Nov 25, 2017
new friend: wait so what actually is your sexuality
me: well you see, im like really into 80's pop and touch starved but im also extremely scared of intimacy and commitment so you know... gay or whatever
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new friend: wait so what actually is your sexuality
me: well you see, im like really into 80's pop and touch starved but im also extremely scared of intimacy and commitment so you know... gay or whatever
me, typing in the chrome search bar: y
chrome: youtube.com/polygon?
me, sighing: ....yeah
setting an alarm half an hour later so you'll have to rush in the morning but get to say "if i fall asleep right now i get five WHOLE hours"
my immediate reaction to this was yelling BITCH! really loudly and then playing celebration to myself. BITCH! WE DID THAT!
they wouldn't have made ben & jerry's hand sized if you weren't meant to eat it all on your own, "mom"
if dreams only last for 7 seconds does that mean a full night's sleep is just a vine compilation 🤔🤔🤔
ive been at choir practice for five hours today i literally never want to hear take me to church ever again or i think i might thr*w up