More stepford headcanons please. I’m starving (thank you !!)
YES STEPFORD MY BABY I wanna squish his cheeks so bad
Romantic Stepford Headcanons
okay okay so he likes the idea of being a trophy, he likes even more the thought of being a trophy husband but has to deal with his issues of feeling like he has to win/be valuable first
weirdly the thought that a trophy husband is jokingly/affectionately not meant to contribute anything besides being pretty is comforting to him??
it's the fact that someone wants him around because he's there and not because he's a prize despite the name
is confident in his looks, but will have a mini crash out if something happens like a pimple or something
a few comforting words is enough to fix it
sunbathes like a cat. is there a sunbeam? he's in it and probably half awake if not fully sleeping
(does nap with Timmy like that on occasion, but never thinks to bring it up)
is a big platonic cuddler tbh he will curl up with anyone when it's sunshine nap time
is a bit of a lightweight, and somehow gets even MORE sappy than he already is
it's kinda cute honestly
also gets very demanding for cuddles, even in public
will be happiest sitting on your lap/laying his head in your lap while you try to talk around him
definitely gets tears in his eyes when he starts to pout, but 90% of the time they're crocodile tears and he's doing it on purpose
likes playfully teasing you on occasion; he's taller? he'll grab something for you but hold it up and demand a kiss for payment. you trip on air? he'll giggle very obviously behind his hand (for plausible deniability) when it's obvious you're alright
likes stuffed animals and soft things but is a little ashamed of it at first because it seems "childish"
the more he actually starts working out just to maintain his physique, the more confident he is in both his looks and socializing
loves socializing but has to build up his social battery - it's pretty short at first because he's shy
the more he gets over the being shy, the longer he can stay and socialize
eventually gets to the point where you're telling him you want to leave instead of the other way around
is very very sweet when holding you, is afraid he'll hurt you somehow (? there's no basis for this, he's just paranoid and that's the worst thing that could every happen to him)
if he ever accidentally bruises you by tripping into you or messing around? he's INCONSOLABLE
it could be the smallest thing and he's already crying when he notices it. needs a lot of kisses and comfort that you're fine and don't hate him
likes to hug you from behind the most, likes being able to bury his face in your neck/hair/shoulder blades depending on your height
prefers to smell like vanilla based scents, has no preference for you though
likes to wear matching clothes and jewelry
and if he sees you in one of his shirts? he's a WRECK
I just realized that you didn't say romantic oops haha I hope this still works