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i’m on my fourth reread of asr and i didn’t realize until just now that secunit doesn’t really know how to fight at the beginning. i mean 1v1, sure, it can punch and kick and shoot stuff, but it’s so incredibly competent at combat (offensively, and against multiple hostiles in complex environments even) by the end of the series that i completely missed that it didn’t know how to do any of that shit until it met presaux. it really was just kind of a generic security guard until then, for all that it called itself murderbot. even in ganaka pit, we have no reason to believe the humans put up much resistance, and the malware was running the show anyway, so probably it was just shooting at anything that moved and hoping for the best. it literally taught itself how to be an actual murderbot in order to save these specific humans.

#the murderbot diaries

Hi. Hello. Hear me out.

Everytime we touch is a twoley song.

I am hearing you out SO FUCKING HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Modern AU Angus out there blasting Cascada while lying on his bed, blushing and giggling and kicking his feet and twirling his hair while he's doodling hearts all over his engineering paper with a glittery gel pen.

#This mixtape is getting dangerously close to turning into a 00s nostalgia mix #Positive replies #Basilikum7 #Twoley #Not that I mind. This is delightful. The fact that he gets through to Tooley so much via TOUCH aka the forehead boop... Mwah

I was talking to a fellow metalhead about Gloryhammer, aka "HEY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE INTO THEM TOO WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG ALBUM CHARACTER LEITMOTIF ALBUM COVER etc etc". You know, as one does. Anyway I was talking about how Fly Away is a good fucking song and I'm tired of comments shitting on it because it's not Winkler anymore, and they went "hey this actually reminds me of another song with a similar title. Have you heard Fly With Me by ShadowStrike?"

Me, still in the throes of "everything is about Twoley if you're deranged enough" and with a lengthy analysis post about flying as a metaphor for freedom and escaping destiny in my drafts: 👀👀👀👀

That fucking song starts as follows:

HELLO???

#HOLY FUCK???? OKAY????#positive talks #The song itself isn't really up my alley but the lyrics are Inchresting

fishpondfish

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

#Me but not about any of the actual Gloryhammer musicians but just about Angus as he appears in album 4 #because look at him #this is a bug

the-emerald-wyrm

My coworker: you know we got the dragonology board game in, right?

Me: WE WHAT?!

#dragonology #THERE WAS A FUCKING BOARDGAME???#Q

mihri-the-sasscatte

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

professorsparklepants

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

kittyopteryx

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

mooretimetoplay

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

necrowemancer

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

jelloapocalypse

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

creepsandcrawlers

FUCK ME the reveal video

threefeline

“CHRIS??????”

tanoraqui

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

8bitmickey

island-delver-go

Always reblog Y'gathok

robot-roadtrip-rants

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

#Ah. A classic #D&d #Dungeons & dragons #Y'gathok my beloved. Absolute icon

lady-troll

You are never going to persuade me that the heroes and Zargothrax don’t have, like, drinking and gambling evenings, or outings at the local tavern.

You can’t go around for a thousand years just constantly hating each other’s guts. That’s exhausting. Even for immortal cyborgs, and evil wizards/their clones.

princeoffife07

i like to think everyone minus angus does, bc their beef feels only professional. the various angi have legit reasons to beef with zarg, everyone else just does it to support him

shadowy-dumbo-octopus

Angus (your choice which one) joins them exactly once, but only because they got both him AND Zarg too drunk to give a shit. They do a groundbreaking duet at karaoke night and that single performance is the closest Fife has had to peace in centuries.

#gloryhammer #It's up to you what song they're belting out. I wanna say Genghis Khan or Bad Romance. Or Magnet.#NO WAIT. FUCKING. DIRTY DANCING. IIIIII HAAAAAD. THE TIME OF MY LIIIIFE. AND they do the dance move #FLAWLESSLY #Or maybe every Angus gets his own karaoke duo? It's like a rite of passage.#They almost never remember it afterwards. It's almost tragic.