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Monsterfuckers Anonymous

Jaskier knew there was a reason Geralt had agreed so easily to let him come along on this hunt.

written for the prompt: Ooh how about something with tentacles gets Jaskier in the woods and there's oviposition? Geralt rescues him and possibly there's a bit about Jaskier having to expel the eggs much to his embarrassment, if you're into that part.

With an Iron Fist

Jaskier gets fisted within an inch of his life. That's it. That's the fic.

written for the prompt: "Geralt and Jaskier are chatting about the biggest dick they have had and Jaskier doesn’t believe Geralt has taken a dragon’s dick. 'It was bigger than my forearm, Jaskier.' Cue Jaskier getting fisted but clear to Geralt’s elbow."

On Edge

Geralt and Jaskier invite Eskel and his Signs to have some fun at Kaer Morhen.

written for the prompt: "Geralt and Eskel edging Jaskier, who's under Axii not to come until they tell him, spending all day taking turns till he's soaked and full of cum, hole too loose to close and just completely cockdumb to the point he can't even begin to come. Finally, they DP him and tell him to come and his scream is loud enough to shake dust off the walls. Or fisting/double fisting maybe? Age is dealers choice I'm good with any."

Mating Season

It's Geralt's third year out on the Path, and while he might think he's seen everything the Continent has to offer, he's wrong.

Or, Geralt gets fucked by a dragon.

nothing can console me

Geralt takes a contract on a siren, expecting a fight, but receives something far different. (And enjoys it quite a bit.)

Don't Let Go

Geralt comes back from a hunt, needing to fuck the succubus venom out of his system, despite the fact that Jaskier desperately needs to piss. He makes Jaskier hold it while he fucks him, even as Jaskier is crying with the need to let go—whether that’s his bladder, or his orgasm, or both.

Easter Eggs

Geralt, the god of springtime and fertility, sees Jaskier walking through his forest and knows that he’ll be the perfect one to carry his eggs and revitalize the forest.

What I Need

Jaskier was sexually assaulted at a young age, forced to grow up far too fast. When it happens again as an adult, Geralt is there to help him as he reverts back to a childlike state in the face of his trauma.

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Taglist (TBA)

Kink List

No: gore, vore, scat, weight gain, emetophilia, necrophilia, permanent injury, feminization when it’s also associated with humiliation, gangbangs when it’s not strangers.

Maybe: watersports, underage, bestiality, incest, exhibitionism, a lot of pain

Yes: A/B/O, BDSM, CBT, come inflation, consensual non-consent, desperation, dubious consent, edging, fisting, humiliation, mind control, noncon, omorashi, orgasm denial, overstimulation, oviposition, pregnancy, somnophilia, sounding, tentacles, teratophilia

I tend to like writing Jaskier and Geralt the most, usually with Jaskier receiving, but I’ll write any characters except the other witchers. Ciri, sorceresses, monsters, anyone else is fair game!

If you don’t see something on here, please feel free to ask about it!

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hey! i absolutely love following your blog and the stuff you write and reblog. with that said, would you mind tagging "extreme underage" for fic with pre-pubescent participants? this seems to be the tag that people use most for that but any tag to that effect would be fine. NO kinkshaming, i promise, it's just the one thing that i personally need to blacklist and i would really be sad to stop following you. (that's not meant to be a flounce threat, i swear, i just really would be sad!)

Thank you for asking so respectfully! I’ve edited my most recent post to be tagged “stb extreme underage”, which I will be using for people younger than 13 from now on. Hope that helps!

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teeny tiny announcement

First of all, I’m so sorry to the prompts still sitting in my inbox! As soon as these deadlines I have coming up pass, that’ll be my first priority. Thanks for your patience, guys <3

Secondly, I’ve edited my kink list a bit. I’m not really vibing with witchers besides Geralt lately, although I’m still open to other characters! I’ve also moved some kinks around between categories. 

That’s all! Hope everyone is having a good new year so far!