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[queenbtana]

I needs me some Spring Break.

I honestly don't know if I can deal with this cold all the way until May...

[queenbtana]

Another weekend

Another party. I needs to get my ass off campus more often -- this whole.. sneaking around thing is getting on my damn nerves.

[vegaspuckerman]

So losers...

As much as whining is totally for pussies, some of the females around here sure know how to bust my nuts. But due to being cancelled on, I'm now free for any of you losers that want to get a hold of the Puckerman this evening. Just don't waste my time when I could be doing something better in my own awesome company. 

[queenbtana]

Okay, really?

I hads to witness some estúpido college boys jumping from their windows into the snow piles today on my way to lunch. Really? Trys it again when the snow melts and then see how fun it is.

Ay dios mío.