinkingly or flicker over everything in anxiety. soft-spoken around people he isn't familiar with, with an edge to his voice that's jittery. after being resurrected by the stone of nightsong, his face has a sunken quality to it particularly around the eyes and his cheekbones. he's cold to the touch (similar to the way a corpse feels as it slowly sets into rigor mortis) and a careful inspection will reveal he has no pulse due to having no heart. clothing style: elegant, from well-made and expensive materials. after training as a wizard he keeps his spellbook holstered at his side, alongside a number of materials for his spell components attached to his utility belt. usually in his house colors or in shades of black. wears a cravat that matches the scarf his familiar has taken to wearing. the clothes that he wears have a worn quality to them. prominent traits: anxious, dependent, determined, resourceful, studious, observant, versatile. mbti: intj. enneagram: type 6. relationships: pincushion (fox familiar), thaisha lloy (mentor, closest friend), primus tachonis (father).

[kiddaeng]

trivia.

education? managed to make it into the next phase of nursing school but one week into clinical and he decided he couldn’t lie about it anymore and decided to finish up his business degree and focus in marketing. all the networking managed to get him a spot under an entertainment company’s marketing department. 

social status? parents still egg him over taking over the company when he gets more credentials. daehyun has been actively avoiding that prospect.

swimming? was captain of the swim team at his university his last year but didn’t pursue anything serious despite how good he was at it because of his parents pestering him. still swims recreationally because being underwater helps blocks out all the thoughts in his head. he sometimes will still give swimming lessons to the kids there and for the last two summers in university he was a lifeguard over the summer.

social life? most of his partying days are over unless it’s networking events for the company and those are usually invitation-only events. 

migraines? poetry? still gets migraines and since he has no time for spoken word he usually just journals to get all the thoughts all. occasional ghostwrites for artists who suck at it.

lit club: still the best memory ever. current social life: manageable. current job: marketing/promotion department for abc entertainment and thinking of branching into radio show territory because his playlists are fire.

[geneticyborg]

STATISTICS.EXE

BASICS

DESIGNATION: X5-599 PREFERRED NAME: Zack D.O.B | D.O.D: August 28th | N/A SEX | PRONOUNS: Cis Male | He, His, Him ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Virgo. Precise, exact and critical, Zack understands that the devil is in the details and he pays attention to them. He is hardworking, efficient and methodical and can usually work or reason his way out of any challenge. ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Good. He follows his conscience with little regard for what others expect of him, making his own way but has a good heart. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations and struggles to keep his belief in the face of trauma and terrible experiences. He hates when people try to intimidate others and follows his own moral compass. MYERS BRIGGS TEST: ISTJ, the Logistician. Enjoys taking responsibility for his actions and takes pride in the work that he does when working towards a goal. Defined by his integrity, practicality, logic and tireless dedication to duty makes him a vital core to any family or organization that upholds traditions, rules and standards.

PERSONALITY

POSITIVE TRAITS: Analytical, practical, observant, honest and direct. Dutiful, committed, responsible, level headed and reliable. NEGATIVE TRAITS: Stubborn, blunt, insensitive, rigid and judgmental. Self-loathing, guilty, self-depricating, jealous and aggressive. SURFACE TEMPERMENT: Zack will often present himself as “the boy next door”, using his generic white male appearance to portray an act of being polite, well-mannered and friendly as a means of lulling those around him into a sense of safety and familiarity that allows him to pass as memorable but nonthreatening. TRUE TEMPERMENT: However, those whom are given the benefit to see beneath the surface act will soon realize that Zack is far angrier and violent that first impressions would imply. Zack can become incredibly aggressive to those that he perceives as a threat to his safety or the safety of those that he cares about and responds accordingly. He’s merciless, cold and efficient when it comes to achieving his goals and can compartmentalize his emotions and uses this tactic to keep everyone at arms length save for a handful of his proclaimed brothers and sisters.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTORS

EYES | HAIR: Blue | Blond HEIGHT | WEIGHT: 5'11 | 98 kgs TATTOOS: Black, patented barcode on the base of the back of his neck. Often laser removed but inevitably resurfaces after a handful of days. PIERCINGS: None BODY MODIFICATIONS: As a genetically engineered X series, Zack’s DNA has been spliced with various forms of animal DNA that enhances and heightens his physical capabilities. After shooting himself in the head in order to donate his heart to X5-452, Zack is harvested by Manticore for several other organs, kept alive to undergo heavy cybernetic modifactions in which the damaged tissue and missing organs were replaced with synthetic tissue.

CURRENT LOCATION

Zack has returned to the city of Seattle after six months working on a Ranch with no memory of his past or his real identity. His memories however have been clawing back to the surface, triggered by numbers, posters and phrases that has driven him to seek out the woman that he knows only as Max. Abandoning the Ranch and returning to the city, Zack is slowly but surely piecing together his past while working as a Construction Worker in sector 9.

HISTORY

X5-599 was created by a covert genetics and military agency that went by the codename Manticore. Hand crafted, designed and spliced with numerous animal DNA and DNA found of extraordinary men and women, 599 was genetically engineered to be the perfect human weapon. Placed within a surrogate mother to be carried to term, 599 was born into servitude and trained from infancy to be an obedient soldier of Manticore alongside fifty others of his kind. As an X5, 599 was trained to be a Commanding Officer, attuned to make his own independent decisions and tactical strategies without the need for human oversight and co-led with X5-492 and X5-452 of a twenty man unit all ranging from the ages of six and ten years old.

Among their unit, 599 and the others chose names for themselves, 599 being given the name Zack by his siblings, and slowly pieced together their own identities whilst living under the oppressive training regime of Colonel Donald Lydecker. They were regoriously trained in physical skills, hand-to-hand combat, weapons training and assembly and military strategy and tactics as well as Intelligence training and conditioning.

Zack was closest with 492 and 452, Ben and Max, as they led their unit in different fractions of their objectives, assignments and missions but it was with Max that Zack felt the most for. Unlike the others in his unit, his feelings for Max were romantic – though he didn’t understand this until he was older. When Max’s life was threatened, Zack responded, attacking their trainer and spearheading an escape attempt in order to get Max and the others out of the facility before any more of them could be killed or hurt again.

Zack led the escape, separating his siblings and urging them to scatter and go underground once they escaped the perimeter fence. Zack was captured temporarily by Manticore security helping his siblings and Max escape the base but eventually escaped from transit before he could be returned to the facility and fled from Manticore’s Wyoming facility. Zack would spend the next ten years searching for, finding and protecting the twelve others of his unit that managed to escape that night. When finally reunited with Max, he was twenty years old.

Zack sacrificed every chance he had at making a life for himself in order to keep his siblings and Max safe and protected from Manticore whom were still searching for them in the hopes of returning them to Manticore for experimentation and reindoctrination.

Zack would give up his own freedom to save Max from Manticore’s clutches and would be tortured for four months by Colonel Donald Lydecker in the effort to find out the locations of the rest of the escaped members of his unit and would be rescued from the island during an escape attempt by Max.

During an assault on Manticore, Max would be shot through the heart. Her death and Manticore’s inability to repair the damaged tissue caused Zack to take his own life so that the Manticore scientists could use his own heart as a transplant to resuscitate Max before her brain was without blood and oxygen for too long. He saved Max’s life but Manticore refused to let him die.

Manticore kept Zack alive to be used as an organ doner, harvesting his lungs and other internal organs for other injured X5’s in Manticore’s service. He was eventually transferred to another facility where he was subjected to further violations by having his missing organs and body parts replaced by cybernetic implants and synthetic tissue. The damage that he sustained to his brain caused him to develop amnesia, unable to piece together his own memory on his own he had no sense of identity or of his past and was sold on the Black Market by an IT tech when Manticore was eventually destroyed.

Zack found himself the property of a gang of Body-Moders known as Steelheads who used him as extra muscle and an obedient tool until Zack once again reunited with Max. At first he was unable to remember her until she presented her barcode and Zack was able to make the connections with his own memory. He left the Steelheads and returned with Max in order to try and get his memory back. He succeeded. Recalling everything and feeling responsible for every perceived failure and mistaking his relationship with Max as romantic he eventually triggered his Manticore programming.

While in Manticore’s custody, PSY-OPs planted the belief that Eyes Only, or Logan Cale and Max’s soulmate, as a traitor. Zack attempted to kill Logan, believing that he was avenging himself and Max for the perceived terrors that they underwent while in Manticore which forced Max to electrocute Zack until he lost consciousness and wiped his memory once more.

Max made the choice to give Zack a new identity as Adam Thompson, making him believe that he had been working on a ranch when during a resource pick up had a car accident which resulted in his injuries and his memory loss. As Adam, Zack returned to work on the Ranch out of Seattle but slowly began to regain his memory.

[kryptnclnd]

STATISTICS.EXE

BASICS

DESIGNATION: Project Kr, 013 NAME: Kon-El ALIAS: Conner Kent CODENAME: Superboy D.O.B | D.O.D: March 21st, 2010 | October 29th, 2020 SEX: Cis Male ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: aries is the first of the zodiac signs whichis the sign of the self. People born under this sign strongly project their personalities onto others and can be very self-oriented. Aries tend to venture out into the world and leave impressions on others that they are exciting, vibrant and talkative. They tend to live adventurous lives and like to be the center of attention, but rightly so since they are natural, confident leaders. Enthusiastic about their goals and enjoy the thrill of the hunt, “wanting is always better then getting” is a good way to sum it up. Very impulsive and usually do not think before they act - or speak. Too often Aries will say whatever pops into their head and usually end up regretting it later! ALIGNMENT: neutral good does the best that a good person can do. Devoted to helping others. They works with kings and magistrates but do not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable. MYERS BRIGGS TEST: ISTP, virtuoso personality. Virtuosos love to explore with their hands and their eyes, touching and examining the world around them with cool rationalism and spirited curiosity. People with this personality type are natural Makers, moving from project to project, building the useful and the superfluous for the fun of it, and learning from their environment as they go. Friendly but very private, calm but suddenly spontaneous, extremely curious but unable to stay focused on formal studies, Virtuoso personalities can be a challenge to predict, even by their friends and loved ones. Virtuosos can seem very loyal and steady for a while, but they tend to build up a store of impulsive energy that explodes without warning, taking their interests in bold new directions.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENETIC DONORS: Clark Kent & Lex Luthor GENETIC RELATIVES: Kara Danvers OCCUPATION: Vigilante hero AFFILIATIONS: Young Justice, Justice League, Teen Titans, Titans SIGNIFICANT RELATIONSHIPS: M'Gann, Cassie, Tim Drake SEXUALITY: Bisexual | Bisexual

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTORS

HAIR | EYES: Black | Blue HEIGHT | WEIGHT: 6'2 | 88 kgs SPECIES: Kryptonian, Human NATIONALITY: Afro-American

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE

POSITIVE TRAITS: Assertive, intelligent, observant, brave and protective. Loyal, curious, bold, determined and resilient. NEGATIVE TRAITS: Stubborn, impulsive, aggressive, violent and easily provoked. Rigid, cold, reserved, guarded and suspicious. MENTAL DISORDERS: PTSD, Dissociative Disorder TEMPERMENT: Kon can come off as closed off and cold upon first encountering him as he presents as private and quiet. It can be difficult for him to open up to others, especially in the last couple of years and struggles to allow himself to be vulnerable with others which makes him appear detached or uncaring. However he is extremely protective of others and has a solid understanding of right and wrong despite Cadmus’ best efforts he shows a strong moral baseline. He’s intelligent, thoughtful and considerate and is always willing to put others needs first before his own.

CURRENT LOCATION

Kon-el graduated college last year with a Masters in Engineering and Mechanics. He is a full time member of the Justice League under the codename Superboy and has begun taking on more responsibilities as both a League member and as one of Beta and Delta teams training instructors. With Superman taking a frontal seat throughout the galaxy, Kon has also begun to take on more of the responsibilities and burdens of Superman. Since mastering his tactile telekinesis this effort has been made easier to shoulder.

He works closely with M'Gann and the League to take down Metahuman trafficking rings that have begun abducting and selling young Metahuman’s across galaxies as weapons of mass destruction.

Kon can often be found patrolling or at the League base. Since Supermans departure he has begun spending less and less time living domestically under his alias Conner Kent.

BASIC HISTORY

Project Kr was an independent Cadmus experiment, funded and designed by the underground organization known as The Light and was spearheaded by Lex Luthor. The project was meant to create a genetic clone of the Kryptonian superhero known as Superman using DNA stolen from the alien during his fight with Doomsday. The clone was meant to be void of it’s own independent thought and to be loyal to The Light whilst usurping the mantle of Superman to the public eye.

The Project was met with failure upon failure, the clones each suffering extreme psychotic breaks and were impossible to control until Luthor chose to splice his own DNA with the Kryptonian in order to design and create a half-human, half-kryptonian clone that was to be entirely loyal to him and to the Light.

During an independent infiltration mission committed by the heroes known as Robin, Kid Flash and Aqualad, the trio uncovered the underground project and after a messy encounter, freed the clone, known then only as Superboy, from his pod prison. Due to being freed from his pod before he could reach full adulthood and before the Light could strip him of his independent thought and ability to think and feel for himself, the Superboy was able to resist Cadmus’ mind control and imprinted conditioning, allowing him to rebel.

Superboy sided with the heroes and helped them escape the facility as well as destroy the remnants of the project where he then met the Justice League and his genetic donor, Superman.

Despite his desires to have a bonding relationship with Superman, Superboy was rejected and instead placed within the care of the League’s covert group consisting of Robin, Kid Flash, Aqualad and Miss Martian. Trained by the Black Canary and Red Tornado, the League’s covert team would undergo several covert infiltration and espionage missions for the League, uncovering and stopping corruption and criminal activities for many years.

Superboy would eventually take on the alias Conner Kent and as instructed by the League, enroll into High School alongside Miss Martian, or M'Gann, whom also took on her own alias of Megan.

Together the two aliens would do their utmost to blend in with society and learn how to socialize which caused them to easily gravitate to one another.

As the years past, the League and their covert teams would have numerous encounters with the alien race known as the Reach. Throughout these close calls, Superboy’s relationship with Superman would grow closer, the pair adopting a more brother like relationship than the father - son relationship that most expected of them and he was introduced to John and Martha Kent as well as given his Kryptonian name, Kon-el.

During a final confrontation against the Reach, one of Kon’s closest and most valued friends, Kid Flash, would sacrifice his life to save the planet from certain destruction. Wally West’s perceived death as well as the deep-cover mission that Kaldur'ahm underwent to flush out the remaining members of the Light, caused Kon to close himself off and as his friends continue to age and grow up without him, Kon finds himself keeping more and more people at a distance.

Kon has begun taking on more responsibility since becoming a League member and shoulders much of the new covert teams, Alpha, Beta and Delta, training and instruction alongside M'Gann.

Kon is closest with Tim Drake, Bart Allen Jaime Reyes and Cassie Sandsmark of the new teams.