#steadfast-stinger

[savetheredqueen]

Dante pops open a really old book, flips some pages and stands there dramatically. He's eyeing Nero with a shit eating grin. "What, I! I love! I sue! I seek a lad! A boy, that is like a German clock, Still a-repairing, ever out of frame, And never going aright, being a watch, But being watch'd that it may still go right!... Kid I had no idea what the hell that meant, but I think it was supposed to be romantic."

"—… ."

 Wow. Did you SERIOUSLY just—

that’s one of KYRIE’S books, dammit! What a snoopy bullshitting old man.

Couldn’t romance if it smacked you on the wrinkly ass.

He’s outta here.

[infinite-climax]

"Aye, aye. I've been gettin' some complaints about a woman summoning demons with her hair... Huh. For some monster, you're a lot more attractive than I'd expect. Must be my lucky day."

If it is Lady Luck a handsome devil hunter truly comes looking for-

"Perhaps she smiles upon you~."

[savetheredqueen]

Blood is red, Your rose is Blue.... Yo, hey Nero, I want to sleep with you. *Obnoxious Grin and wink.*

Pfffth— that was………………….. pretty good, actually. Keep the stupid-old-man-antics a’comin’. 

“Bet’cha had to dig for that one, huh.”