Hermes; Cernunnos; Morrigan; Atum
Hermes-Have you ever stolen anything?
okay, gather ‘round, and let me tell you of the time i was busted for shoplifting something i didn’t steal, and how i have a lifetime ban from K-Mart. My friend and i (we were not bad kids, just poor) were hanging out in K-Mart (like a walmart but not as cheap, not as big selection. no food but chips). We wandered around, we looked in the electronics and i picked up a movie (it was a VHS i think- this was that long ago). we went to the pharmacy aisle and i decided i was going to shoplift condoms. (no money, but i was going to be safe with my business.) walked around a bit longer, and then put down the movie and left. Then the security guy was like “where’s the movie?” i told him i didn’t have a movie, i set it down. he told me he saw me take it. i told him WHERE i set it down. he said nope, i must have stolen it. Made me and friend empty our pockets in the security office. found the box of condoms. asked where i got them- lied and told him i carried THE WHOLE BOX just so i could be safe- he was like ‘yeah right’ and so i got banned.
omg i haven’t thought of that story in years.
Cernunnos-What is your favorite animal?- To be quite honest, it’s probably whatever animal i’m looking at a picture of right at the moment, or petting right at the moment. higher on the list are animals i’ve spent a good deal of time watching/interacting with- cats (of course), large/very large breed dogs, baby versions of any animal, horses. nondomesticated animals- penguins.
Morrigan-What do you think happens when we die?
I think that we get reborn (our souls) into a new body, and that soul-families (like the people you interacted with here- whether your closest friends, your lover, your co-workers, sometimes that one person that you really hate) are generally reborn to know each other again in new combinations- sometimes lovers in one life will be neighbors in another or gay lovers in another. I think you get reborn as long as you want to (using the spiritual Want- what your soul desires). Then there’s a Heaven of sorts (an after-party?) for souls that are done getting reborn. i imagine it like a peaceful forest.
Atum-What are your greatest imperfections?
- I’m easily distractable, which gives people the impression that i don’t listen/that i don’t care. i do care, but i just forget to pay attention. -I don’t like spending time with people, probably to a pathological extent. I’m on medication for it. -If i were a deadly sin, i would be sloth.