#stem student problems

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

Someone: oh yeah, my bf and I are in a bit of an LDR but we're managing, haha!

Me, a dumbass engineering student: [squints] what the hell are you guys doing in a light-dependant resistor?

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Really hate that I just had to type the phrase "aggressive release of fluids" in an academic paper. Science is gross.

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Lab instructor to nervous freshmen:

"And if something breaks, don't try to keep working. Just tell me. I break shit all the time. I drink out of plastic cups because I can't be trusted with glass. Lab equipment is like a dramatic toddler. One wrong move and it'll shatter." *looks at pipette* "little bitch."

[sharkrinsoup]

I literally just dropped $300 on two textbooks that should be illegal