this just in: im the worst kind of girlfriend
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this just in: im the worst kind of girlfriend
hey steph
what about when I put my hands around it huh
or bite it
or drag my tongue down it
do these count
im gonna fuckin kill you
I fixed that for you
except it should be more like
'i'm gonna get fucked by you'
yeah that's the accurate version
because that will definitely be a thing that happens
and when it does I will do all of the above things to your neck and you ain't gonna do shit about it
I just wanna love her forever and always Just always and forever I really do I kinda wanna ask her if she just wants to marry me now and we can do a thing for it later like a renewal or something Because I know this is what I want I know it I just My heart knows it's right just like it has been for three years and seven months Okay I'm done
One of my favourite things about my girlfriend is pressing my face into her hair right after showers One of my least favourite things is that she discovered my most ticklish spot One of my other favourite things is that we can just sit here and she'll drape her legs over me just cause One of my other least favourite is when she goes near my ear with her mouth when we have to leave soon and she can't follow up anyway
hahaha earlier I was gonna make a random post about how much I love my girlfriend but now I'm just like
You're a giant assbutt
the biggest
assbutt
why haven't I closed that tab yet
okay i know the point of my girlfriend webcam calling me while in the bathtub is to get me flustered but
I just
I love her
and she's gorgeous
and she makes me smile
and she kept asking what face i was making at her because i didn't answer the call because I knew I'd cry eventually and im just sitting here smiling because it's the first time I've heard her voice in eight days
and i just miss her a lot okay
even if she is a butt
but she's a gorgeous butt
and i miss her so much it hurts in my chest
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ass redddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
hows your girlfriendndndndnd
uhm well
currently she's at work-- it's her first night closing by herself so she said she's kinda nervous but she's going to do fine because
she's the best like wow
I'm so proud of her
overall tho I think she's doing okay-- it's still pretty soon after me leaving so I think moods are expected, but
overall she's okay