Never settle for nothing.

I'm kind of a big deal, so I'm going to be super surprised and a little bummed out if you don't know who I am already. The name's Noah Puckerman but if you're smokin' hot and have a good ass then you can call me whatever you like. I was born in a little...

[vegaspuckerman]

phebzberry:

Well, damn. 

Possibly also your ability to walk for a few days.

[phebzberry]

That better not be a promise you break. 

[vegaspuckerman]

The only thing I might break will be the bed.

[phebzberry]

We do that after - duh. 

[vegaspuckerman]

Oh you’ll be so exhausted that you won’t be doing anything after.

[phebzberry]

Hopefully gettin’ fucked into the mattress…or whatever surface you have me on. 

[vegaspuckerman]

Well it looks like we have a plan. I was gonna say Netflix and chill but that works too. 

[phebzberry]

I do get pretty messy, don’t I. 

[vegaspuckerman]

Yeah, yeah you do. What ya doing later? 

[phebzberry]

You callin’ me messy?

[vegaspuckerman]

Well there’s the paint and then there's those times when I get you really worked up in the bedroom.

[phebzberry]

The canvas. But it’s a messy process. 

[vegaspuckerman]

So...like you then?

[valentinawrites-deactivated2025]

[muuuuuuusic]

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It’s both incredible and unfortunate that a song from 40+ years ago can still feel so relevant. 

[vegaspuckerman]

the-adriannalopez replied to your photo:  You look like a country boy.

Is that a bad thing?

[vegaspuckerman]

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Heck of a view...and the background doesn't look too bad either. #calitripthrowback

[danielxharper-deactivated201503]

Did I just find my partner in crime? Right on, I signed up for football and field hockey. Pleasure is all mine Puck. You seem like you’ve got a goo head on your shoulders, and something tells me you’re slightly stubborn. I think we’ll get along just fine. 

[vegaspuckerman]

I guess a gym partner wouldn't be too bad if that's what you're suggesting. Just don't be jealous when I crush your max weights. Football here is pretty good, played it for a bit then dropped it to start up lacrosse. I've got the best head on my shoulder around, won't get one quite like it. 

[blainestca]

True. Just no surprise ice baths, okay?

[vegaspuckerman]

I promise nothing.

[mamasaurus-marls]

Homework overload?

[mamasaurus-marls]

I should. I’m so over these teachers.

[vegaspuckerman]

They are trying to help, I know it. Even I can admit that and I want to tear up every bit of work I get.

[blainestca]

Uh…no thanks. Only resort to that if I’m not breathing or something.

[vegaspuckerman]

If you weren't breathing that'd just be a waste of H2O. Think about it.

[mamasaurus-marls]

Homework overload?

I’m sorry, while I understand that you feel as if your class is the most important class I take, I take multiple other classes as well and I’d really like to have a life as well. So unfortunate.

[vegaspuckerman]

Burn it.

[maliatatenot-hale-blog]

Sorry I lost your interest. Thanks though….I guess.

[vegaspuckerman]

Most people do. Don't sweat it.